Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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GaymerGate diddled my butthole when I was but a wee lad! I remember being shoved to the ground and violated repeatedly. My whole world was nothing but pain and stickiness. As I lay on the ground sobbing, Carl Benjamin walked up to me and whispered in my ear:

"Its about ethics in gaming journalism mate! This all could've been avoided if you weren't acting like a bunch of white niggers"
 
I hope it comes out that his "security" are some of Tommy's thugs. "UKIP rape enthusiast is campaigning with the protection of violent racists"


Well they are not contracted, the lack of SIA shows that which is exactly what you need at an event for security for this very reason. You're more than likely looking at UKIP members who are asked to help out in the local area or people who have come to see Carl. The way they hold him down shows that they have never actually done it before and not used to it, the legs are free to kick about. The arms are not secured, which is the first thing you do when you take someone to the ground, its jut public trying to hold someone down like they have seen on TV and Youtube.

He could get in trouble if they are not licenced and there for security. They can get in bad trouble if they are doing security without their licence and no manager on show with one on.

Edit: Just to add "The penalty for working without a valid licence is up to six months imprisonment, and/or a fine of up to £5,000 as decided by either a Magistrates Court, Sheriff Court or District Court. "
 
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You can’t pretend the internet and what happens there is some weird alternative reality any more, not when young men radicalised by 8chan and incel forums go out and commit mass shootings, leaving behind manifestos written in the meme-language of their favourite haunts. The tech platforms have failed, time and time again, over many years, to address this problem, and have ignored the thousands of women and minorities who have pointed out the nature and scope of it. If people can say things online with impunity then it is perhaps only natural that they should expect to say the same things in person. Twitter, Reddit, far-right YouTube and the rest have created a version of “discourse” where this is seen as acceptable and inevitable.
manifestos written in the meme-language

I'm convinced Keza Macdonald is Brianna Wu's new pen name.
 
Toot toot motherfuckers....get on board with the USS Benjamin, you kekistani boys, we are going to war, and we'll save the west
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Carl might try to laugh at this and say Jim is being egotistical but he's not wrong. That fucking Hello Jim stream inspired alot of ire and made Carl a target.

Journos would not have found like half the shit anons drug up if it weren't for Carl acting like such a dumbass.

And you know he will take this opportunity to fire some shots back at Jim even though he's got more pressing issues at hand, what with his entire life being on fire and all
 
We had people trying to find out where we lived, where our parents lived, digging around online for some compromising ancient forum post, tweet or photograph to undermine us. Some Gamergate targets got threatening phone calls and physical letters. Some received threats against their families. All forms of social media became unusable. Grifters like Benjamin egged on the masses with YouTube rants against women who’d ever been critical of video games, and feminism’s cancerous effect on gaming.

He has since expanded the audience he built on anti-feminism and anti-political correctness by embracing anti-immigration rhetoric, too, making it no surprise that he gravitated towards Ukip. As Buzzfeed recently documented, his fans’ Discord chat server is rife with “white supremacism, antisemitism, support for the Christchurch mosque terrorist, and discussions about murdering members of the European parliament”. What a delightful following.

Rules for thee, but not for me!

Jim is a lot funnier and more interesting than Carl but that is a low bar to clear.
If you're comparing the two, Jim has real charisma, Sargon just has a british accent.
 
Edit: Just to add "The penalty for working without a valid licence is up to six months imprisonment, and/or a fine of up to £5,000 as decided by either a Magistrates Court, Sheriff Court or District Court. "

Goddamnit, little Carl might fuck his fwiends over harder than Andywarski did...
 
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If you're comparing the two, Jim has real charisma, Sargon just has a british accent.
Jim is an audibly sharper wit than Carl ever was. Even in Jim's streams (where he went off the cuff instead of having the opportunity to script) he was capable of sounding pretty sharp and cracking good jokes. I actually think that Jim is (for whatever else one can say about him... like, you know, having a terminal case of yellow fever and having shit taste in liquor) a fairly sharp intellect. Carl's a shining example of Dunning-Kruger, the oracle sitting atop XKCD's Mt. Stupid.

Also, I think British accents are vastly overrated and I like Jim's voice.
 
If I'm correct on my guess that these are Tommy's guys, this will hardly be their first legal rodeo

Well, if they didn't have a loicense, mate, little Carl is in big trouble himself:

Employing unlicensed persons in licensable conduct:

Upon summary conviction, a maximum penalty of six months imprisonment and/or a fine of:
  • in England & Wales, an unlimited amount;
  • in Scotland, up to £10,000;
  • in Northern Ireland, up to £5,000.
Upon conviction on indictment, a maximum of five years imprisonment and/or an unlimited fine.

Source: https://www.sia.homeoffice.gov.uk/Pages/enforcement-offences.aspx
Report a crime or concern, Oy Vey! Sarg'n, what have you gotten yourself into?

Up to 5 years...but don't worry too much, I bet your future cellmates, Tyrone and Muhammad, wouldn't even rape you.
 
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Sargon is the Charles Manson to a family of fucking chucklenuts.

Helter Smuckler

That's what Carl should do, get back to doing what he's halfway good at, creating a cult.

There's 100% absolutely no way this could go wrong ....
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