Inactive Carl Kish - Wannabe YouTube star, blamed problems on his ex-landlord, ate himself to death

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
It's been a while since I last saw this crazy fucker, but he reminds me of Sweet Bro (Iconoclast) if he could live independently and could stop obsessing over the college he went to over 20 years ago. And if he looked less like a thumb.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: Big Nasty, GandT and NumberingYourState
He's super pissed. Someone fucked with the hood ornament on his car. He talks shit for 20 minutes and then starts violently throwing a knife at his table. I cued the video at a prime point for your viewing pleasure.
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
  • Informative
Reactions: BOLDYSPICY!, The Un-Clit and FunnY
Somehow he looks just as disgusting shaved as he does unkempt. How is this even possible? I legit felt repulsed just watching his videos this early in the morning. Also, those poor god damn fish in that tiny fucking fish tank do not have enough room! Get a proper set up you dumb fucking fish abuser! It's sad when someone can't even properly care for pet fish let alone care for himself.

GOLD DIGGER GOLD DIGGER AHH AHH AHH.
 
  • Feels
  • Winner
Reactions: BOLDYSPICY!, FunnY and YourUnclesDad
I know this is old, but that very first video on page 1 had me laughing when he was yelling at 'hackers trying to mess with my shit' but 'I got protection'. ' I GOT NORTON!!" I damn near fell out of my chair. Face still hurts from laughing so hard.
 
  • Feels
  • Agree
Reactions: BOLDYSPICY!, FunnY, GandT and 2 others
Carl Kish looking like Santa Claus who was retired and became a meth addict instead.
 
  • Winner
Reactions: nanny911
Carl's been silent for a week now, which is very unusual for him. He usually uploads multiple times a day, but his last update said he was going in for surgery to get his kidney stones removed. Hopefully all those tiger meat sandwiches didn't finally catch up to him.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: GandT, Coin Ops and Uncanny Valley
Sorry for the double post, but Carl is currently in the hospital. I know a guy who hangs out in his livestreams and he just called him earlier. Apparently there was a complication with his kidney stone removal but he's doing alright. He said they expect to take care of it soon and release him sometime in the next week, and he was in good spirits especially after talking to someone he knows.
 
  • Informative
  • Feels
Reactions: BOLDYSPICY!, Sexy Potoo, GandT and 2 others
LimePaladin said:
Sorry for the double post, but Carl is currently in the hospital. I know a guy who hangs out in his livestreams and he just called him earlier. Apparently there was a complication with his kidney stone removal but he's doing alright. He said they expect to take care of it soon and release him sometime in the next week, and he was in good spirits especially after talking to someone he knows.
Click to expand...

As one who has had kidney stone removal surgery, I wish him a speedy recovery. I can also take a guess at what the complication was, since the doctors were very anxious after my surgery to see if I could still piss, or if the passage was blocked or damaged. Apparently if you no can pee after 4 hours post-surgery, they wheel your ass right back in there. I'm guessing he no could pee.

In my case I was able to pee, but I will spare you from telling WHAT I peed. :cryblood:
 
  • Informative
  • Feels
Reactions: BOLDYSPICY!, LimePaladin, GandT and 2 others
He'll be back in the hospital again in no time. He treats his body like shit and eats the worst garbage food you can imagine. It's only downhill from here. He was drinking straight apple cider vinegar to try to pass his kidney stones. I bet this man will be dead within a year or two.
SmartSelectImage_2018-08-02-07-26-24.png
 
  • Informative
  • Agree
Reactions: The Un-Clit and LimePaladin
YourUnclesDad said:
He'll be back in the hospital again in no time. He treats his body like shit and eats the worst garbage food you can imagine. It's only downhill from here. He was drinking straight apple cider vinegar to try to pass his kidney stones. I bet this man will be dead within a year or two.
View attachment 509452
Click to expand...
Of course. He eats raw beef sandwiches and calls it "tiger meat". He's gonna load up on parasites and they'll rip him apart.
 
  • Informative
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: BOLDYSPICY!, Lucas Silva #4903141 and YourUnclesDad
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back