Carrd Autism - When Tumblr meets MySpace

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Probably don't need to tell y'all Kiwis this, but some of these edgelords put elicit links and IP grabbers in parts of their carrds just for the hell of it. Making fun of these morons is fun, but please do stay safe.

Also, something I want to note, as it's tangentally related to the carrd craze. A lot of these folks are starting to get too lazy to use carrd (or they want you to know they're insufferable before they even give you the link to their carrd), so they'll make a thing called a "txti.es". The site is a minimalist webpage that has only text, and usually they'll cram their DNI's and all onto it. Here is an example of one of these sites. It's all the sperging out without the eyestrain.
Thanks for the tip. Found this crazy one. https://txti.es/rottingdolls
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Fantastic, I found this carrd when looking though mcyt twitter. This person thinks they have multiple minecraft youtubers living in their head.
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Fantastic, I found this carrd when looking though mcyt twitter. This person thinks they have multiple minecraft youtubers living in their head.
Not even 10 years ago this person would've likely been a fujo.
 
Another thing to add to the bingo card is “he/him lesbians are valid.” WTF is a he/him lesbian anyways?
a lesbian that uses he/him pronouns. it goes along with the typical sjw explanation that "pronouns don't equal gender!!", though i've seen it used to justify guys being lesbians (whether it's actual people or headcanons onto fictional characters).
 
Thanks for the tip. Found this crazy one. https://txti.es/rottingdolls
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Can someone explain the mental gymnastics behind transmasc lesbians who don't believe in mspec/straight lesbians? Like, a transmasc lesbian is a woman who identifies with men, but is attracted to other women? So if we're supposed to respect their identity as a man, wouldn't that just make them a straight lesbian?

And a mspec lesbian is a woman who is attracted to women and non-women, right? If this user identifies as a transmasc lesbian, then they're not a woman so anyone who'd be attracted to them would have to be a mspec lesbian. No wonder they can't get laid, since being crazy enough to want them is a fast track to their DNI list.
 
I genuinely wonder if their parents realize how detached from reality their children are.
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Maybe I'm late on this, but that "Pronouny" thing could be pretty funny as well. Essentially, it's a website that the special snowflakes who need that kind of service can go on to learn all about the (constantly changing) pronouns of their friends. I've never even heard of the majority on there, and they're all things like this:
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It's enough to make the trannies look sane.
 
Another thing to add to the bingo card is “he/him lesbians are valid.” WTF is a he/him lesbian anyways?

Originally he/him lesbians were bitches who went by male pronouns, similar to drag queens and feminine gay men being called she. Basically just another way gay culture has played with gender roles for fun. These types found out about that aspect of the culture and say it's a VERY SERIOUS GENDER IDENTITY. Because everything is trans.
 
And a mspec lesbian is a woman who is attracted to women and non-women, right? If this user identifies as a transmasc lesbian, then they're not a woman so anyone who'd be attracted to them would have to be a mspec lesbian. No wonder they can't get laid, since being crazy enough to want them is a fast track to their DNI list.
a transmasc lesbian is (usually) a nonbinary lesbian that aligns with being more masculine yet isn't a transman. an mspec lesbian is a "bi/pan lesbian", which is often seen under the dni section of carrds.
 
Genuinely, over 95% of these things always, ALWAYS have mental illnesses listed.
It's like IRC in the mid 90s. Tons of depressed/anxious people there.

Only that they seemed to be cooler. More intelligent and less unhinged. Probably more destructive though, in the internet crime sense.

The internet has always been a meeting place for the mentally ill. But back then it was more so a big place to find likeminded people and get tips on getting better. These things here look like everyone wants to one up the other. Just getting more and more insane.
 

System carrd, 125+ alters from a smattering of fandoms including DSMP/MCYT, RWBY, Homestuck, Danganronpa, Hetalia... There's some hinted at narrative in there about having a mind palace which their "headmates" traverse, I think.
 
Maybe I'm late on this, but that "Pronouny" thing could be pretty funny as well. Essentially, it's a website that the special snowflakes who need that kind of service can go on to learn all about the (constantly changing) pronouns of their friends. I've never even heard of the majority on there, and they're all things like this:
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It's enough to make the trannies look sane.
Only special snowflakes have pronouny pages. If you click on someone's page they almost never have just normal pronouns.
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en.pronouns.page also has the same nonsense.
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For pronouny, you can take in the retardation either by refreshing the page or typing https://pronouny.xyz/u/(username a snowflake might have)
For en.pronouns.page, it's https://en.pronouns.page/@(username a snowflake might have). Like pronouny, it lets tumblrinas come up with their own made-up pronouns, but unlike pronouny, it also has flags (both default and user-submitted)!
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https://thecrownecollective.carrd.co/ seems like a normal system carrd until you click the link for info about their alters and it leads to a toyhouse, which for those that don't know is a site to list your characters :story: they're just starting to admit they want to roleplay as their ocs now aren't they?
 
Remember the good old days when people would unabashedly roleplay as their husbandos and OCs on social media? Yeah, me neither.

EDIT: I'm autistic and forgot how to spell good.
 
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