Canada is a failed state

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PaleTay said:
It's older ones who don't have to directly interact with them as much but there's two, somewhat related things I've noticed

1) They don't want to be a complainer, or a bigot. So few people are genuine about far less serious issues in their lives.
2) Indian "politeness". As much as people mock it on the internet, Indians act like how many of families of a specific type of Canadian Conservatism wish their kids act, military kids were raised to be subservient and meek so there are plenty of older ex-military people who love hearing "Saar, I will do the helpful for you and your wonderful family" and don't care about anything else.
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Not wanting to be the complainer is a big one, Canadians are like Boxer from Animal Farm, resilient & hardworking but too trusting for our own good.
Purple Francis said:
There are lots of work up north, but it's mostly fly in fly out. Because literally no one wants to live in a desolate icy wasteland with only a bar and a walmart for entertainment.
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Northern towns grew quite rapidly before the 1980s. I wonder if relentless injun pandering after the Charter of Rights and the judicial activism that opened up caused white flight towards the cities, resulting in the absurdly centralised country we have now. Ice can be solved with central heating and a good snowplow schedule, but every rural town has a reserve a short drive away.
 
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Jarolleon said:
Northern towns grew quite rapidly before the 1980s. I wonder if relentless injun pandering after the Charter of Rights and the judicial activism that opened up caused white flight towards the cities, resulting in the absurdly centralised country we have now. Ice can be solved with central heating and a good snowplow schedule, but every rural town has a reserve a short drive away.
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Central Canada is also a flat open tundra with no natural barriers between it and the Arctic Ocean. Winter there fucking sucks ass, and is infinity times worse then winters in Alaska. The settled parts of Alaska are actually fairly pleasant most of the year thanks to the mountains shielding the southern coast from the Arctic. The pacific keeps things pretty warm, and while the winters in Anchorage, Juneau and wat not are still cold as shit, they aren't "OMIGOD I AM GOING TO DIE" cold. Which is not the case in say, Yellowknife.

The Average low Temperature in Yellowknife is -10 Freedom Units in January.

The Average low Temperature in Anchorage is +12 Freedom units in January.

That 22 Degree difference is yuge when it comes to being able to tolerate living somewhere. Keep in mind that even as far south as North Carolina and Texas temperatures occasionally end up with 12 degrees freedom in the winter. So a cold as balls night in the contiguous USA is the average night in Alaska. We just crank the heat up down here, and up there they do the same. But when your average low is -10 that is already life ruining cold on average, and on a bad day it can get so fucking cold machinery (like your heater) breaks because it cannot handle the stress. It cannot be understated how Geography shapes destiny in many respects.
 
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OutInTheRain said:
I just was recently in Quebec. It was like stepping in a time machine to a Canadian city 20 years ago. I didn't see any homeless, everything was clean. So of course the Quebecers will vote Liberal. They have been insulated entirely from what is happening in the rest of the Canada.
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They're already French, it can't get any worse than that

Also I've seen a lot of people say something on the lines of "Quebec is so based because they only allow French speakers"

The French speakers in question:
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CYKA RUSH B said:
Can some canuck explain what the hell "elbows up" means? I know it's a retarded focus grouped slogan aimed at retarded liberal boomers, but wtf is it even supposed to mean?
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Basically it's a hockey term, in hockey collisions and fights occur and some player raise their elbows so that the other person gets injured during a collision. Sometimes a collision just can't be avoided but the player has chosen to harm the other player anyways.
 
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CYKA RUSH B said:
Can some canuck explain what the hell "elbows up" means? I know it's a retarded focus grouped slogan aimed at retarded liberal boomers, but wtf is it even supposed to mean?
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It’s a dirty play in hockey. When throwing a hit, you’re supposed to keep your elbows down when doing it. Cucked Liberals and boomers think we can fight dirty against America and not get violently raped in response.
 
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Kalsarikännit said:
China is built on sand figuratively and literally, and has a few systemic problems like birth rates and pollution that, not only are the not fixing, but aren’t feeling the full brunt of their effects yet. They will not be a foreign power because they have too many domestic issues and these issues will continue to worsen in the future.
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Whatever economic and birth rate problems they have, everyone else has the same problem - except we have intense factionalism whereas they have an enforceable unity. They also have an ace up their sleeve, which is that the CCP can always shore up its popularity by taking Taiwan; and the longer they wait to play that card, the better position they are in to play it.

I'm glad I was never born Asian, I hate the bug mentality, but right now they're the strongest horse in the glue factory.
 
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Legalize Asbestos said:
except we have intense factionalism whereas they have an enforceable unity.
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No, no they don't. There's a lot of internal strife in china. They all nominally hate the west, but turning propagandized feelings into action isn't easy or likely, leading into:
Legalize Asbestos said:
They also have an ace up their sleeve, which is that the CCP can always shore up its popularity by taking Taiwan; and the longer they wait to play that card, the better position they are in to play it.
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They can't and they won't. Not only would Taiwan bomb the absolute shit out of whatever the Chinese sent their way, the rest of the west and America in particular would not let it happen. Clearly you don't understand how important having bases in and/or control of the islands that surround China is to the US.

Hell, I would have said a couple years ago that, regarding the question of "is China our enemy who wants to subvert and control us?" average people in western countries would have almost unanimously said that it's true. Unfortunately, those same people are now constantly using Chinese owned and operated services, and being tricked into believing all sorts of shit about "how strong China is" and "how weak and divided the West is".

Keep your heads on straight, guys. I can actually swim in the lakes nearby me, and maybe even drink some without dying. You cannot do that in China. You cannot do a LOT of things in China.
 
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The Cum Beast said:
Glory to the proletariat comrades. Big Daddy Carney will establish the National Socialist Democratic People's Empire of Sino-Canadian Soviet Communist Republics.
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Basically right on cue. I wonder whom all in his family is getting paid by the CCP? That's the usual method the Chinese like to use.

China does not have the consumer market required to counteract the loss of the US. On top of that, Canada's ports are basket cases, and will probably take a decade to unfuck.
 
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Legalize Asbestos said:
Whatever economic and birth rate problems they have, everyone else has the same problem - except we have intense factionalism whereas they have an enforceable unity. They also have an ace up their sleeve, which is that the CCP can always shore up its popularity by taking Taiwan; and the longer they wait to play that card, the better position they are in to play it.
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No they can't without killing the CCP finally. Shanghai,Shenzen,Guangzhao are all within missle rain range of Taiwan. So, expect everything of importance to be flattened in those cities plus the three gorges dam as well.
 
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Kalsarikännit said:
Unfortunately, those same people are now constantly using Chinese owned and operated services, and being tricked into believing all sorts of shit about "how strong China is" and "how weak and divided the West is".

Keep your heads on straight, guys. I can actually swim in the lakes nearby me, and maybe even drink some without dying. You cannot do that in China. You cannot do a LOT of things in China.
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At least China won’t lock me up for Antisemitism.
Maker's Mark said:
Get ready to suck Chinese cock! Comrade Carney insists.
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Better than sucking Jeet and Jewish cock with Pierre Poillevre (a simple goy from the Prairies)
 
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