Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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Seeing just how many people have lost money on Patreon really drives home to me how excellent Sargon is at shitting all over everything around he touches. Completely unrelated people losing thousands of dollars, probably because Sargon just wasn't being cooperative with Patreon. I choose to believe meeting Carl's fat ass was a factor in leading to Farage stepping down from UKIP as well.

It's like King Midas but if everything he touched turned to shit, and then caught on fire.
 
Or he suddenly "doesn't care." That's another common Sargonism.
“It’s drama”
“Why are you even doing this?”
“This is not productive”

So many of these “just drop it” excuses, for fights they were happy to have until they lost. Kraut and Jeff Holiday tried it on Kevin Logan today. “What is your problem, we are not Nazis bro.”

As much as I enjoy this hypocritical implications that “Nazis” are fair game and conveniently encompass everyone who effectively mocks them in some way, they never self-examine but instead try to hush it all up without convenient high-mindedness. I wonder what internal disputes they settle this way.
 
Or he suddenly "doesn't care." That's another common Sargonism.
That's pretty common among people who think they're always right. As soon as you lose, just devalue the argument and convince yourself it didn't matter anyway.

I really wonder what Sargon's gonna do for coke money now that absolutely no one who can pay him will.
 
"I can't remember where but there must be half a dozen videos on my channel of me admitting I'm wrong"
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considering his Trump-wannabe "never apologize because that means the SJWs win" schtick, they probably don't exist. if they do, they're from 2014 or earlier.

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Carl "Dinesh D'Souza" Benjamin.

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Carl "I'm Not Right-Wing" Benjamin citing a Tea Party website to own da wimmenz.
(Liftable Media Announces Acquisition Of TPNN, Tea Party News Network)
Liftable purchased Thoughtfulwomen.org and WesternJournal.com in 2014, and ConservativeTribune.com in the spring of 2015.
We intend to be a force of positive, God-honoring, tradition-supporting, quality content.
>God-honoring
how very Skeptical™ of you Carl.
 
"I can't remember where but there must be half a dozen videos on my channel of me admitting I'm wrong"
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considering his Trump-wannabe "never apologize because that means the SJWs win" schtick, they probably don't exist. if they do, they're from 2014 or earlier.

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Carl "Dinesh D'Souza" Benjamin.

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Carl "I'm Not Right-Wing" Benjamin citing a Tea Party website to own da wimmenz.
(Liftable Media Announces Acquisition Of TPNN, Tea Party News Network)


>God-honoring
how very Skeptical™ of you Carl.
I can't remember where, but at one point I recall hearing Carl saying "I'm an expert in communism at this point". He literally doesn't understand communism and socialism. At best he'd cite the first 2 sentences of the first paragraph in a wikipedia article.

Being a PolSci fag is lame as it is, but since GG he could've gone to uni and done a three year course by now instead of playing ARK. They probably have some special programs for old people like Carl where you can do a BA in a shorter period or something.
 
He really is desperate to have PDP on his channel... I thought Le Vau was the one who was pushing for that.

Oh, he's been pretty horny for that since the like or retweet from pdp, and I think he was hinting that pdp is on his side in secret around the time he reverse midased Jontron.

Aside: best moment from that one

Carl: Oh, the trolls have gotten to your Wikipedia page, Jon "Aryan" Jafar
Jontron: No, that's my actual name

I legitimately think he has some sort of mental disorder at this point. Is this what peaking does to people? You meet success and it warps your mind so badly that you throw it away? Makes me wonder how Pewds has managed to keep it together for as long as he has.

Pdp is not clinically retarded, so he is able to recognize reality and when it is appropriate to say "yeah, I probably shouldn't have done that. Oops, sorry!" , then have a laugh at his own expense afterwards. None of which I could imagine Carl or any number of alternate universe Carls doing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Vfjj50Gt4 He goes OUT on the street and exposes the real-life logical fallacies. What are andy warski, metokur, fat ralph doing? NOTHING!

