Containment Casting Call - CWC the Movie

[Just Dont]

Nobody mentions directors.

Can you imagine a Micheal Bay movie about Chris? That will be epic.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Nobody mentions directors.

Can you imagine a Micheal Bay movie about Chris? That will be epic.

The house fire scene should be out of this world.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Nobody mentions directors.

Can you imagine a Micheal Bay movie about Chris? That will be epic.

I wonder how a hit director like Scorsese or Wes Anderson would direct it, or better yet someone like Neil Breen or Tommy Wiseau

 

[Shabobus]

I can picture Adam Sandler as the director. Portraying Chris as a dumb, gullible manchild up against the world who somehow gets the money and the girl in the end would be the only way to make it marketable. And it's right up Sandler's alley.

 

[Cash Pope]

I'd love Lil Nas to play the Man in the Pickle Suit. He's super internet savvy and I wouldn't be surprised if he knows about Sonichu, plus he loves dressing up in crazy costumes so I think he'd be perfect.

 

[anti SJW]

There is only one person to direct Chris' dumpster fire of a life.

That's a director that directs dumpster fire movies.

Uwe Boll.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

What about Farelli brothers or the authors of "something Movie"s? Their comedies are full of shit, cum and terrible physical humor, which describes Chris perfectly.

Since no serious director will be able to turn it into biopic, then it should be trash comedy and/or movie about social rejects. In that case it should be made either by John Waters, who has decades of experience of filming trannies and degenerates, or Harmony Korine, since he made "Trash humpers".

 

[General Tug Boat]

Just to think if the film actually got beyond the hurtles of a disgruntled and STRESSED lead. The Weinsteins would of made a killing off of this picture.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Tom Hanks as Bob

Betty White as Barb

Julie Andrews as Mary Lee Walsh

Bo Burnham as Chris

Gaten Matarazzo as Liquid Chris

Kylie Jenner as Meghan

Maisie Williams as Mia Hamm

Pmurt - Donald Trump (cameo, or achival footage)

Hideo Kojima as Shigeru Miyamoto (cameo)

Jack Black as Null

Brendan Fraser as Mayor Brendan Fraser

David Gandy as SIGSEGV (minor role, cameo)

Chernobyl (stand-in for CWCVille)

Directed by Christopher Nolan

 

[StarDreamer2002]

Do you think if such a film ever were to hit cinemas, would people watch it? I think yeah if you sell it as something like, like a teen comedy flick, or European arthouse film. I mean they watch the MCU which is basically just "good guys beating up bad guys for two hours, for the 27th+ time" and really something Chris could come up with.

 

[Ophelia]

Do you think if such a film ever were to hit cinemas, would people watch it? I think yeah if you sell it as something like, like a teen comedy flick, or European arthouse film. I mean they watch the MCU which is basically just "good guys beating up bad guys for two hours, for the 27th+ time" and really something Chris could come up with.

No one is going to watch Kick the Autistic for an hour and forty minutes. Unless it’s spun into a quirky underdog story which doesn’t resemble real life at all.