Canada is a failed state

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Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
The latter are attempting City-run grocery stores. Which, ignoring just how monopolistic Canada is, is probably going to produce lulz just off standard corruption.
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There is no possible ending for this experiment that isn't funny as fuck. If the city-run stores actually provide a better (cheaper) service than private stores it's a huge kick in the dick to the grocery cartel and 'muh free enterprise' ballwashers. More likely outcome of course is that the city run stores are either more expensive (failure) or heavily subsidized (also a failure).

If it's cheaper to shop at CityMart then EVERY single Torontonian should do that since you've already paid for the groceries with your taxes. Everyone who isn't a Torontonian should go there and shoplift shit as revenge for retard faggot Torontonians dictating so much of this country's policies.
 
Brutality said:
The shadow of the hook nose looms over your keyboard as you type these messages it seems
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Kike hands typed this post.
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Hands no longer good enough, thread is now in a "post nose" situation. Jesus Christ REDEEEM us already.

Maker's Mark said:
Literal North Korean style ball washing of Mark Carney at the Junos. He has literally done fuck all. Groceries are going up, youth unemployment is at a record high. But we're blessed in the eyes of a fellow elite who does not suffer the consequences of this government.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/new...rney-a-blessing/ar-AA1ZGYID?ocid=BingNewsSerp
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A lot of the finance tards in the midst of mortgage renewal panic are saying historically "normal" people (as far as their credit history pattern of reporting goes) have payday loan shit all over their credit reports now. Somehow Carney is more popular than ever and can't fail despite failing at all of his election agenda. Whether he stays on for the 5 year majority he has coming I suspect he'll get bored of destroying Canada and leave office early. Again, anything Canadian is gauche and highly embarrassing to people like him and Trudeau that wish they were born into European monarchy or aristocracy. Just inbred muts and backwoods palace courtiers that think they belong.
 
BulkForceFive said:
There is no possible ending for this experiment that isn't funny as fuck. If the city-run stores actually provide a better (cheaper) service than private stores it's a huge kick in the dick to the grocery cartel and 'muh free enterprise' ballwashers. More likely outcome of course is that the city run stores are either more expensive (failure) or heavily subsidized (also a failure).
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I have amazing mystical powers of prescience and harnessing the forces behind the veil can predict the following:

CityMart will get all of its goods from Loblaws, after Gaylord Weston secures a backroom deal. The products are sold at insane markup and rebranded. The consumer's price is artificially low due to subsidies.

Under the immense weight of a topheavy admin, (featuring such positions as Land Acknowledgement Director, Chief Smudger, Equity Officer, etc,) and without actually turning a profit, all stores are shuttered within 5 years and a CBC article, no more than 300 words, is released at midnight before being deleted at 3am, describing taxpayer losses of several billion.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
https://www.winnipegfreepress.com/b...ly-lucky-says-man-who-survived-hatchet-attack

Don't worry, hatchet attacks are becoming a common thing like machete attacks were a few years go there. Nothing to be concerned about according to the police.

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becoming? buddy it's the North End of Winnipeg, this is a 'ground wet after rain showers' level news story. Assailants guaranteed to be chugs, possibly intoxicated but that's their default state. If this happened in Tuxedo that might be a new thing.

I think it's fucking hilarious that they're filming movies in Winnipeg now, I wanna start a betting pool over which celeb has a run-in with the local wildlife first (either on-set or after hours).

EDIT: lol i checked the given location on Google Maps and just down the street is a Metis Federation building with the usual assortment of 'patrons' lolling about on the sidewalk in midday
 
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BulkForceFive said:
becoming? buddy it's the North End of Winnipeg, this is a 'ground wet after rain showers' level news story. Assailants guaranteed to be chugs, possibly intoxicated but that's their default state. If this happened in Tuxedo that might be a new thing.

I think it's fucking hilarious that they're filming movies in Winnipeg now, I wanna start a betting pool over which celeb has a run-in with the local wildlife first (either on-set or after hours).
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I tend to drive straight through Winnipeg when traveling with friends and family. There's zero reason to visit. And I meant how common hatchet attacks are becoming. It's like every five years they choose a new weapon to use. Here I just have to worry about getting stabbed by teens if I'm using transit. Even going around Scarborough isn't as bad. There maybe a shoot out, but I'm never in the areas those occur. Plus they can't aim worth shit.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
I tend to drive straight through Winnipeg when traveling with friends and family. There's zero reason to visit. And I meant how common hatchet attacks are becoming. It's like every five years they choose a new weapon to use. Here I just have to worry about getting stabbed by teens if I'm using transit. Even going around Scarborough isn't as bad. There maybe a shoot out, but I'm never in the areas those occur. Plus they can't aim worth shit.
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Nah, hatchets are a classic weapon on the Native skill tree. They were using them way back when white people were added to the servers. Machetes are new, ever since the Chinese Equipment DLC dropped. I'm just pointing out that someone getting attacked with any object in the Murder Capital of Canada isn't really a news story.

