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[jomoth]

neopronoun carrd

neopronoun

neoprns.carrd.co

pretty sure it's been posted before but i searched and found nothing so
i specifically like this one, from the "unsorted" page
how the fuck do you pronounce this

 

[SWETHORT]

neopronoun carrd

neopronoun

neoprns.carrd.co

pretty sure it's been posted before but i searched and found nothing so
i specifically like this one, from the "unsorted" page
how the fuck do you pronounce this
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these are my personal highlights for this carrd- there's more but i think this one is better explored because there's too much to comment on

remember, kiwis, you can't use these unless your autism is strong enough!

i thought zodiac signs were dead?

 

[Your Dad]

these are my personal highlights for this carrd- there's more but i think this one is better explored because there's too much to comment on

remember, kiwis, you can't use these unless your autism is strong enough!
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i thought zodiac signs were dead?
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"tou/touch/touchs/touchself"
"pla/play/plays/plays/playself"

 

[jomoth]

found another one lmao

the adobe flash system!

system carrd

adobeflash.crd.co

are you kidding me

 

[woowie queen]

found another one lmao

the adobe flash system!

system carrd

adobeflash.crd.co

are you kidding me
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holy shit, a pop'n music kinnie?
i thought it was so nice to never find those (i did find one back on tumblr years and years ago, but nothing else).
why every single "system member" has as "triggers" the series from where they come???

 

[eeeeeeeeeeeee diot]

pop'n m

holy shit, a pop'n music kinnie?
i thought it was so nice to never find those (i did find one back on tumblr years and years ago, but nothing else).
why every single "system member" has as "triggers" the series from where they come???

I'm guessing that "pos triggers" mean "things that they like", and not "things that would cause them a mental breakdown". Why not just use "likes" or "interests"? It's way too confusing.

 

[SWETHORT]

positive triggers are things that trigger the alter/headmate to front, not something that they like. i think their entire carrd is bs though given they somehow have every fnf character including ones from mods as alters

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

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if it's apparently 7 years old how does it know what political alignment it is???

It watched the Steven Universe Anti Racism clips you Buck Breaker.

 

[FrogMann]

Ahh perfect, a thread for all these stupid twitter self dox sheets… here’s one of my personal favorites i’ve found out there

One of those fucked up multiple personality retards

featuring such great things from “do not follow if you use my triggers against me” and then listing out all of said dumbfuck triggers. The sheer stupidity astounds me.

And a few obligatory highlights for the people who don't want to click through 10 pages of fake personalities

 

[cutebingus]

i really cant fathom how someone would be scared of a picture of a little hairless cat
carrd link | if youre unaware of who bingus is

 

[Leaf-eon]

i really cant fathom how someone would be scared of a picture of a little hairless cat
carrd link | if youre unaware of who bingus is
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>Wants to reclaim faggot and tranny
>Still censored them anyways

 

[therealautist666]

i really cant fathom how someone would be scared of a picture of a little hairless cat
carrd link | if youre unaware of who bingus is
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Why do these Carrds always have "etc." in their DNIs!?

 

[Enoby Way]

neopronoun carrd

neopronoun

neoprns.carrd.co

pretty sure it's been posted before but i searched and found nothing so
i specifically like this one, from the "unsorted" page
how the fuck do you pronounce this
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You only have to worry about pronunciation if you ever interact with another human being irl.

 

[SWETHORT]

Why do these Carrds always have "etc." in their DNIs!?

usually they have that when they list "dni if you're racist, homophobic, etc." to encompass what they define as a bigot. people who even bother checking carrds often know what's the full thing, which is any sort of exclusion (fatphobia, ableism, transphobia, racism, homophobia, sometimes sexism, and so on).

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

i really cant fathom how someone would be scared of a picture of a little hairless cat
carrd link | if youre unaware of who bingus is
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>Caucasian Japanese
So, a white fujoshi pretending to be Japanese? A true hapa would use the term "mixed".

