You know, maybe you're right. Maybe people can change, and it could be for the better. Maybe if people took the time, and the chance, they can all be so much better people. Maybe people like Ethan Ralph can put down the booze, and reach out and be a quality father to not only his daughters, but his long forgotten son as well. You just gotta reach out and show that you are the person who was able to change.
Or maybe, no one really changes their ways, and you've lied to us about not hurting or molesting kids in the past 5 weeks like you claimed. But hey, you said that you can change, right? I'll be fair, and give you some very helpful advice. Best way to change, is to find yourself a nice new necktie, a fashionable one, and a garbage bag to go with it. Place the garbage bag over your head, as to protect that face of yours, then, fasten that new necktie of yours around your neck on one end (it is a necktie, after all) and around a very high place with the other end. Jump off, and boom: instant change for being a better person.