Manosphere Canino1997 / Mischa Kurt Köngül / the IncelAbode - Necrophiliac zoophile incel

[Duke Nukem]

It seems he thinks about sex -- or rather a lack thereof -- literally every waking moment.

You would think that instead of trying to ban dildos, the incels would all buy Fleshlights.

But I digress, since they don't make a dog vagina model.

Maybe the reason Mischa isn't getting the poon is because his OKCupid profile is written wrong.

I have some suggestions:
-Instead of being a "dog fucker", why not put "loves animals"
-Instead of saying you want to rape women, why not put "Determined and strong willed"
-Instead of saying you're a pedo, why not put "Wants children one day"
-Instead of showing your dog fucking guide, why not just put a hobby as "writer"
-Instead of mentioning your extensive collection of necro porn, what about "enjoys a good horror movie"
-Instead of being a whiney little bitch who blames his own faults on everyone but himself, why not put "waiting for the right woman"

Turn those negatives into positives and you'll be ok champ.

These suggestions are gold.

Spoiler

And they won't work

 

[TheScooper]

And here I thought this thread was gonna dumb, boy howdy was I wrong we got two Incels dummies in one thread.

 

[Dentontx]

Protection from rape is given to women when there is something to protect. And that is chastity and virginity. Pure use of a body/vagina is completely irrelevant. To protect some skank who fucks dozens of violent nigger morons a month against rape because she wasn't satisfied by some sex is stupid.

Muslims know this and that's why they're free to use the scum that are modern Western women. They must fuck them and breed them. If modern Western men wanted to protect them they wouldn't have given them any political rights in the first place. Giving Women political rights always leads to the same outcome.

“There is no delusional idea held by the mentally ill which cannot be exceeded in its absurdity by the conviction of fanatics, either individually or en masse”…Hoche

A delusion is a belief that is clearly false and that indicates an abnormality in the affected person’s content of thought. The false belief is not accounted for by the person’s cultural or religious background or his or her level of intelligence. The key feature of a delusion is the degree to which the person is convinced that the belief is true. A person with a delusion will hold firmly to the belief regardless of evidence to the contrary. Delusions can be difficult to distinguish from overvalued ideas, which are unreasonable ideas that a person holds, but the affected person has at least some level of doubt as to its truthfulness. A person with a delusion is absolutely convinced that the delusion is real. Delusions are a symptom of either a medical, neurological, or mental disorder. Delusions may be present in any of the following mental disorders: (1) Psychotic disorders, or disorders in which the affected person has a diminished or distorted sense of reality and cannot distinguish the real from the unreal, including schizophrenia, schizoaffective disorder, delusional disorder, schizophreniform disorder, shared psychotic disorder, brief psychotic disorder, and substance-induced psychotic disorder, (2) Bipolar disorder, (3) Major depressive disorder with psychotic features (4) Delirium, and (5) Dementia.

 

[CatFace]

@Marjan Šiklić
You really need to stop using "the West". You are from Eastern Nowhere Oogabooga land. You might be from the west part of Eastern Oogabooga land but you have no clue about what the Western part of the world is like.

 

[floofyfloofy]

You people could try conducting your own experiments to prove me wrong (Spoiler: it won't happen. No female can be incel they all can get above average looking men.)

So... What I am getting from what you said here is that you are incel not because ALL women deny you sex but the ones you consider to be above average simply dont throw themselves at you. It has nothing to do with all women, just women you want. You yourself seem to have said that here just now. Basically, you're a spoiled, self-centered, worthless idiot who thinks any women"above average" should crave your microscopic penis while you do nothing all day.

And do you not consider this thread some form of online-social experimentation of us interacting with the likes of you?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I feel a song coming on. I've been brewing this one all day.

When I was a young boy I'd lust after girls
I'd dream of their boobies and luscious muff curls
But no boyfriend free female would suck on my log,
Now you'll never get treatment like that off a dog!

(Refrain)
And it's dog, dog! I like a dog!
I've never had anything quite like a dog!
I need no women in my fuckalogue
Cuz I've never had anything quite like a dog.

Now women are fickle they'll call you sweetheart
They'll flutter their lashes and then they'll depart
But they still have roasties like a worn out old slut
And they're not as tight nor as faithful as my loyal old mutt

(Refrain)

So when I feel in the mood for a quick rape
I go to the kennels with a chunk of rump steak
And when I'm done she's content to be tied to a tree
While I find other canines to satisfy me.

(Refrain)

Now who needs a girlfriend when you've got a pooch
She's a cock carousel rider with a flappy old cooch
But my dog's always horny and wanting it bad
And I know that for sure she won't cuck me with Chad.

