Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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BrickCoin said:
Haha oh god, and here I thought Kekistan was a forced meme:
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wow he literally just took the template of Reddit and added text to it in MS Paint he didn't even bother to color it.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/virginvschad/comments/6vy1ql/virgin_vs_chad_template/
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
It's that video where Jim eviscerates Sargon, Louis Le Vau (Sargon cockrider) has been false-flagging every upload of it on Youtube, which is why I thought it would be best to archive it here. You may notice he has it on his own channel, but chances are good that's only so he could use it as evidence to get all the mirrors deleted before deleting his personal copy.
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Hey I have another not so smart question I want to field to the kiwis here.

I heard a rumor that Sargon is being sued and plans to fight a potential landmark case on the topic of copyright. Essentially, the plaintiff is doing something similar to what Louis is doing (going after people for reuploading videos he's in). Could the plaintiffs lawyer, if aware, somehow leverage the fact that Sargon associates with people who do what the plaintiff is doing?

Tldr; can Louis indirectly be harming Sargons lawsuit by being a massive exceptional individual?
 
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Kiwifarms, I have an urgent--I have *cough* an urgent message for you, repeat, I have an URGENT message. This is Captain Harbinger of the U.S.S. Donald Trump, speaking to you from your future through the Elon Time Slip device. I cannot make this message long, there is not much time for me, so heed my warning. Liberalist forces have tampered with the life support aboard all FTL-class vessels, including my own, and have replaced our oxygen supply with "SFG", aka "skeptic fart gas," there is not much time for me. It, the gas, it, *cough* contains nanomachines that, machines that rewire the brain, there is no time for me. The liberalists *cough, cough* have run amok. The Liberalist cult, *cough* they have completed work on a malevolent AI they worship as a god and the reincarnation of the man that started it all, a man alive in your time stream--a man named *cough* Carl Benjamin. The AI is called S.A.R.G.O.N. (Skeptic Anally Released Gas-Obsessed Nincompoop). They are trying to usher in what they call the "neo-Enlightenment." *cough, cough* They've *cough* overtaken all major stations and prime systems and it's only a matter of time *cough, cough* for the frontier colonies. They've reverse-terraformed *cough* habited planets in prime systems, replacing the atmosphere with "SFG." *cough* Men raising their wife's *cough* sons. The streets and halls *cough* of *cough, cough* stations are filled with pretentious bloviating. Schools have become replaced with *cough, replaced with* hours-long rambling *cough, cough* youtube videos. IQs are being measured by level *cough, HACK, cough* of Britishness in accent. Oh god, humanity is becoming so *cough, GAG, cough* smug and self righteous. Avert this fate, stop S.A.R.G.O.N. before it is too late. *Cough, cough* *gag* *cough*. The gas, it's, it's getting to me...

Stop S.A.R.G.O.N., dear god, I, I, hey mates, do any of you chaps want to talk about the works of an obscure philosopher called John Locke? I read some John Locke back in my school days, does anyone want to talk about it? He was the greatest philosopher of all time, unrivaled by all except of course the legendary Carl Benjamin. Let us talk about John Locke, my dear friends, let us talk about John Locke and begin our ascendancy into a higher plane of existence. Hail S.A.R.G.O.N.!
 
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Autopsy Porn said:
Imagine having this much of a mental firewall in your brain where you are not allowed to enjoy things unless they meet crazy PC standards.
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Cryptojew said:
>discover Sargon through the GG autism wars, become huge fan
>slowly become disillusioned as he repeatedly makes an ass of himself
>tfw watching your heroes become lolcows

I'd be sad if it wasn't so funny.
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Why? You grew up and got away from that autistic shit without becoming absorbed by it.

Sargon was always a faggot, but it took beyond the end of his GG for anybody to realize how much of a blowhard faggot he always was. Even if he had some points in highlighting the presence of social justice as a cultural infection, it was all just basing itself off of people shooting themselves in the foot and being shitty at covering their tracks.

Jim was always a faggot. He's been a faggot the entire tenure of his internet presence because he's at heart a liar who crafts his persona and image accordingly to stir shit while being a colossal sperg about the idea of anybody being able to trace back to him. He doesn't believe in anything, but has this hard on for stepping into the aisle of political commentary and acting like he's god's gift while claiming to be humble about it. The only positive he has compared to Ben is that he's at least more entertaining.
 
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