Canada is a failed state

Dear god Diana Carney is terrifying. You would think Mark could pull better (Gold diggers y'all)

Plus she is a Bong (Null's lease favourite race)

Isn't she also a radical climate zealot? It wouldn't even be a surprised if power plants that are "not clean energy" would be forced to shut off periodically to "reduce long-term carbon emissions", causing blackouts everywhere and turning Leafland into South Africa or Venezuela-levels of power insecurity.
 
>Hamilton is about to be assraped by one of the most stereotypically sounding named sandnigger's possible

I fucking hate this city man. How in the fuck did we cuck this hard to some turbanshitter rando with a name like A(I)slam Rana? Who's entire campaign is also, mind you, essentially based entirely around the idea of further fucking our already dangerously positioned steel industry, i.e. our MAIN source of economy, so they can instead invest even more into potential 'alternative revenue streams for growth' such as 'environmental development', and 'supporting the arts'!

The only semi-positive note to this outcome I can try to comfort myself with is that at least Green finally got fucking BTFO'd hard by the conservatives after constantly shitting the bed time and time again during his past terms, so at least my vote amounted to something... as marginal as it is.


I wasn't even going to vote for the Cons at first, christ.
Originally I was planning to probably just throw away my vote and go for the rhinoceros party (whatever their name is) for the lulz, because all 3 of the major candidates are some shade of nigger with stupid policies, and the PPC is yet again a retard no one's going to vote for.
But then of course my folks just had to inform me of their 'brilliant tactical voting plan' to support the Libs (despite disagreeing with the candidates policies!) because of 'muh drumpf' and how they wanted me to vote NDP to 'balance it out' and shit, which forced my hand even if out of spite
 
Was “owning Trump” seriously THAT strong of a swing issue? Or do people honestly believe that the New Liberal Boss will be different from the Old Liberal Boss, despite having all the same staffers?

Welp, I might need to start drinking. Least I have the Popcorn Reserve for whenever shit goes to pot…
Given that "Average redditor's opinions swayed by AI arguments" is on the frontpage. Yes, I suspect the average swing voter may actually be stupid enough to be convinced by a foreign political leader shitposting.
 
If India and Pakistan start a war I pray Pakistan sends a couple nukes our way and glasses over the Greater Toronto Area and Ottawa. Those 2 cities cause like 80 percent of the problems for Canada.
We deserve this. It's our just desserts. And it comes with the side effect of enriching the local wildlife.
 
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Like someone else said earlier. The libs pretty much won because of a playground-level argument. Shame on them, and shame on me for believing this country could ever change. Sorry if I'm crashing out, but I am frustrated with my fellow leafs
It's ok - you can call Canadians what they deserve to be called here:
Faggots.

On a lighter, more laugh-at-stupids note, the Poilievre Unemployment Scan is showing some bad news for our Carleton Clown
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