Canada is a failed state

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So, did some researching the other day and came across something funny


TL;DR its an act of the Parliament that ensures that Quebec will always have the same number of seats no matter the results of the census. Now, this was also an update to a Mulrooney bill from '85, but not didnt find any handy links to that and I was lazy.

1) Holy shit lol, you will never be able to stop Quebec from fucking your ass.
2) Does the thread think this is bad (because fuck Quebec) or good (Because most jeets aren't francophone, so it works as bulwark against the jeetification of the country)
 
2) Does the thread think this is bad (because fuck Quebec) or good (Because most jeets aren't francophone, so it works as bulwark against the jeetification of the country)
Most "francophones" aren't gonna be Quebecois either in less than 50 years. Instead of being jeetified, Quebec will be Maghrebified with a generous dollop of subsaharan Africans and Haitians. This is neither good nor bad because it doesn't address the issue of population replacement.
 
Most "francophones" aren't gonna be Quebecois either in less than 50 years. Instead of being jeetified, Quebec will be Maghrebified with a generous dollop of subsaharan Africans and Haitians. This is neither good nor bad because it doesn't address the issue of population replacement.
Oh, it'll be good, because the frogs fucking deserve it.
 
Gladue is a weird one, because she's one of the most actually Conservative members in Parliament
Re-election was coming up, and I guess choosing to ride that sweet "elbows up" energy was a safe way to victory, also once she swapped, the feds magically took interest in her riding and green lit funding for infrastructure projects.
Nawh more likely is she's planning on retiring by the next election and figures being part of the government will give her a bigger retirement payoff than remaining an opposition MP. Her Sarnia riding is in no way ever going to vote Liberal federally; the response to her floor crossing should be proof enough, the Imperial Oil refinery presence the exclamation mark. All the MPs who have crossed are being opportunistic and know they will never be re-elected, whether by voters directly or by the Liberal party dumping them in favour of their preferred candidate come nomination season.
 
Mine did. I guess I got the long version of the census.
Mine was downright invasive. Last one was all 'what is the primary language spoken in your house' and 'how many persons reside at your house' and stuff like that. Now my name is on every question and they're like a fucking Voight-Kampff test. WHAT IS YOUR ETHNICITY [BulkForceFive]? HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX, INCE- I MEAN [BulkForceFive]? WHICH OUTDATED AND PROBLEMATIC RELIGION DO YOU PRACTICE [BulkForceFive]?

fuck StatsCan, I'm not wasting my time letting those niggers e-yell at me.
 
Went to the local pharamacy and the one jeet on staff stuck one of his fucking dickbeaters in his mouth while I was standing in front of him. :stress:

He was working the phone, at least.
 
I think people underestemate how willing some people are when it comes to wanting to leave Canada
Wanting is different from doing. A lot of people want to leave Canada the same way they want to lose 5kg, i.e., it's some meaningless goal that they never work towards because they're lazy. Some people do have good reasons for staying, usually because they have to care for elderly family members, but the vast majority that want to leave remind me of those Democrat-associated Americans that all threatened to leave the US if Trump won.

Our most famous novel is The Handmaid's Tale, which Atwood wrote as a paycheck book.
I'd argue that Canada's most famous literary output is Anne of Green Gables, that classic of children's literature. I've met people from around the world that fondly speak about it. Anne is a big reason that people even bother to visit PEI and give the province their tourism dollars.
 
I'd argue that Canada's most famous literary output is Anne of Green Gables, that classic of children's literature. I've met people from around the world that fondly speak about it. Anne is a big reason that people even bother to visit PEI and give the province their tourism dollars.
It is oddly huge in Japan. I think they even read it in school.
 
It is oddly huge in Japan. I think they even read it in school.
Largely down to it being one of the first English works translated into Japanese. IIRC it was quietly translated during WW2 by a Japanese Christian and published a few years after, which the time and the nature of the story both led it to it blowing up hard in popularity. It's also arguably one of the main reasons (besides the work culture) modern Japan loves slice of life series.

Anne of Green Gables is definitely our biggest literary output, no matter how much the media tries astroturfing Margaret Atwood.
 

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no matter how much the media tries astroturfing Margaret Atwood.
I don't think that Atwood is a bad author or anything. Cat's Eye was a childhood favourite of mine. I think maybe because the Handmaid's Tale was recently adapted for television, it might be more prominent in some people's minds. Just an effect of the pop culture zeitgeist. It's kinda ironic to think that this might be the most well-known piece of Canadian literature for a lot of people, considering the setting of the novel isn't even in Canada. At least Scott Pilgrim Vs the World, another piece of Canadian literature that made its way into pop culture back in the early 2010s, was overt in its setting.

I don't think anyone should shit on her works just because they're popular, but it's a bit depressing that so many Canadians are ignorant of Canadian literature as a whole. This starts early on too, most provincial education systems don't have a set quota on how many pieces of Canadian literature should be included in curriculum. If the school board or English department of a school isn't interested in Canadian literature, the teachers will usually just use American or British books to fulfill the literature credits.

I remember being in secondary school (way back when) and having to read To Kill a Mockingbird. I really liked that novel, but I was kinda confused too: why do we have to read about something so distant, so far off? How can I relate to the political, social, and racial issues of a foreign culture, to which my only exposure at the time was via pop music on the radio and Hollywood movies? Wouldn't it be better to learn about something more topical, more close-to-home, something to which I could directly relate?

