Car bomb instruction manual?

[Maskull]

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[Dyn]

Just take a normal bomb and put it in a car it's not rocket science.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Wire it up to the ignition and check a technical diagram of the car to make sure the bomb is planted in a place that doesn't block or rerout the explosion away from your victim (in Minecraft).

 

[RACISM]

The Irish Car Bomb is one of the easiest cocktails to make. It's also named after an explosive time in Northern Ireland’s past when IRA terrorists set off dozens of car bombs, but what makes this drink so good?
Well you get all those delicious flavors from Guinness along with creaminess thanks to whipped topping!
Author:
Advanced Mixology

Ingredients​

• ½ oz. Irish Whiskey
• ½ oz. Baileys Irish cream
• Guinness Beer

Directions​

1. Fill a shot glass with equal parts Bailey’s Irish Cream and Jameson Irish Whiskey.
   
   
2. Promptly drop it into a half-pint of Guinness and gulp the whole thing down before it curdles.

Recipe Note​

“Irish Slammer” is the new name of the Irish Car Bomb drink.
The cream will curdle if you leave it sitting for too long, so make sure to quickly chug your beer or else! Mixing of these two ingredients causes an adverse reaction

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[Sexy Senior Citizen]

On an unrelated topic, I've noticed OP bought about 400lbs of fertilizer, yet displays no interest in gardening.

 

[Dyn]

On an unrelated topic, I've noticed OP bought about 400lbs of fertilizer, yet displays no interest in gardening.

That's not suspicious, it could be for cooking meth.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Goodbye, FBI
Not today, CIA
Too bad, Mossad
Nice tricks, MI6
Leave me be, Department of Homeland Security

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

here is how you make a car bomb:

1. grind the car up into a fine powder. the finer the better
2. shift it to remove any large chunks
3. combien that powder with 400 pounds of FDA certified organic fertilizer. it is important to only use FDA certified organic fertilizer here
4. add 2 tablespoons olive oil
5. mix in 1 gallon of water slowly until mixture turns into a batter
6. cook in oven at 450 for 35 minutes.

congratulations, you now have your very own homemade car bomb.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Nice fedpost.

 

[Catler]

Well you see it's very easy, everyone knows the slightest bump causes a car to explode like in the movies.

Build a marble maze that takes like 20 minutes to reach the end, and at the end have the marble bump/graze the gas tank. Tada, boom!

This was the method Ted McVeigh used to blow up the Empire State Building in 1945. He used a 1972 Pinto which was especially susceptible to this issue.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

You can make an improvised car-bomb with two items you can find in any gas station or convenience store. You see, all you need is NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER. NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER. NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER. NIGGERNIGGER.
Congratulations, you've destroyed a car with minimal evidence and likely killed the driver for less than $5.