Oh God, why did I find this thread just now? Now I'm thinking about the time I sat through an "art show" that turned out to be a 45 minute live infomercial for Diptyque. I was at a mall on vacation and just got shepherded in to this glass room full of art (which I thought WAS THE ART SHOW). Damn my sense of spontaneity. Nope, it was just me, a couple clueless chinese or Korean girls, a white influencer-esque in her 30s with a sun hat, and the biggest flamer I have EVER seen trying to hawk candles the size of wastebins at us. And a LOT of empty chairs.
He was telling us about how he would put on two candles when he had company over, one for the "overtone" and one for "accent". Uhuh, sure, $95 a pop. Halfway through, I began to suspect that Lana Del Sunhat was a plant, because she had such a good rapport with the salesman and all she said was like "wow amazing I want to buy some of these candles". Thank goodness for the two asians, because they apparently had a lot of money and wanted to buy a LOT of Dipytque at the end, taking all the pressure off of me.
Even then, poor sales practices, because the little glass room acted like a fume hood and I smelled very strongly like fucking tuberose for a day and a half afterward. In which case who needs the candle? I'm sticking to poorly-rolled-up honeycomb-pressed beeswax, like my hippie parents taught me, thank you very much.
P.S. have any of you actually bought a candle the size of a wastebin? It has a burning time of "around 120 hours"...