You're right that there definitely isn't much to see in Winnipeg, and absolutely nothing worth risking your life for in the North End.
 
You can honestly just assume every homeless on the great plains has a hatchet. You think they got a granola bar and juice box in that backpack? Anyone who chooses to live in those shithole cities just has to accept there may come a day a psychotic derelict might split their skull like a ripe melon. C'est la vie~
 
YautjaWeeb said:
Hands no longer good enough, thread is now in a "post nose" situation. Jesus Christ REDEEEM us already.
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It's almost as though I prefer the people that make money and don't literally explode when I pointed out their book blatantly explains that their prophet was a bisexual pedophile who hates dogs.

Anyways, thread tax -
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Seems like Texas has been following the Syrupean example of funding madrassas, which are consistently used as training centers for younger Muslims, who then graduate to terrorist finishing school at the mosque.
 
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BulkForceFive said:
Nah, hatchets are a classic weapon on the Native skill tree. They were using them way back when white people were added to the servers. Machetes are new, ever since the Chinese Equipment DLC dropped. I'm just pointing out that someone getting attacked with any object in the Murder Capital of Canada isn't really a news story.

You're right that there definitely isn't much to see in Winnipeg, and absolutely nothing worth risking your life for in the North End.
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I guess I'm too used to guns, bludgeoning weapons, and firebombs. You know, civilized weapons.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
I guess I'm too used to guns, bludgeoning weapons, and firebombs. You know, civilized weapons.
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That's because you don't have the Scalping or Wagon Burning skills, you're got Draw and Quarter and Hung by the Neck until they're Dead, instead.

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Because I'm retarded enough to let the Free Press stay on my timeline, this jeeta shows up far too often, but at least she's anti-Muslim. You should still send her back, as soon as you get the dune coons out.
 
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Wonder why Danielle Smith hasn't mentioned that more often. Oh wait! It's likely because they have no money and this is just burning through more cash. Tell me again why America wants Alberta other than the oil? Do they not understand if Canada becomes the 51st State you'll have 40 million more voters voting for Democrats?
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Wonder why Danielle Smith hasn't mentioned that more often. Oh wait! It's likely because they have no money and this is just burning through more cash. Tell me again why America wants Alberta other than the oil? Do they not understand if Canada becomes the 51st State you'll have 40 million more voters voting for Democrats?
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Statehood comes after the brainwashing is properly mitigated. No voting rights for annexed canadians for 100 years
 
Terrible Ideas v2.0™ said:
It's almost as though I prefer the people that make money and don't literally explode when I pointed out their book blatantly explains that their prophet was a bisexual pedophile who hates dogs.
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When you say how you like how they make money... your nose starts to show.

Somehow people, and especially Kiwifarmers manage to despise muslims as well as semites. You can do both, Rabbi.
 
YautjaWeeb said:
When you say how you like how they make money... your nose starts to show.

Somehow people, and especially Kiwifarmers manage to despise muslims as well as semites. You can do both, Rabbi.
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Saying "I prefer waffles" does not mean "I hate pancakes", it means "I prefer waffles." Saying "kikes are better allies than dune coons" does not mean "kikes are a non-threat", it means "dune coons are a greater threat." Lemme explain this concept called "triage", where you identify the order in which critical tasks should be undertaken to render add in a situation where multiple individuals or entities need aid.

