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Lot to unpack with this one boys, strap in.

this lovely person(s) who goes by Bruice, is 18, a system, pronouns page user with a kin list of about 50:https://poppies.crd.co/#abt

Excuse the hearts, it has some dumb thing, when you move the mouse hearts appear.

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(X) to doubt

Some points of interest from the carrd/links on it;
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This card links to their twitter and this is their twitter profile picture...why, just... why?
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At first i thought this was Troon Link
but its actually someone's DnD character.
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then that twitter leads to another card; https://braadvengolor.carrd.co/
-which then leads to yet another card that has all their identities:https://aro.ju.mp/#
Some of my favs include;
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And to top it all off, a gender relating to emotions based off the Hulk himself!
- i wish i was making this up
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thebananaonion said:
Lot to unpack with this one boys, strap in.

this lovely person(s) who goes by Bruice, is 18, a system, pronouns page user with a kin list of about 50:https://poppies.crd.co/#abt

Excuse the hearts, it has some dumb thing, when you move the mouse hearts appear.

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(X) to doubt

Some points of interest from the carrd/links on it;
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This card links to their twitter and this is their twitter profile picture...why, just... why?
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At first i thought this was Troon Link
but its actually someone's DnD character.
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then that twitter leads to another card; https://braadvengolor.carrd.co/
-which then leads to yet another card that has all their identities:https://aro.ju.mp/#
Some of my favs include;
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And to top it all off, a gender relating to emotions based off the Hulk himself!
- i wish i was making this up
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This might actually be an basket case.
 
Baron Vain said:
Check out this furfag troon

Blocks ppl for enjoying these media
Typical DNI
They got upset one time because a Hazbin Hotel fan interacted with them.
They are what redheadxilamguy is to the Modifyers with the Groovenians. Tbh the pilot wasn't that bad. Lots of cartoon spergs hate it though. Sadly, this sperg has to ruin it.
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thanks god, that Im fitting media criterias kek
Maybe not a carrd, but still
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Another Carrd /Alternate version
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another lunacy
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Haven't done bingo in a while. Got close to a line with the second one though.

Miohondas:

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Bosudopi:

(Edit: almost forgot the gay square)
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I know it says he/they, but one of his headmates is a she/they/mew/pup, which I'm counting for the pronoun square.

Might have to update the board if pastel colours and fixed width fonts go out of style. Can anyone think of any new squares worth adding?

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>lesbian he/they transmacs
So trans men a re not real men after all, and so are the trans women? Soooooo transphobic!
 
Funny Valentine said:
Found this little gem on Tumblr, I think we might have a Chris-Chan class schizo here.
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Archiving this for preservation. Holy shit lmao, there's so much text.

Name: Krystal Tuatha De (according to Pinterest)
Number #1 husbando: Thrax from Osmosis Jones
PINTEREST: krystaltuathade
AO3: Firestone115 (no longer exists)
SPOTIFY: firestone115
MAIN CARRD: championkrystal .carrd.co
[OSMOSIS JONES]
[TEAM FORTRESS 2]
[SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI 4: APOCALYPSE]
[POKEMON]
"IMPORTANT NOTE; READ BEFORE BITCHING AT ME:

I LEGITIMATELY DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE MANGA, ANIME, REMAKES, POKEMON MASTERS, AND OTHER SPIN OFFS, + WHATEVER SHIT THE FANDOM DECIDES IS "CANON". MY FICS/UNIVERSE ARE BASED OFF OF THE THINGS I PERSONALLY WANT TO INCLUDE FROM THE CORE GAMEPLAYS OF MY CHOICE!

DON'T LIKE THAT? BLOCK ME AND MOVE ON!"
Who the fuck would be bitching at her? I'm thinking this is more paranoia.
BACKSTORIES CARRD: krystalsfiles .carrd.co
"Notice: All the events ocurring in the backstories are indeed real and taken place in another plane of existence. I am merely writing them down."
[POKEMON] [OSMOSIS JONES] [TEAM FORTRESS 2] [SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI 4: APOCALYPSE]
 
Chrom said:
Archiving this for preservation. Holy shit lmao, there's so much text.

Name: Krystal Tuatha De (according to Pinterest)
Number #1 husbando: Thrax from Osmosis Jones
PINTEREST: krystaltuathade
AO3: Firestone115 (no longer exists)
SPOTIFY: firestone115
MAIN CARRD: championkrystal .carrd.co
[OSMOSIS JONES]
[TEAM FORTRESS 2]
[SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI 4: APOCALYPSE]
[POKEMON]
"IMPORTANT NOTE; READ BEFORE BITCHING AT ME:

I LEGITIMATELY DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE MANGA, ANIME, REMAKES, POKEMON MASTERS, AND OTHER SPIN OFFS, + WHATEVER SHIT THE FANDOM DECIDES IS "CANON". MY FICS/UNIVERSE ARE BASED OFF OF THE THINGS I PERSONALLY WANT TO INCLUDE FROM THE CORE GAMEPLAYS OF MY CHOICE!

DON'T LIKE THAT? BLOCK ME AND MOVE ON!"
Who the fuck would be bitching at her? I'm thinking this is more paranoia.
BACKSTORIES CARRD: krystalsfiles .carrd.co
"Notice: All the events ocurring in the backstories are indeed real and taken place in another plane of existence. I am merely writing them down."
[POKEMON] [OSMOSIS JONES] [TEAM FORTRESS 2] [SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI 4: APOCALYPSE]
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I'm not even gonna insult her or anything, Krystal is just so interesting in how she completely believes everything she says that I want to study her like a unique specimen.
 
Funny Valentine said:
Found this little gem on Tumblr, I think we might have a Chris-Chan class schizo here.
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Wow, what a little nutjob haha. I like how she clarifies her pokemon insert is 15 and then ships herself with Steven who is 25 in RSE.

I'd really recommend crossposting this to the Waifu Culture thread, since she fits in with there near perfectly + the thread has been really dull the past few pages...*sigh*

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We can tell.
 
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Lyra Plushie said:
Wow, what a little nutjob haha. I like how she clarifies her pokemon insert is 15 and then ships herself with Steven who is 25 in RSE.

I'd really recommend crossposting this to the Waifu Culture thread, since she fits in with there near perfectly + the thread has been really dull the past few pages...*sigh*

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We can tell.
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It has been done, I'm excited to see what other farmers think of this hidden gem.
 
Digital Thunder said:
>don’t be a freak!
>if that’s gore, it better be your OWN gore!
Pick one, schizo-chan.
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By freak she means that you like it when anime brothers kiss or you think Jotaro Kujo is hot despite being 16. Starving yourself then cutting yourself open for attention is normal behavioir.
 
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