Uh, playing MKXL and praising your Lord and master, DSP

The holidays have been hectic, so I've really only been up on main storyline content and not a lot of sidequests... but am I wrong in thinking in the brief time I touched twitter that Carl spent almost the entire holiday season fighting with trolls and nobodies on twitter and for some reason decided that spending what looks like an entire day worth of tweets arguing about Hitler's intentions is a good look for someone recently demonetized for being an unrepentant social media racist?
 
I can't remember where, but at one point I recall hearing Carl saying "I'm an expert in communism at this point".
I remember him saying that too. I'm pretty sure it was in a hangout, but I can't recall which.

Being a PolSci fag is lame as it is, but since GG he could've gone to uni and done a three year course by now instead of playing ARK. They probably have some special programs for old people like Carl where you can do a BA in a shorter period or something.
The UK has had a correspondence university programme running since the late 70s which is pretty well regarded, and is geared towards mature students of any age who want to complete a degree part-time.

Carl's problem is that he's not remotely student material. Part of being a student is coming to the material knowing that you're a dumbass with a shit load still to learn. If Carl tried to do a degree now, he'd assume he already knew everything. When he inevitably fails all his assignments and gets booted out, he would conclude he was yet another victim of the cultural marxist academic conspiracy.
 
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I can't remember where, but at one point I recall hearing Carl saying "I'm an expert in communism at this point". He literally doesn't understand communism and socialism. At best he'd cite the first 2 sentences of the first paragraph in a wikipedia article.

Being a PolSci fag is lame as it is, but since GG he could've gone to uni and done a three year course by now instead of playing ARK. They probably have some special programs for old people like Carl where you can do a BA in a shorter period or something.

Have you ever tried to read Das Kapital? Talk about a tome. Its an enormous snore fest that would take something akin to a bible study group to even wrap your head around.
There is no way he has read it.

He has however read the communist manifesto.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie2YI79d-Rg

To say that he understands communisim is like a person saying they understand christian theology after reading a pamphlet from a street preacher but having never read the bible.
 
He doesn’t need to be a student to educate himself. Every college bookstore or even amazon has a large selection of textbooks on pretty much every topic imaginable. Some college bookstores even sell online, so he wouldn’t have to drag his middle-aged ass to campus and risk getting infected with socialism.

What he needs is an introductory textbook to give him an overview of the field. Ideally, he’d get one for political science, social science, philosophy, and economics. Also, geography. Maybe math. Come to think of it, if he’s gonna go back to learning, he should review what he learned in high school, since I seriously doubt he remembers much of it. I’m sure Brits have some kind of book or a series of books kids use to prepare for an end of high school exam or a college admission exam or whatever the fuck Britfags do before getting on welfare.

Here’s the entire BA course program for Pol. Sci. I found on a Canuck university website through Google:

POL SCI 1AA3 - Government, Politics, and Power
POL SCI 1AB3 - Politics and Power in a Globalizing World
POL SCI 2C03 - Force and Fear, Crime and Punishment
POL SCI 2D03 - Canadian Democracy
POL SCI 2F03 - Politics, Power and Influence in Canada
POL SCI 2H03 - Globalization and the State
POL SCI 2I03 - Global Politics
POL SCI 2J03 - Global Political Economy
POL SCI 2M03 - Comparative Politics of Advanced Industrial Nations
POL SCI 2NN3 - Politics by Design
POL SCI 2O06 A/B - Political Theory
POL SCI 2U03 - Public Policy and Administration
POL SCI 2US3 - US Politics
POL SCI 2XX3 - Politics of the Developing World
POL SCI 3BB3 - Political Communication: Canada and the World
POL SCI 3C03 - Government and Politics of Indigenous People
POL SCI 3CC3 - Political Authority: 20th-Century Political Theory
POL SCI 3CL3 - Constitutional and Public Law in Canada
POL SCI 3EE3 - International Relations: North-South
POL SCI 3F03 - Contemporary Social Movements and Popular Coalitions
POL SCI 3FG3 - Public Service Leadership
POL SCI 3G03 - Ethnicity and Multiculturalism: Theory and Practice
POL SCI 3GC3 - Global Climate Change
POL SCI 3GG3 - Federalism: Theoretical, Constitutional and Institutional Issues
POL SCI 3I03 - Topics in American Politics
POL SCI 3JJ3 - Provincial Politics in Canada
POL SCI 3K03 - Migration and Citizenship: Canadian, Comparative and Global Perspectives
POL SCI 3KK3 - Genocide: Sociological and Political Perspectives
POL SCI 3LA3 - Religion and Politics
POL SCI 3LB3 - Globalization and the World Order
POL SCI 3LC3 - Southeast Asian Politics
POL SCI 3LL3 - Development and Public Policy
POL SCI 3NN3 - Statistical Analysis of Primary Data
POL SCI 3PB3 - Politics from Below
POL SCI 3PR3 - Practice of Politics
POL SCI 3Q03 - The Causes of War
POL SCI 3RF3 - The Charter of Rights and Freedoms
POL SCI 3UU3 - Reading Course
POL SCI 3V03 - Gender and Politics
POL SCI 3VV3 - Democratic Theory
POL SCI 3WP3 - Working in Politics
POL SCI 3X03 - Contemporary Security Issues
POL SCI 3Y03 - Democratization and Human Rights
POL SCI 3Z03 - Canadian Public Sector: Implementation of Policies

