Carrd Autism - When Tumblr meets MySpace

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Since this thread was already a bit of a dumping grounds for other "Carrd-like" customizable webpages like Rentry and its clones/Spacehey/etc., I strongly recommend StrawPage's explore shuffle for looking for cringe. The site's like Carrd if it was even simpler to use, mobile-accessible, and had no asset limits (as least as far as I can tell), and because of its own limitations there's often external links to more personal sites to gawk at.
 
Since this thread was already a bit of a dumping grounds for other "Carrd-like" customizable webpages like Rentry and its clones/Spacehey/etc., I strongly recommend StrawPage's explore shuffle for looking for cringe. The site's like Carrd if it was even simpler to use, mobile-accessible, and had no asset limits (as least as far as I can tell), and because of its own limitations there's often external links to more personal sites to gawk at.
Oh my god, thank you for this. The first site I got from the link alone is exactly type of shit that's perfect for this thread. Quick side note to get the link: StrawPage generates the webpages within the explore link, so I had to use inspect element to grab the direct links. The only other way I've been able to figure out is if the linked webpage has multiple sub-pages (like a separate "about me" page), though that's only by chance.

I also have been struggling to archive each page; I'll still include the link I got from them, but I can't tell if the blocked message I get is from my own computer or is something weird with the site.

Anyway, onto the sites! Like Carrd (and others), you need to sift through the dirt to find the hidden gems. A lot of the sites are the same "hi i'm moss, i use she/they, and this is my page!! here are my triggers and dni if you fit basic criteria" slop, so be warned that you'll have to really dig for something that's even a little remarkable. Many users use the same templates too, so pay attention to the content as opposed to the look, as you can easily miss really funny ones by skipping the same 3 templates.
Link. (Archive & working one from August 2024)

Funnily enough, I didn't have to sift too much to strike gold right off the bat! This is the first site I even got from the link and it's what caused me to post in the first place because I could not pass this up.

As most of the text is scrolling in some way, I'll have to copy-paste everything that's cut off in case the site and/or the archive doesn't work right.

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> I just about scrapped this so I'm sorry if it looks shitty lol
Nothing special here, but I honestly think this kid should've scrapped this.

> Hello. My name is Marcus & I told my stupid self I had to finish this in one night even though I have a 6 hour car ride to a different state the next morning so. Here I am LOL. I'm 16+ & have been extremely into ReiMob for 4 years now. I only use he/they pronouns & I like BOYS. I'm a boy who likes DICK. I LOVE JAMIE.
For those who don't know, ReiMob is a ship between Reigan Arataka and Shigeo "Mob" Kageyama from Mob Psycho 100. I don't really care for shipping wars, but all you need to know is that it's between an adult who's confirmed to be 28/29 in the manga/anime and a middle school boy. They have a master/student relationship within the story itself and Reigen is often helping Mob with his problems (and using him for his own).

+ Tranny gay nonsense. Highly doubt any dude would say that he's a boy who likes dick. How much do you wanna bet that Jamie is also a troon.

> reimob sex makes me hard
Scrolling text between the about and likes box. Disgusting.

> Likes: Shotas, Mob, ReiMob, cooking, beetles & other bugs, sleeping, going on walks, SCARFS, sharks, loud music, etc etc
> Dislikes: Anything ageup, large amounts of gore, that's it lol idgaf about anything .

Oh fun, they don't even like the "non-problematic" variant of the ship where the minor character is aged up.

> This is hella weird but I love shotas so much like just look at them. Their bodies are so frail and smooth, their soft faces when you pinch them. I'm actually crazy it's wild. Especially Mob bro you don't understand LOOK AT HIM. I have been sexually attracted to Mob since I was 11. Obviously the only "Social Media" I had was Pinterest & Quotev but oh my god I love Mob so much. Just imagine him, living with you and cooking small meals because he hasn't learned very many recipes. Laying in bed, spooning him while you sleep I'M SO SORRY I LOVE MOB.
This is pretty horrifying. I can get having a fictional character crush as a kid, but it disturbs me that this person wrote a paragraph about how they love shotas and explaining why.
Site. (Archive.)
Like the previous site, this one is only one page as well. It's at least easier to navigate than Carrd (as Carrd users love using 80 different pages).
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While this one is overall pretty tame, I found it interesting that the paragraph is written entirely in the third person and is seemingly describing this kid as a sort of "savior of suicidal people".
Link. (Archive.)
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I thought I knew what a site by a gooner would look like but I guess not. Or this is probably as SFW as you can get when you're plastering your site in riveting text such as "cum up with an real good side of sex and hypersexual activity". (The cum button doesn't work btw.)

