Canada is a failed state

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No, they don't. Canadians aren't capable of thinking. Maybe the rarest of the rare, the creme of the crop, the 1% of the 1% are capable of thought. Looking into a crowd of Canadians is like looking into a herd of sheep. Nothing going on behind the eyes.
 
We finally got our first gold medal in the Olympics. Took long enough. If we fail at Hockey it truly is over for us. At least then the government might be forced to actually increase sport expenditure instead of letting the budget get raped by inflation like they have been
Canada sucks at the Olympics now because half of the under 30 population isn't Canadian. Import the third world, become the third world.
Nope, a large amount of Canadian loves and I mean LOVES China and the CCP, especially leftist types. I've seen clips of Canadians who get mad whenever someone criticizes or makes fun of the CCP. Like I could easily tell by their expression and tone that they genuinely took the criticism towards the Chinese government personally. The CCP probably has more support in Canada than in China itself at this point.
Example from /r/electricvehicles (archive) today:
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How have they have forgotten the Hongcouver meme, Nortel, or even China kidnapping Canadian citizens so quickly?
 
We finally got our first gold medal in the Olympics. Took long enough. If we fail at Hockey it truly is over for us. At least then the government might be forced to actually increase sport expenditure instead of letting the budget get raped by inflation like they have been
> Drastically increase the cost of living and inflation
> Make sports unaffordable for the majority of Canadians
> Import immigrants who hate the winter weather and the country they live in
> Lose
 
TIL today, Canadian Olympians are apparently such absolute cucks we've managed to develop enough of a reputation as notorious cheaters that our oppposing teams decided to set up specially angled recordings just to catch us out this year

And this was for curling of all things, both men's & women's, LMFAO

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And of course all the sportscucks/elbows up champagne 'patriots' I've seen responding on xitter so far are taking it exactly the way you'd expect, we truly are a country of human cattle, fuck brother


If there's a positive at least, anything that further stains our rep on the global perception of Canadians as 'good people' our retarded pop has been coasting it's way to cultural irrelevancy on is always welcome
 
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No, they don't. Canadians aren't capable of thinking. Maybe the rarest of the rare, the creme of the crop, the 1% of the 1% are capable of thought. Looking into a crowd of Canadians is like looking into a herd of sheep. Nothing going on behind the eyes.
Ironic that you call others stupid while not knowing how to spell “cream”.
 
With how China can pull off any major infrastructure project even if means demolishing an entire town they must thing we are a bunch of bumbling idiots.
They already take that as a given since Carney seems to think he can play China off the USA to his own advantage. Which is increadibly stupid. If the USA decides to give Carney and by extension Canada a smack, China wont do shit about it. So that means China wont put any effort into this relationship.

But they will happily take whatever it is Carney is selling, provided Carney accepts cash on delivery, no investment beyond friendly letters and photo ops, and other meaningless platitudes. China knows if push came to shove the USA would put the axe on anything substantial.
 
Canada sucks at the Olympics

How have they have forgotten the Hongcouver meme, Nortel, or even China kidnapping Canadian citizens so quickly?

No, see you don’t understand. TRUMP said a thing!

All the slavery and children ran sweatshops in china are actually a good thing because trump can’t profit off it! You’re just a bigot nazi who wants orange cheeto fascism.
 
Late af but what an abysmal showing at the olympics lol, guess importing a bunch of brownoids who hate winter hasn't quite panned out for our sporting prospects. Maybe if canada keeps losing goyball games the boomers will finally realize that something is wrong
 
And of course all the sportscucks/elbows up champagne 'patriots' I've seen responding on xitter so far are taking it exactly the way you'd expect, we truly are a country of human cattle, fuck brother
The comments have been hilariously deaf. "Hurr durr who cares if he she they touched the rock, it doesn't do enough to impact the game's outcome". Funny how Rules Based Order^TM collapses when it means we can harvest brownie points and pretend we are oh so greater than the dastardly Orange Man and Americans because gold medal gleams.

I'm actively rooting for us to lose in hockey at this point just to stick it to these fags and force them to spend the extra mental effort on rationalizing yet another buck breaking.
 
Late af but what an abysmal showing at the olympics lol, guess importing a bunch of brownoids who hate winter hasn't quite panned out for our sporting prospects. Maybe if canada keeps losing goyball games the boomers will finally realize that something is wrong

They called Don Cherry a mad man and a racist for pointing out the truth. When he dies, the last great Canadian will have fallen.
 
The comments have been hilariously deaf. "Hurr durr who cares if he she they touched the rock, it doesn't do enough to impact the game's outcome". Funny how Rules Based Order^TM collapses when it means we can harvest brownie points and pretend we are oh so greater than the dastardly Orange Man and Americans because gold medal gleams.

