Manosphere Canino1997 / Mischa Kurt Köngül / the IncelAbode - Necrophiliac zoophile incel

[Ravelord]

Modpost from the now banned /r/incelheaven:

Something something let me preface this...
http://pastebin.com/ECxJLcaR

random.txt or IC shitposting when?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

He's only 19 and he's already like this. I wonder what he'll be like with full wizard powers.

KEEP YOUR DOGS FENCED IN AT ALL TIMES

 

[canino1997]

How many infections does your dick have?

None

Do you fuck other animals too or stick with canines?

No, I never had intercourse with animals.

Couldn't you have just fished it out of the garbage?

You're willing to fuck a dead dog but think you're too good for dumpster diving or something?

As I said. I would not chase sex with animals or dead animals actively

 

[Positron]

Fleshlights are a cope pathetic and accepting defeat. It's supporting the system with sex and supporting the sick female monopoly they have on sex.

There is no "female monopoly" on sex: as I said you can offer your boyhole to alleviate other "incels".

 

[Cthulu]

None



No, I never had intercourse with animals.



As I said. I would not chase sex with animals or dead animals actively

I would love to roast you but I'll wait for your thread so as not to derail this one further. (I know @Vitriol that usually doesn't stop me)

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Fleshlights are a cope pathetic and accepting defeat. It's supporting the system with sex and supporting the sick female monopoly they have on sex.

And raping a dog isn't a cope, or accepting defeat. Really.

Have you ever thought that the reason you can't find a boyfriend free girl who wants you is because you rape dogs?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Eh, if it's already dead who cares? I wouldn't do it but I see no problem with it.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

None



No, I never had intercourse with animals.



As I said. I would not chase sex with animals or dead animals actively

Save it for your thread, freak.

 

[Vitriol]

I would love to roast you but I'll wait for your thread so as not to derail this one further. (I know @Vitriol that usually doesn't stop me)

go for it, if the thread flows well we'll split off a new thread.

 

[Cthulu]

The person in the thread asked a question and I shared the information I had with him. It was a harm reduction post to make it as enjoyable as possible for all parties involved. I didn't fuck animals I only considered doing it but the janitor threw away the carcass before I could get it at night. That day I made a lot of research on dog fucking. I shared the information with him. A human penis is around the same size as a dog penis. So no harm would come to the animal and the incel suffering of the op would be reduced. The dog is very likley to enjoy it. Give her a steak afterwards and its a win win.

No, I never had intercourse with animals.

Only because you got friendzoned by a dead animal.

 

[dacote]

On a scale of lagging while playing CoD to stepping on a lego, how bad is incel suffering?

 

[Cthulu]

On a scale of lagging while playing CoD to stepping on a lego, how bad is incel suffering?

It's wanting to fuck a dead dog level of pain fam. Sad, pathetic and horrifying all at once.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Not directly incel content, but we have a completely different form of lolcow talking about how this very forum is loaded with freaks like @canino1997, their thread is Matt Perez / Michelle Perez over in Rat Kings.

 

[Steve Mayers]

KEEP YOUR DOGS FENCED IN AT ALL TIMES

Hide yo dogs, hide yo cats, hide yourself too cause he's raping errthing out there.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

@canino1997, do you have any disorders, like autism or Asperger Syndrome?

 

[RG 448]

None



No, I never had intercourse with animals.



As I said. I would not chase sex with animals or dead animals actively

When did you first realize you were interested in the idea?

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

It's wanting to fuck a dead dog level of pain fam. Sad, pathetic and horrifying all at once.

wait until you see the necro porn he's into

 

[drain]

lmao

 

[DuckSucker]

Nope the janitor threw away the carcass before I was able to get it at night. It is from my research I made that day.




Fleshlights are a cope pathetic and accepting defeat. It's supporting the system with sex and supporting the sick female monopoly they have on sex.

Why are you here?

I can KIND of understand why you would not want to hire a prostitute because most women, like 90% say if they found out that anybody they knew hired a prostitute they would be repulsed and grossed out, lose all respect, et cetera. But in your case, women dont really like you/adult virgins/socially stunted manchildren/whatever, anyway. I mean there's always a kind of vague shred of hope that you might land the real deal and get a girlfriend (but is that even really what you want? I dont even know, youve gone so far.) so maybe you might hold out on a prostitute. But the counterargument is that you dont need to go around telling anyone youve hired a prostitute, even though lying about something like that probably wouldnt be good for your relationship.

And fleshlights, I couldnt see them as that big of a deal. If you beat off with your hand, then beating off using a sex toy isnt really that much different, except it's going to feel different. If you think one is a cop out, a way of coping, and a pathetic accepting of defeat(?), then you think both are, and masturbation on the whole is. Ive always wondered why its cool and accepted and praised for women to have sex toys (I honestly believe pretty much every woman has at least one) but if a man has one it's pathetic and gross.

But fucking a dog is just so above and beyond crazy. It's like, no, Im not going to be pathetic enough to buy a masturbation device, and theres no way Ill be pathetic enough to pay for someone to pretend to like me and let me have sex with them for an hour. Nah, Im gonna take the high road and fuck this dog carcass (? Is that really what's going on here? This thread just fucking dropped into crazy town if it is.) Like, if women are judging you for having a sex toy or hiring prostitutes, I doubt theyre gonna be neutral-to-okay with you fucking a dead dog, dude. That seems like it would be way more of a admission of defeat or something that would break you, or whatever is wrong with you that you cant just use a fleshlight or pay for sex.

 

[drain]

But fucking a dog is just so above and beyond crazy. It's like, no, Im not going to be pathetic enough to buy a masturbation device, and theres no way Ill be pathetic enough to pay for someone to pretend to like me and let me have sex with them for an hour. Nah, Im gonna take the high road and fuck this dog carcass (? Is that really what's going on here? This thread just fucking dropped into crazy town if it is.)

Remember that we had incels that said they would fuck their moms.