Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

Would you rape Jess Phillips


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Get your protective cringe suits on boys, Carl's been gramming again.

More Kek flags and racist ok signs, this time with a prominent homosexual not at all indelibly associated with the alt right (milo, not spencer), Bonuses: an absence of self awareness complete enough that Carl is firing off fat jokes at his opposition, slipping Warhammer jokes into his campaigning, and the only pictures we've seen yet of what could be a legit crowd suspiciously not including Carl
 

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This will be another point he'll use as en excuse to his failure, but it has to be said:
If you like Brexit and Farage, Carl has been godsent. If it weren't for him, and his easily attackable idiotic statements, then all this media bombardment would have been aimed at the Brexit Party. But with him around, he's the easy target, while Are Nige and his folks get off scot-free, with 30+% in the polls.
So in a way, Carl really did further the Brexit cause. Just not in the way he imagined.
 
I'm assuming you've all seen this already (searched and didn't find anything but search is shit so who knows) but just in case

"Don't elect me to anything" - Sargon

Discovered it from Godwinson's latest - https://youtu.be/fT2nGpnvisc

Looks like I finally agree wholeheartedly with Carl on something for once.

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"13 Magic Moments - A Godwinson Kino"
 
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Looks like I finally agree wholeheartedly with Carl on something for once.

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"13 Magic Moments - A Godwinson Kino"
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The fact Sargon literally saying "don't elect me, I'd make a horrible public official" is fairly innocuous compared to other shit he's said speaks volumes about how horribly his campaign is going.
 
UKIP candidate Carl Benjamin separated from protesters by police

>Things became heated after he moved towards a group of protesters to debate with them.
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Autism... Autism has changed.
“Police eventually stepped in and asked a milkshake-swigging Mr Benjamin to move back as tempers started fraying.”
Oi m8 you got a loicense for that milkshake?

I actually like that Carl leaned into the whole milkshake thing. That picture is pretty funny even though he's not doing much more than being his usual smug self.
If it was almost anyone else I’d audibly chuckle, but knowing Carl he probably thinks it’s some weird bullshit clever move.
*smuckles*
 
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I came across this clip on /cow/ does anyone know where I can find the full interview?
I saw all of it.

The host starts off by wasting 10 minutes in a back and forth with Carl over the rape tweets. Carl accosts the media for focusing on them, saying the latest one was a joke for a 'closed audience on my youtube channel'. The host asks why Carl would complain about media coverage while stoking it. Carl continues to complain.

Later Carl is asked (paraphrasing) 'What would UKIP do about brexit'. Carl rambles, calls himself a regular person :story: and implies anyone who doesn't support brexit is a traitor. Later again Carl runs with the good old 'I wouldn't even want to be in politics but X made me do it' meme.

He has almost no capacity outside his PC/own the libs talking points. There's a controversy going on surrounding limits to prosecuting soldiers that forced a Tory MP to effectively resign the party whip until its solved. Here's audio of the section:


The first response is from the Green MEP, the second is Carl's. Even if you don't agree with it- notice how on-topic and specific Molly is and how much Carl rambles and relies on non-specifics.

He has no political knowledge base outside of whatever he got on youtube. Sad!
 
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I saw all of it.

The host starts off by wasting 10 minutes in a back and forth with Carl over the rape tweets. Carl accosts the media for focusing on them, saying the latest one was a joke for a 'closed audience on my youtube channel'. The host asks why Carl would complain about media coverage while stoking it. Carl continues to complain.

Later Carl is asked (paraphrasing) 'What would UKIP do about brexit'. Carl rambles, calls himself a regular person :story: and implies anyone who doesn't support brexit is a traitor. Later again Carl runs with the good old 'I wouldn't even want to be in politics but X made me do it' meme.

He has almost no capacity outside his PC/own the libs talking points. There's a controversy going on surrounding limits to prosecuting soldiers that forced a Tory MP to effectively resign the party whip until its solved. Here's the audio of the section:


The first response is from the Green MEP, the second is Carl's. Even if you don't agree with it- notice how on-topic and specific Molly is and how much Carl rambles and relies on non-specifics.

He has no political knowledge base outside of whatever he got on youtube. Sad!
Yeah, I finally found the video, just forgot to post it.
 
It's funny to see now how the first posts on this bellend's thread are doubts about him being classified as a lolcow.
and most of the posters when the thread was quite still new. those are not posting in the thread now. I would love to see their reactions now. are they eating crow? have they become sargoons?? I really want to know
 
and most of the posters when the thread was quite still new. those are not posting in the thread now. I would love to see their reactions now. are they eating crow? have they become sargoons?? I really want to know

I've been on this site for literally days, but I think most of the people who are still posting since CUCKIP crash have reconsidered.
 
Closed audience? That wasn't a paypig only video, that was out there for anyone who clicks on it
It's pretty fucking rich of Carl to claim anything he puts on the internet is somehow for a specific group of people and therefore must be ignored by any others that stumble across it.

Wonder what Gonzalo thinks of this. Have any "internet drama" things bubbled up in these public outings Carl has been doing? Any mentions of a suit or Jim or Kraut? Or is he so far into the shitter of public opinion that he has normies- never mind I answered my own question.
 
Yeah, I finally found the video, just forgot to post it.

Oh god, someone needs to crowdfund a beer for that editor. They put the "well, i might rape her if there was enough beer" text next to the "spitting mad Carl" face for as long as it took the announcer to read it

Shit. The interviewer rips him a new one. Carl goes on about WWI soldiers in the trenches having a dark sense of humor to get them through life in the trenches and the interviewer comes back with "What has any of this got to do with politics?"
 
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