In this case, the critical threat is the violent 3rd world retards that enjoy cousin-fucking, killing everyone that doesn't want to live under their specific religious rules, and are worse than commies for purity spirals, as demonstrated by their frequent murder of people that ARE Muslim, but believe in a slightly different version of the same verses. Saying "kikes like to make money, Muslims think they get an paradise afterlife as long as they kill kufir" and "kikes want their little slice of MENA, and dune coons want the whole world" identifies the relative amount of threat presented by each, since kikes all want to cluster in an area that can be monitored and easily addressed at essentially any time, while Muslims believe they have a god-given right to wage jihad to establish Dar Al-Islam. As a result of a combination of retarded politicians, many of whom are being suborned directly of indirectly by a variety of hostile actors that include kikes like the Soros family, Europe is on the verge of becoming a bunch of new caliphates, several of which are nuclear powers. As evidenced by the IRGC drive to obtain nuclear weapons AND fund/supply terrorist proxies, with both the IRGC and the proxies making it completely clear that they don't just want to attack Israel, but are also more than willing to engage in suicidal strikes with dirty bombs and IRBMs, and want access to ICBMs, that makes an incredibly strong case that the "triage priority" right now is "stop dune coons from turning the world into a 3rd world shithole like every country them have that wasn't lucky enough to get great rolls on oil, since the kikes are easily identified and dealt with at a later date."

Bonus: restricting Muslim entry into western countries and/or crusading the Muslims into their supposed afterlife means there's less of them for kikes to migrate into western countries, so not only does that foil the plans of the hooknoses and little-hats, it preserves western cultures, which are objectively the best cultures that humanity has produced to date. Once the Muslim threat has been properly mitigated, you can then focus energy on whatever needs to be done about the kikes without having to waste extra time/energy/money addressing herds of 70-IQ violent, welfare-sponge retards that will engage in taqiyya while in western countries, while setting up mass casualty events against kufirs.

This all requires running primary candidates against RINOs in the US, and whatever that looks like in Canuckistan, to remove idiot politicians that will take slightly softer stances on immigration, instead of declaring moratoriums on any kind of asylum claims, student visas, and H1B-style foreign worker systems, and accepting that most of western Europe is fucked, and will need to be reconquered at some point. Those same politicians also need to be ones willing to turn off the welfare taps even more thoroughly than they've been turned down, and actually pass the DOGE shit that was identified, like blowing up the whole USAID process that was funding all kinds of NGOs to bring in the dirty 3rd world masses. Lastly, those politicians need to have the balls to draft and pass legislation that says "If your religious doctrine, as expressed in a place of worship, advocates for murdering people you define as infidels, apostates, non-adherents, etc., that's definitely not a tax-exempt place of worship", with some kind of mechanism for invalidating the 1st Amendment protections of any religious group that's doing that shit.

Brutality said:
Statehood comes after the brainwashing is properly mitigated. No voting rights for annexed canadians for 100 years
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I thought I saw something about the governor of Alberta saying she "wanted to lead a strong and independent Alberta within a unified Canada", which sounds like cuck talk; I wonder if she's changed her mind since there's apparently enough people signing the secession petitions to trigger the ballot initiative.
 
Terrible Ideas v2.0™ said:
I thought I saw something about the governor of Alberta saying she "wanted to lead a strong and independent Alberta within a unified Canada", which sounds like cuck talk; I wonder if she's changed her mind since there's apparently enough people signing the secession petitions to trigger the ballot initiative
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I would imagine that being a governor there are legal or political restrictions that prevent her from straight out advocating for Seperation (maybe some sort of anti-treason law or the threat of a primary), but all the legislation and build up and independent organizations, such as a provincial police force seperate from the RCMP, does seem to indicate that she's setting the ground work for Seperation even if she legally cannot advocate for it.
 
Betonhaus said:
I would imagine that being a governor there are legal or political restrictions that prevent her from straight out advocating for Seperation (maybe some sort of anti-treason law or the threat of a primary), but all the legislation and build up and independent organizations, such as a provincial police force seperate from the RCMP, does seem to indicate that she's setting the ground work for Seperation even if she legally cannot advocate for it.
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Renee Levesque and Jacques Parizeau both publically advocated for the secession of quebec as Premier so this is bullshit
 
Brutality said:
Renee Levesque and Jacques Parizeau both publically advocated for the secession of quebec as Premier so this is bullshit
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In which case I could be wrong. On the other hand nobody really expected Quebec to leave as they aren't financially self sufficient, and in Current Era if you don't toe the line within limits then the media drags your name through the mud and your enemies pool their resources to try to primary you. People still aren't taking Alberta Seperation seriously as they expect there to be more bullshit, so a politician outright supporting it is playing with fire.

If the petition gets enough signatures and it becomes a referendum question it'll be taken more seriously, but until then a lot of people expect it to blow over or be stopped in one way or another.
 
Quebec always gets treated like the spastic retard adolescent child that its parents can no longer control. Ottawa just lets Quebec do and say whatever hoping the insane meltdown doesn't induce another IBS episode and ruin the upholstery again
 
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