It’s focused on Canada, but I’m sure he could find reading resources written from a Britfag point of view. There isn’t that much to learn. It’s political science, not math or engineering.

Wasting time and money on getting a worthless degree would be stupid, especially since he’d spend 90% of the time arguing with his teachers and getting butthurt that some 18yo kid owned him in a debate. If Sargon wants to take politics seriously, he should do as I said. Learn the basics from readily available textbooks, read the major political philosophers, learn the basics of fields related to and influencing politics, like philosophy, social science, and economics. He has nothing better to do anyway. This is at most a year of studying if he dedicates himself.

That being said, I imagine having an education would hurt his chances as far as getting support from his target audience is concerned. Educated doubt is never quite as loud as dumb certainty.
 
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Sargon springboards off Mauler's youtube-educated usage of "objectivity" in the context of trashy blockbuster Disney soft sci-fi movies to launch into his own youtuber-educated monologue on epistemology. It involves him saying he's a British empiricist rather than a Cartesian rationalist, which is the standard disclaimer you get when you read a published review of trashy blockbuster Disney soft sci-fi movies.
 
Wasting time and money on getting a worthless degree would be stupid, especially since he’d spend 90% of the time arguing with his teachers and getting butthurt that some 18yo kid owned him in a debate.

This is exactly why he should go back for a worthless degree. How much content will we get out of Sargon:

  • Flipping out every time someone less than half his age asks him "have you even read Locke?"
  • Doing a straight faced reading of his failed or flat out rejected term paper on "liberalism to liberalists: the triumph of the English individual from gamergate to brexit" looking for ass pats from his patrons
  • Getting pissy because Kristi Winters refuses to answer basic questions over twitter on the grounds that she's not willing to do his homework for him
 
Sargon springboards off Mauler's youtube-educated usage of "objectivity" in the context of trashy blockbuster Disney soft sci-fi movies to launch into his own youtuber-educated monologue on epistemology. It involves him saying he's a British empiricist rather than a Cartesian rationalist, which is the standard disclaimer you get when you read a published review of trashy blockbuster Disney soft sci-fi movies.
I’m going to watch the whole thing later but part way through he appeals to his knowledge about objectivity because he’s well read in post modernism and then immediately uses the google definition of Objectivity.
I do not look forward to watching this video, I’m gonna lose brain cells.
 
Sargon springboards off Mauler's youtube-educated usage of "objectivity" in the context of trashy blockbuster Disney soft sci-fi movies to launch into his own youtuber-educated monologue on epistemology. It involves him saying he's a British empiricist rather than a Cartesian rationalist, which is the standard disclaimer you get when you read a published review of trashy blockbuster Disney soft sci-fi movies.
Lol hope he at least knows the definitions if a priori and a posteriori before be even tries going down the path of epistemology. Especially of he's gonna come at it from the perspective of an empiricist. I wonder if he'll try to tackle reformed epistemology as well.
 
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