If anyone is interested, Norhtrop Frye's work, the Literary History of Canada published in the mid-60s has an interesting interpretation of Canadian literature that can be quite illuminating. His theory of the garrison mentality is still discussed and critiqued to this day.
 
but it's a bit depressing that so many Canadians are ignorant of Canadian literature as a whole
Consider that what's known as "the most controversial novel ever written in Canada" is about a woman fucking a Bear, and I don't mean the hairy man kind.

That shit won awards by the way. I feel like part of the reason Canadian schools largely don't use Canadian Literature might just be the sample size of things both well written and school appropriate is just that fucking small compared to just focusing on American and European literature instead.
 
I feel like part of the reason Canadian schools largely don't use Canadian Literature might just be the sample size of things both well written and school appropriate is just that fucking small compared to just focusing on American and European literature instead.
I disagree, I think there's lots of age-appropriate books that have been written by Canadian authors that would fit well into the classroom. If countries like the US can regularly have secondary school level courses focused on national literature, I think a requirement could also be introduced into provincial school systems here. Most countries around the world already have educational requirements that students be exposed to national literature throughout their schooldays, as a way to foster national pride and cultural awareness.

I think there's this illusion, or perception, that the sample size is small because we aren't exposed to much of it. Maybe tangential, but it kinda reminds me of how Canadian radio stations are required to dedicate 35% of airtime to Canadian bands. In theory, this sounds like a good idea because it'd expose so many people to cool and unique Canadian artists, but in practice it just means more airtime for Drake and Justin Bieber (or whoever else might be popular these days). Since American pop culture dominates the media landscape of Canada, most people are more familiar with Canadian artists that moved to the US and got big there than they are with artists that stayed domestic.
 
I disagree, I think there's lots of age-appropriate books that have been written by Canadian authors that would fit well into the classroom. If countries like the US can regularly have secondary school level courses focused on national literature, I think a requirement could also be introduced into provincial school systems here. Most countries around the world already have educational requirements that students be exposed to national literature throughout their schooldays, as a way to foster national pride and cultural awareness.
When I was a kid there was the guy who wrote the McDonald Hall novels, which I loved. But I am struggling to think of a lot of YA authors that are Canadian. I do think part of that stems from the degradation of the print market. Videogames have stolen audience and everything being slop ensures they don't comeback.
I think there's this illusion, or perception, that the sample size is small because we aren't exposed to much of it. Maybe tangential, but it kinda reminds me of how Canadian radio stations are required to dedicate 35% of airtime to Canadian bands. In theory, this sounds like a good idea because it'd expose so many people to cool and unique Canadian artists, but in practice it just means more airtime for Drake and Justin Bieber (or whoever else might be popular these days). Since American pop culture dominates the media landscape of Canada, most people are more familiar with Canadian artists that moved to the US and got big there than they are with artists that stayed domestic.
One of the nicest things about have lived in the US is no classic rock station plays Loverboy. I actually heard more Rush and Guess Who in the US that I do in Canada.
 
I disagree, I think there's lots of age-appropriate books that have been written by Canadian authors that would fit well into the classroom. If countries like the US can regularly have secondary school level courses focused on national literature, I think a requirement could also be introduced into provincial school systems here. Most countries around the world already have educational requirements that students be exposed to national literature throughout their schooldays, as a way to foster national pride and cultural awareness.

I think there's this illusion, or perception, that the sample size is small because we aren't exposed to much of it. Maybe tangential, but it kinda reminds me of how Canadian radio stations are required to dedicate 35% of airtime to Canadian bands. In theory, this sounds like a good idea because it'd expose so many people to cool and unique Canadian artists, but in practice it just means more airtime for Drake and Justin Bieber (or whoever else might be popular these days). Since American pop culture dominates the media landscape of Canada, most people are more familiar with Canadian artists that moved to the US and got big there than they are with artists that stayed domestic.
But I am struggling to think of a lot of YA authors that are Canadian. I do think part of that stems from the degradation of the print market. Videogames have stolen audience and everything being slop ensures they don't comeback.
There are Canadian authors, but it takes more effort to find them, and of those you do find you then have to filter out the trash. Combine that with education programs and publishing companies which are more about maintaining political correctness than literary quality and the process of finding suitable works grows harder. All of that too is before the issues with kids just not reading anymore for any multitude of reasons. Given my interests I know of several Canadian military history writers (and one prominent alternate history writer), but even that bucket is tiny compared to the number of American and European authors.

@kawaiikat420 music is an interesting one because once you leave radio you'll find some very healthy underground scenes across the country. The prairies in particular have picked up a few industrial/EBM festivals that have turned the likes of Calgary and Edmonton into the only places in Canada to find live shows for certain acts.
 
@kawaiikat420 music is an interesting one because once you leave radio you'll find some very healthy underground scenes across the country. The prairies in particular have picked up a few industrial/EBM festivals that have turned the likes of Calgary and Edmonton into the only places in Canada to find live shows for certain acts.
Montreal, Winnipeg and Vancouver have good music scenes. Even Calgary is getting good now. Halifax comes and goes and I think it's fallen off entirely.
 
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