Carrd Autism - When Tumblr meets MySpace

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Lyra Plushie said:
I've been waiting for this thread my entire life.
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that it/its link goes to a pronouny webpage where...
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their list of pronouns is longer than a fucking novella.
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"Yakko Warner is my fictional other and i have delusions that I am dating him" r/waifuism cameo?
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song kins???
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this one's a bit personal, this is the gf of a personal lolcow of mine and their carrd is everything wrong with system carrds imo
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The rest of the carrd is pretty much like this, different typing quirks and an ungodly amount of "alters"
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>identifies as cishet man
>body is ftm
>identifies as ageless
>body is a minor
:story: :story: :story:
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it's shocking to me how identical some of these people are. pinned tweet is a minecraft youtuber fancam, with a carrd link and a pronouny link. their username is something edgy in caps and they type in tweets like there's an earthquake happening

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for those out of the loop /srs is a serious tone indicator, so this is a genuine question
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semi related, does anyone remember that old shrine website that #actuallydivine people would use in 2015 tumblr to get people to leave them candles? it was for remembering loved ones who had passed it got so overrun with tumblr edgelords the site actually shut down.
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Yeah ADHD/Autism is kinda funny too. It’s not impossible but extremely unlikely to have both... especially for adults and/or women.

I hate it when people try to use mental illness as a way to make themselves more special. They’re amongst the lowest level of scum on earth.
 
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Lyra Plushie said:
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I love how they went out of their way to only show pictures of Wendy as Wendyl/trans because they cannot accept that she was only faking being trans in order to teach Cartman a lesson on why acting like he's suddenly a girl just for bathroom privileges is wrong.
Yet again, Wendy is single-handedly the most annoying South Park character in present time, and clicks with the Tumblr/Twitter crowd quite too well, so they can keep her.​
 
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Neoguri Ramyun said:
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MAGA hats are literally killing trans POC through Pepe memes!

You can tell whoever made this carrd was seething out of their mind.
 
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Neoguri Ramyun said:
""Fujoshi/Yoai/Yuri fetishist"
You even didn't spelled correctly xD
(correctly is "yaoi")
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Let alone "transmasc" AND "agere" in one. Bets on how long it'll take her to- what ABDL is currently the worst? -'s level?
 
All of these profiles really remind me of when Neocities started to spread around the same crowd of people, but that one required effort to learn HTML, CSS and JS so it didn't quite catch on like this drag and drop interface.
Just using the search function on Twitter you can find some pretty out there shit.
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Some people commit absolutely horrifiic crimes where it's deserved but y'know somehow it's really hurting the black population in America. Very cool slacktivists!
 
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Govt. Shitposting Machine said:
All of these profiles really remind me of when Neocities started to spread around the same crowd of people, but that one required effort to learn HTML, CSS and JS so it didn't quite catch on like this drag and drop interface.
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I agree. I've unfortunately seen some neocities pages and those people who created them have very miserable and pathetic lives.
 
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Cadaver Corpse said:
Alright! I'll add a short overview on disorders and their acronyms, along with a section on system drama + fictives. I can slip cisgenderswap discourse basics into either the LGBT or general fandom section.

I'm not super familiar with the cultural appropriation drama for nya pronouns so I'll leave it out unless someone can link me information about that to add (I'm already doing a lot of digging), but I'll add in mentions of Pup/Catgender. I have to restructure the xenogender section anyways as I threw it together in a rush. If there's any other xenogender-MOGAI stuff I should add, tag me.

I'll fix the bit about Angel Dust, ty for the correction. That must've been a fanon thing then, he looks like he has boobs + people were saying "Trans Rights Spider" when HH first launched which is why I thought that.
Some misc stuff, I was going to include this in the post but can't find good spots to fit them in at the moment

on a DNI...
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KNUXOUGE = knuckles x rouge, SHADOUGE = shadow x rouge
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Because a (robot) 15x17, 16x17, or 16x18 y/o ship is, of course, pedophilia. These people are gonna be horrified when they find out that highschoolers date across grades.


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Does anyone know what the deal is with Cyperbunk 2077 being 'irredeemable media', beyond the whole transphobia bit? I'm wanting to add it to the irredeemables section. Same with 'btd'/Boyfriend to Death. I've seen both of them on a few Carrds, but I can't find anything specific on why BTD is 'bad'. Is it due to the whole 'violent game = you condone murder irl!!!" shit?
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Looks like Boyfriend to Death is a dating sim where you have to survive being kidnapped and tortured by the guy of your choice. I just noticed one of these guys looks like the crazy homeless rapist from Drifting Net Cafe. Not sure if that's coincidence or not.

What's the deal with SNK? Do they mean the game company? Is King of Fighters problematic now?

Govt. Shitposting Machine said:
All of these profiles really remind me of when Neocities started to spread around the same crowd of people, but that one required effort to learn HTML, CSS and JS so it didn't quite catch on like this drag and drop interface.
Just using the search function on Twitter you can find some pretty out there shit.
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Some people commit absolutely horrifiic crimes where it's deserved but y'know somehow it's really hurting the black population in America. Very cool slacktivists!
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The days of weirdos on the internet being able to code hundreds of pages of their own insanity is long gone.*sigh*
 
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Govt. Shitposting Machine said:
All of these profiles really remind me of when Neocities started to spread around the same crowd of people, but that one required effort to learn HTML, CSS and JS so it didn't quite catch on like this drag and drop interface.
Just using the search function on Twitter you can find some pretty out there shit.
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Some people commit absolutely horrifiic crimes where it's deserved but y'know somehow it's really hurting the black population in America. Very cool slacktivists!
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Niggas look at Brandon Bernard, a man who trapped an elderly couple in the back of a trunk and set it on fire, and say to themselves "but he was just a kid though!" I'm sure there's at least one person in the US who's crimes do not warrant the death sentence in any way, Bernard however, isn't one of these people.
 
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osooolemiiio said:
Throwing in two more:
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So age regression is A-Okay, but pro-shipping is too far!
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Aren't you demonizing Christian beliefs right now though?
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Some of these are pretty obvious to these spergs like PewDiePie and Notch but idolizing any founding fathers and Mattpat / Game Theory? First off, who's out here cancelling the founding fathers, and what did Mattpat do that's so problematic?

I'm assuming "I-am-a-fish" and "dovewithscales" are random users on the internet that got into a slapfight with this tardlet.
 
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Lapis Lazuli said:
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So age regression is A-Okay, but pro-shipping is too far!
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Aren't you demonizing Christian beliefs right now though?
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Some of these are pretty obvious to these spergs like PewDiePie and Notch but idolizing any founding fathers and Mattpat / Game Theory? First off, who's out here cancelling the founding fathers, and what did Mattpat do that's so problematic?

I'm assuming "I-am-a-fish" and "dovewithscales" are random users on the internet that got into a slapfight with this tardlet.
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It's so hard to understand the thought processes of some of these people as so much of this shit sounds contradictory, but then I remember that 90% of them aren't even in their 20s yet.
 
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