Also, those dislikes. Woah, you dislike racism and cops. Who woulda thunk it. Originality isn't a strong point with these people.

 

[DoubleD]

This thread needs more Black supremacist teens.

16 years old, has an (empty) artist profile on iTunes. Account name is spelt with a lowercase L. "Check my carrd byf"

Well, if she they insists...

kingofsins.carrd.co | archive.vn/Qrzv4

Typical Aquari-- Wait what? How the living hell does someone have three zodiac signs?

I just love it when people brag about being the worst people ever.

And on that note...

(From an account that is sadly suspended right now)

Death the Kiiid was Black in the original manga n shiiiieet

theejudas.carrd.co | web.archive.org/web/20210620205940/https://theejudas.carrd.co

Due to the obnoxious format. I'll copy-paste the best parts here.

Likes
Jende(Gf), The Magnus archive, Sweets, Golden oreos, sewing, writing, cameras, knitting, Digital art, Horror Mangas/Movies, Comics, Cinnamoroll, K/C dramas, Rom-Coms

Dislikes
Bugs, Non-blacks, "Poc unity", coons, Non-blacks, Dark chocolate, Lightskins, Biracials, Non-black leftists, Queen niaja weird ass

DNI
Believe black people can be racist, Think Poc unity is real, Radfem/T*rf, Think poor people shouldn't have kids (Eugenics), Fatphobic, abelist, Think saying slurs towards Non-blacks oppressed them, Think neo-pronouns aren't valid, Talk over black people when you are Non-black, follow/spread a lot of terf/bioessentialist takes/accounts = Hard block, Pro-shipper, transmisygonoirst/misogyniorstic, defend Non-blacks over black people, Mcyttwt, Take k-pop too seriously, believe in reverse colorism, colorist, Zionist

BYF
I crowdfund a lot for black trans people and myself and if you don't rt it at all = sb, I get into fights with Non-blacks a lot, rt and share my pinned as much as you can. I only fight for black trans MaGes (marginalized genders)

https://twitter.com/nuclearpipebomb is worth a laugh too, but sadly they don't have much on their carrd.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

This thread needs more Black supremacist teens.

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16 years old, has an (empty) artist profile on iTunes. Account name is spelt with a lowercase L. "Check my carrd byf"

Well, if she they insists...

kingofsins.carrd.co | archive.vn/Qrzv4

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Typical Aquari-- Wait what? How the living hell does someone have three zodiac signs?

I just love it when people brag about being the worst people ever.

And on that note...

(From an account that is sadly suspended right now)
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Death the Kiiid was Black in the original manga n shiiiieet

theejudas.carrd.co | web.archive.org/web/20210620205940/https://theejudas.carrd.co

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Due to the obnoxious format. I'll copy-paste the best parts here.





https://twitter.com/nuclearpipebomb is worth a laugh too, but sadly they don't have much on their carrd.

DNI if you eat raisins or pepperoni? Pepperoni is the most common ingredient on anything pizza or sandwich related Also who the fuck gets this triggered over chitterlings?

 

[SWETHORT]

Typical Aquari-- Wait what? How the living hell does someone have three zodiac signs?

this is a trainwreck of a carrd but to answer your question, people into zodiac split it up into different categories to mean different things, which is sun, moon, and rising.

but wow to be a self-proclaimed black supremacist? if the tables were turned, they'd be hunted down like a damn dog

 

[Lobotomized_Chicken]

God, do I wish I still had the link to these cards, but I don't so you'll have to believe me:

1. It's just the same picture of Adam Lanza repeating and it says something like "GOD, ADAM IS SO FUCKING HOT". This was made ironically though. Still funny in my opinion.
2. 10 reason why I hate Eric Harris, except all 10 were just simple reasons such as "his German was bad" and "he liked Rammstein". Again, was probably ironic, but still funny.

I don't know if these would fit here though, considering the fact that they weren't made in a serious manner.

 

[jomoth]

website!!

website !!! :O]

cliffsdoghouse.carrd.co

the background is a neon gif, just leaving a warning