I'm actively rooting for us to lose in hockey at this point just to stick it to these fags and force them to spend the extra mental effort on rationalizing yet another buck breaking.
I genuinely saw a response from some decently big following account, post was somewhere between the 20-40k like mark iirc, to an American poster poking fun at our cuckery that essentially just went 'well at least we don't have a pedophile in office'

Genuine retardation
 
No, they don't. Canadians aren't capable of thinking. Maybe the rarest of the rare, the creme of the crop, the 1% of the 1% are capable of thought. Looking into a crowd of Canadians is like looking into a herd of sheep. Nothing going on behind the eyes.
It's weird how some people simply don't have anything going on in their minds. Back in school, I used to think I was weird for overthinking and talk to myself a lot. Now I'm glad I like to overthink because that just means I have an actual conscience, unlike most people in Snow Cuba.
If there's a positive at least, anything that further stains our rep on the global perception of Canadians as 'good people' our retarded pop has been coasting it's way to cultural irrelevancy on is always welcome
I can easily see Canadians developing the same reputation as Chinese tourists. Canadians love to brag about how """great""" Cucknada is compared to other countries...even when they're traveling overseas in said countries. I've actually heard that in the Netherlands, Canadian tourists have the same reputation as Chinese tourists already.

In this case I'd actually think Canadians could develop a WORSE reputation. Since there's been decades of propaganda about how amazing Canadians are, actually meeting them irl would be an enormous whiplash.
Late af but what an abysmal showing at the olympics lol, guess importing a bunch of brownoids who hate winter hasn't quite panned out for our sporting prospects. Maybe if canada keeps losing goyball games the boomers will finally realize that something is wrong
I've actually heard people claim that all the jeets and other shitskins and chinks would make us BETTER at the Olympics lmao. The problem? All the high quality immigrants (at least recent ones) goes to the US or even Europe and Canada is often their last choice.
 
I can easily see Canadians developing the same reputation as Chinese tourists. Canadians love to brag about how """great""" Cucknada is compared to other countries...even when they're traveling overseas in said countries. I've actually heard that in the Netherlands, Canadian tourists have the same reputation as Chinese tourists already.

In this case I'd actually think Canadians could develop a WORSE reputation. Since there's been decades of propaganda about how amazing Canadians are, actually meeting them irl would be an enormous whiplash.
People like the idea of Canadians, specifically the idea of a nice polite American. What they end up with when they meet us is an obnoxious, passive-aggressive drunk with a superiority complex. Most people when they meet us, think we are pieces of shit. The curling meltdown is only adding fuel to that fire.
 
People like the idea of Canadians, specifically the idea of a nice polite American. What they end up with when they meet us is an obnoxious, passive-aggressive drunk with a superiority complex. Most people when they meet us, think we are pieces of shit. The curling meltdown is only adding fuel to that fire.
I say this completely unironically but the episode of King of the Hill where the Canadian family moves onto Hank's street is the best portrayal of Canadians in media by a country mile
 
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Boomer nationalism.
Some comments from the Reddit thread (archive)
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Canadian nationalists boycotting Canadian companies:
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Someone explains why "nationalists" aren't very loyal:
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An unironic supporter of the marketing boards:
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Dislikes American food because RFK is in charge of the FDA while simultaneously bragging about Canada having the same policies that he is implementing:
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Why are you worshipping another country's ex-leader?
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The CCP respects Canada's sovereignty:
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No, they don't. Canadians aren't capable of thinking. Maybe the rarest of the rare, the creme of the crop, the 1% of the 1% are capable of thought. Looking into a crowd of Canadians is like looking into a herd of sheep. Nothing going on behind the eyes.
I'm a Canadian who can think... I'm surrounded by retarded Canadians, which is my own personal hell.
 
Canadian nationalists boycotting Canadian companies:
They always get mad whenever you bring up that Reddit is American. Also there's no way Redditors are boycotting fast food places. The fact the Americans there probably don't even know that Canadians believe they're under an endsieg against Amerikkka is pretty funny ngl.
The CCP respects Canada's sovereignty:
Despite all the daily double think Canadian do, like wanting to fight off amerikkka while also wanting to ban all guns, they are consistent in one thing: being pro-China. It's probably the one thing the liberals are genuine on at this point.
I'm a Canadian who can think... I'm surrounded by retarded Canadians, which is my own personal hell.
I got a funny story from way back. So a teacher asked my middle school class which animal would you rather be, the assertive lion, or the sheep...and most of the class chose the sheep 💀. Now I was a little kid so I only choose the lion cuz I thought it was cooler, but I've remembered this story till this day because it's a great example of how sheepish the average Canadian is.
 
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