(Refrain)

The normies all thought that I was weak and gay
A hambone in hand upon my dying day
And in Heaven they're bound to ask after my grin,
So I'll wind up in hell humping Fido again.

(Refrain x2)

 

[floofyfloofy]

That song brought tears to my eyes. Not sure if cuz it upset me or... But definitely teary eyed.

 

[muh_moobs]

"people who hadn't had ice-cream for six months"

I wish society would give me ice cream . . .
#InCream

 

[Scratch This Nut]

The thing with the incel word is why Muslims will win. People weren't attracted to incels in, say, 2006, when all they said is how they can't get women and mentioned no politics or anything. They got attracted when incels said politically incorrect things and that the current system is a joke. Nobody would care about incels if some of them they didn't attack society. The now defunct Incel Support board was a rabid femifascist shithole led by crazy women. Nobody bothered them.

Now some incels say society and women suck (which they do) and all of the sudden all incels are this and that. Hahahah. That's why Muslims will win. When you take out rationality you have taken out the advantage West had over Muslims. So pretty soon you will have nobody to maintain the technology in the West and since West has a lot lower birth rates (and breeding is already outsourced to men who don't want to take care of their biological kids so there's a lot more bad parenting and welfare for sluts) numbers and at least some rationality will win. Muslim fathers at least want to take care of their kids.

You got cucked by your mom and this guy got cucked by a dead dog. Neither of you are exactly the pinnacle of human evolution.

 

[A-tistic]

Jesus tapdancing christ, just get on Grindr already. You're patently gayer than an Essex hairdresser driving a pink lamborghini, just go for it, dude. Plenty of healthy, live, willing male ass out there ripe for the doinkin'. That little orange icon'll sort you right out.

Just don't pick a guy with a dog. K?

This.

I mean, honestly, if you have no problem with fucking a dog carcass then why would you care if the hole is male or female?

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

View attachment 173833
Canino, dreaming of being a dildo between two dog carcasses
(AND getting cucked again btw)

Advantages of a dildo over an incel:
1. The dildo isn't smeared with dead dog gunk
2. The dildo doesn't constantly rant on about how all women are disgusting whores
3. Dildo doesn't secretly wish you were dead because it prefers necrophilia
4. Dildo is guaranteed to pleasure you more
5. Dildo is guaranteed to be larger than incel dick

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Now some incels say society and women suck (which they do) and all of the sudden all incels are this and that. Hahahah. That's why Muslims will win.

Hey Israel, would you like some money? Maybe some nukes? How about some cluster bombs? We've got plenty of tanks!

 

[Anustart]

Here in the West we don't believe the gene pool needs participation prizes. People just enter sexual relationships with women by being less repulsive than you two. Your need to be "given" a woman by the government/Santa Claus/God is an unrelatable handicap and everyone else either gets by fine without it or deals with being undesirable without being a pedophile dogfucker. It's pretty cool.

 

[ICametoLurk]

This.

I mean, honestly, if you have no problem with fucking a dog carcass then why would you care if the hole is male or female?

This makes me realize something, DID HE EVEN KNOW THAT THE CORPSE WAS A FEMALE DOG?

I mean from what I've heard, he just saw a corpse and a janitor took it away before he could come close, it might have been a male dog so it could have been gay necrophilia zoophilia.

 

[Cuck Norris]

This makes me realize something, DID HE EVEN KNOW THAT THE CORPSE WAS A FEMALE DOG?

I mean from what I've heard, he just saw a corpse and a janitor took it away before he could come close, it might have been a male dog so it could have been gay necrophilia zoophilia.

There never was a dog corpse. He's just an edgelord.

 

[drain]

There never was a dog corpse. He's just an edgelord.

Idk, there's something about him that make me believe every bit of the dog corpse story
The "kicked out of school because I was being a madman with a knife" is pure bullshit tho

 

[Pandinus Imperator]

You would think that instead of trying to ban dildos, the incels would all buy Fleshlights.

But I digress, since they don't make a dog vagina model.

http://bad-dragon.com/products/natascha

 

[Dentontx]

http://bad-dragon.com/products/natascha

And I thought "*crinkle*" made me want to kill myself.

 

[Duke Nukem]

http://bad-dragon.com/products/natascha

Well I stand corrected

I really could have gone my whole life without knowing this existed...

 

[Thranduil]

I'm so confused. If women are these disgusting sub-human goblin beings that are basically retarded, why dedicate your life to how you want to fuck them but can't? Seriously, why would you want to fuck something you hate so much? And why make it such a big part of who you are?
If you have accepted the fact that no woman will ever let you into her pussy, like you claim, why don't you do something -ANYTHING ELSE THAN THIS- with your life?