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I'll use this screenshot as a chance to show off some unique StrawPage features: the anonymous ask box and the draw box. They're both pretty self-explanatory; the former is for anonymous messages and the latter is for anonymous drawings. Many StrawPage users like to include these but I don't know how much they actually get used. I only found this remarkable as this person goes on about sex in the entire page but has to censor suicide and death.
Link. (Archive.)
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Graphic design is certainly Leyn's passion. I'll copy-paste what I can to make it somewhat intelligible. I've formatted it in the way that I believe it's supposed to be read... if you can even make any of this out without pasting it elsewhere.

Left side: likes(?):
> I MAY TALK ABOUT (BUT JUST SOMETIMES... most of what I post it's just normal sex 😋)
Abuse ofc...
Piss kink
Selfcest (With TW)
Pet play
Somnophilia ??? (With TW)
Gore/Body horrors (With TW)
Gun play (With TW)
Drug use
Feminization (2D mwehehhehe)
IRL SEX THOUGHTS PROBABLY NO WARNING..
Humiliation
Sadomasochism
Cannibalism
I'll probably add more!!...


Right side: links:
> 2D PISSY PANTS CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER
Main Account
Private Account
Private NSFW Account


Note:
> MY BEAUTIFUL GF JUNIPER SHE'S SO COOL GUYS!!
(Link to the GF's Twitter)
I LOVE YOU


By the way, this person is 16 according to their main Twitter's bio.
Link. (Archive.)
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Would you trust Lestav to collect your Social Security Number? They probably won't scam you once they've got it!
 
Would you trust Lestav to collect your Social Security Number? They probably won't scam you once they've got it!
It should be noted that any "Lestav Kaneida" pages are just prefabs that people can play around with if they don't want to start entirely from scratch. I have no idea why such a specific identity was made up as placeholder nor why the default templates are included in shuffle.
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They make for a good comparison point though, mainly because even with much more direct control over how obnoxious blinkies and memes can be crammed into a single webpage, lots of pages are still template-y. I've seen too many barely-edited versions of 1, 3, 4, 7, and 8 to meaningfully count them. It's a big haystack of cookie-cutter he/it/theys with very occasional gems like whatever the fuck is happening here to balance it out.
 
It's a big haystack of cookie-cutter he/it/theys with very occasional gems like whatever the fuck is happening here to balance it out.
Sorry I hate posting to threads with comments that are absolute nothingburgers but I laughed really fucking hard at the website you linked. It's not even that funny, but it's not at all what I was expecting. StrawPage is 100x better than Carrd purely because of that single webpage.
 
Oh yeah speaking of Speakpage, I found this specimen from a comment on the new TADC episode on Youtube, some fictionkin who simps Gir: https://agirfictionkin.straw.page/ (A)
Will also add the fact his youtube account seems to be the type who use it as a social media site, and the description is this:
Did those shows murder your dog or something?

Also worse is that oh....
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They're into age regression.
EDIT: forgot this hypocritical video https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6zOT4eUTFS4
 
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LMAO she's my personal cow, here's her explanation on why Venom is so triggering
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For me though it's "Great wolf lodge fandom DNI"
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this one isn't sperging but wat
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Funny seeing her posted here.
 
LMAO she's my personal cow, here's her explanation on why Venom is so triggering

For me though it's "Great wolf lodge fandom DNI"
Funny seeing her posted here.

Happy to know we both have same person of interest

Make a thread of her please nigger she screams autism!
 
LMAO she's my personal cow, here's her explanation on why Venom is so triggering

For me though it's "Great wolf lodge fandom DNI"
Funny seeing her posted here.

You forgot this gem

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