Canada is a failed state

What took you so long?
Solely the fact I’m actively trying to NOT heavily drink. I’ve seen people hit it hard enough that I’d rather not.
The only good thing about this election is that the liberal didn't gain a majority. So canada's decline will be slower than it could've been.
Honestly at this point the accelerationists might have the right idea. If it’s gonna suck before it gets better, might as well rip off the bandaid and speedrun this shit.
 
Is Canada just going to go from a British satellite state to an American satellite state to now a Chinese satellite state?
The eternal colony.
Canada puts the colon in colony, considering how gay and shitty it is to live here.

The only good thing about this election is that the liberal didn't gain a majority. So canada's decline will be slower than it could've been.

Also kiwi-leafs meet up in an alternative timeline where the libs gained a majority
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I have bad news for you my man - if the Globohomo-NDP fag coalition can keep their projected 172 seats - this WILL BE where the Libs gain their de-facto majority.
 
Is Canada just going to go from a British satellite state to an American satellite state to now a Chinese satellite state?
The eternal colony.
Canada is basically "murikkka bad" the country, with no other identity. That's why it's so easy for Canada to be influenced by other countries.
I have bad news for you my man - if the Globohomo-NDP fag coalition can keep their projected 172 seats - this WILL BE where the Libs gain their de-facto majority.
They could make canada so bad that it collapses or serious change happens, as unlikely as this would be
 
Is Canada just going to go from a British satellite state to an American satellite state to now a Chinese satellite state?
The eternal colony.
I think we should cozy up to bongistan. The year 2047 will be CANZUK Tempests dogfighting with F-35s fielded by the United States of Israel/Greater Russian Empire over the irradiated wastes of Europe.
 
Canada is basically "murikkka bad" the country, with no other identity. That's why it's so easy for Canada to be influenced by other countries.
We only need to redirect that sense of superiority from being superior to Americans to being superior to Pajeets.

Considering the majority of Canadians see Jeets as their defacto Slave caste, that part of the plan should be easy.

For transferring that contempt from Americans to Jeets it will be more difficult. We just have to convince them that Modi is taking away women's right to choose (her gang of Jeet Rapists)
 
I guess my wish of the CBC being destroyed will have to wait. Pretty much no one under 40 watches them.
Can't wait for taxes to be jacked up to give money for the CBC to burn so boomers can watch there Globoslop propaganda every night.

Total CBC Death
CBC Delenda Est!
 
Was “owning Trump” seriously THAT strong of a swing issue? Or do people honestly believe that the New Liberal Boss will be different from the Old Liberal Boss, despite having all the same staffers?

Welp, I might need to start drinking. Least I have the Popcorn Reserve for whenever shit goes to pot…
No that is literally it, all of the liberal voters are talking about how they are so thankful that we came together and owned Trump. (Without giving a clear reason as to how this is a blow to Trump at all) If these people cared about anything in the country as much as the president of another country every problem would be solved.
 
now Trump just needs to come out with a congratulations speech about how he's overjoyed that Carney wins. maybe even try to get a handshake photo op with him.

means nothing but it fucks the people that voted Liberal because they hate Trump.
Would be hilarious to see all boomers cope and seeth. Getting exactly what they voted for.
 
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