Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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Goku 1000000 O said:
“Sargon, I bet you don’t even read books”
“That’s not true I read audiobooks”
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The twitterer screwed up there. Carl's got this channel.

Though I wouldn't call reading a book out loud for a youtube video a means to engage with the written word. It's just a useless past-time for people who like the sound of their own voice.
 
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You know, I can see an alternate reality where Sargon is just Ancient Recitations, and he quietly and comfortably makes decent money off of adsense and patreon. No political nonsense, just reading or even making small, youtube friendly biopics about historical figures and leveraging patreon to take requests or run contests to theme a month or something.

But he decided to be a fat sperg of goobergate instead.
 
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Carolina001 said:
This guy is claiming credit for getting Sargon removed from Patreon.
https://twitter.com/JonnyTehSavage/status/1063151610237538304?s=19

He also claims he created the pastebins being passed around for Sargon and Ralph.
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Archive this shit, man, literally took me 1 minute:

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Smarty Pants said:
People would migrate to an alternative to Patreon. Thousands jumped to that Russian scam site SubscribeStar after all. It's literally impossible to create an alternative of Patreon that would have anywhere near the same market share. See: SubscribeStar.

And yeah, it is bad for businesses when you're getting smeared by the media and targeted by NGO's, etc - it's not so much free market as it is extortion. But in the case of Patreon it's not even that. When Master Card and Stripe tell you that you shouldn't host somebody on your service or else your payment processing will get fucked into the dirt - you do what they tell you. And please spare me the 'just start your own global financial system bro' lolbertarian arguments.

The intellectual dark web is a bunch of dumb boomers who are looking for a quick racket, and Carl is too exceptional to focus on the big problems the internet is facing. And we're how many videos on Patreon on his main channel?

He'd rather sperg out on twitter about Ralph, some pastebin, and Negro Joe.

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I'm someone of the muh free marketz mindset and yeah I have to agree with you. The concept of a "free market" must be protected. These fucking companies get so big in a market that's regulated to begin with, they get so fucking powerful to a point that allows them to just Jew their way into both parties, and does anyone really expect them to play fairly?

It's in their interest to get rid of the free market and enslave everyone for their own to milk. They want more and more to sustain their growth. Many lolberts love to pilpul on the word monopoly, factually stating that Google and Facebook aren't monopolies, just market dominant.

We are in need for a new word to describe these companies. They aren't a monopoly, they are equally as bad if not worse than a monopoly. When companies reach a certain size, they must be forced to abide by the amendments. They can't just hide under this "me a private company" umbrella and do whatever the fuck they want. Getting banned off Kikebook means one is denied access to their friends and family, digitally. If that's not a violation of freedom, I don't know what is. A Christian baker not wanting to bake a faggot cake, the fag can just go to another bakery which will be more than happy to take his AIDS riddled cash. We aren't seeing this however. We're seeing a case of "every bakery in the country doesn't want to bake the fag cake, and the ones that do doesn't have the rainbow dildo cake he wants to purchase". This is a blatant violation of the most basic rights.

Like individuals, they are allowed to play in the market and kike up ZOG politicians with shekelz. However, they aren't humans and don't have to play by the most basic laws and amendments that individuals however must abide by. It's time to force them to play by the rules that every powerless pleb has to live under. If they dare to circumvent by breaking themselves down, massive fines should be imposed. They can be a private business, they just have to play fairly.

Or introduce special laws for social media companies since it wasn't a phenomenon back then. I don't mind discriminating against any of these putrid trash social media sites.

This is going to be a lot more complicated than keyboarding. Some of these companies will circumvent such laws by moving the HQ to buttfuck nowhere. IKEA is registered as a fucking charity in many countries, allowing them to pay absolutely no taxes, outcompeting every single local hardworking men and women with their cheap Chinese trash. Somehow this is allowed. Commies would say big companies are a threat to liberty, harsdcore ancap and minarchist types would say the state is, I'd say -- both fucking are.

I don't even think Patreon is at fault here. It wouldn't surprise me if it's some kike payment processing company moaning about white niggers.
 
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Freeman said:
I mean if your gonna say white people should be above acting like white niggers just fucking accept that black people aren't gonna like it whatever dumb point you trying to make, trying to feign ignorance and hand waving it as the white SJWs being offended for others is just fucking cowardly. Own it faggot.
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I truly believe that is what Carl thought he was doing when he made that "apology" tweet.
 
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Marco Fucko said:
You know, I can see an alternate reality where Sargon is just Ancient Recitations, and he quietly and comfortably makes decent money off of adsense and patreon. No political nonsense, just reading or even making small, youtube friendly biopics about historical figures and leveraging patreon to take requests or run contests to theme a month or something.

But he decided to be a fat sperg of goobergate instead.
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These videos have no views, though. Except the couple or so that he advertised through his gamergate visibility on main channel.
 
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lowkey said:
These videos have no views, though. Except the couple or so that he advertised through his gamergate visibility on main channel.
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There are plenty of semi-obscure channels out there that have dedicated fanbases.
In this hypothetical where Sargon isn't Sargon, I can definitely see history buffs finding interest in a channel like that.
 
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Exceptional Mafioso said:
I truly believe that is what Carl thought he was doing when he made that "apology" tweet.
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This is looking more and more like a slow motion version of the Michael Richards nigger rant, where he started out with a failed attempt to be funny with an edgy response to a heckler, at some point realized he'd crossed a line, but instead of just having the sense to flee and claim drugs and go to rehab or something, he kept digging the hole deeper and deeper while dying on stage.


A major difference is Richards was on stage and had seconds to think about what he was doing.

Carl is much slower and dumber, as he has had days, weeks even, to reconsider his approach and he still keeps digging, like the lolcow he is.
 
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Marco Fucko said:
There are plenty of semi-obscure channels out there that have dedicated fanbases.
In this hypothetical where Sargon isn't Sargon, I can definitely see history buffs finding interest in a channel like that.
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Sargon's decent voice and accent are not enough to be value added. Maybe if he was enthusiastic about it. But his recitations are fairly dry.
 
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lowkey said:
Sargon's decent voice and accent are not enough to be value added. Maybe if he was enthusiastic about it. But his recitations are fairly dry.
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>decent voice
Am I the only person who always thought Carl's one mush mouth motherfucker. Listen to the way he says "Welcome to this week in stupid" in all of his videos:

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Right, but he's judged against the general population of youtubers and like it or not, americans give extra purchase to british voices, because historically they've mostly seen and heard the most capable brits. Carl of swindon benefits from that bias @Smarty Pants
 
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