Canada is a failed state

Elizabeth Vodka May is the swing vote atm.

Let that sink in

Edit: Welp, nvm, even worse
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I look forward to the home equity tax raping boomers for every cent that slimy snake Carney gets out of them.
We can call it the tale of the Boomer and the Scorpion.

I also won't be surprised if Carney actually implements the stupid unrealized gains taxes idea that Kamala Harris pitched for and got shit on hard for doing so, assuming that Leafland doesn't already have one in place. And then the burgers will get to watch from a distance of the bullet that they dodged both figuratively and literally.
 
I wonder win Alberta splits will there a window to sneak over there before it's too late?
I know it's a funny meme, but Alberta will never split because they need BC's ports to actually export their natural resources.
 
Unfortunately they will take the exact wrong lesson from that and find someone even dorkier and more milquetoast than O'Toole.
Ideally Andrew Scheer comes back from Hyperborea after buffing up from all the Milk he's been consuming.

We need an Andrew Scheer Hyperborean Chieftain redemption arc.

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Elizabeth Vodka May is the swing vote atm.

Let that sink in

Edit: Welp, nvm, even worse
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Based and Nancy Pelosi Pilled.

I love how the National Drunk holds all the Cards.
 
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Global News --> Pierre needs to examine lessons from tonight.

Yes he does. The lesson being "TOTAL JEET DEATH"

Single issue election
Unironically, he should just gather the whole party together and demand genocide next election. It would probably win him the election easily. Worst case scenario, start a civil war in Canada and reign supreme west of Ontario as a warlord. Oil state dictatorships have been founded on less oil reserves. It isn't as if Toronto can actually do anything to stop them from breaking away.
 
Unironically, he should just gather the whole party together and demand genocide next election. It would probably win him the election easily. Worst case scenario, start a civil war in Canada and reign supreme west of Ontario as a warlord. Oil state dictatorships have been founded on less oil reserves. It isn't as if Toronto can actually do anything to stop them from breaking away.
Offer a bounty for jeet scalps and the problem solves itself.
 
I also won't be surprised if Carney actually implements the stupid unrealized gains taxes idea that Kamala Harris pitched for and got shit on hard for doing so, assuming that Leafland doesn't already have one in place. And then the burgers will get to watch from a distance of the bullet that they dodged both figuratively and literally.
Hope he does cause I couldn't give two shits about capital gains when housing prices are out of control.

I would keep the Principal Residence exemption for first homes (and second homes if sold within the year or two of inheritance from elderly family members) Give a grace period for inheritances of houses so they aren't taxed as capital gains.
 
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Already been reported, but we are now in the WEF Super Nigger Position of the Lib-NDP Rapefest we've had for years now. The collared greens man isn't needed (just like Poilievre)
I'm betting Kelowna will flip, Nipissing is down to literally 25 votes (Liberal lead), plus there's a chance that the conservajeets manage to flip a Brampton seat or two.
 
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