Casting Call Storytime - 06/27/19

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Will Amber go on MSHPL?

  • Yes

    Votes: 50 20.7%

  • No

    Votes: 191 79.3%
  • Total voters
    241
  • Poll closed .
Alright, I'm going to admit it, I clicked on this thread because I thought it read "Casting Couch".
Yes, that image is now in your minds as well.
 
Amber is a high profile deathfat. Her being on MSHPL would be ratings city, even if she fails spectacularly. Maybe they can con her on there for da gibs and extra special attention?
 
Doesn't really matter. There's no point in having her on if she's not going to be honest about how she lives or even what she looks like ffs.
 
Being on the show would be more beneficial to Amber and her channel than it would be to TLC. But she thinks they should want her because she's so famous and she would just try to call all the shots and rage quit when she doesn't get her way. It would be a waste of money for them and they know this. The Slatons are more desperate and willing to play by their rules.

Giving Amber the runaround and repeatedly mentioning how she hadn't been picked was TLC testing the waters to see how eager she is, and she was very eager, always being the first to email them back so they know they can lowball her. "Would I be on MSHPL? YES!" She's practically begging to be on the show at this point. She's already trying to call the shots, saying she wants Dr. Now and not the Atlanta guy. TLC could probably get that precious shower scene out of her if they wait until her channel tanks and she's desperate. Until then, she won't bend until the show pays her significantly more than what she would make just doing youtube.
 
I'm willing to believe Amber would want to sign on for a show.. but TLC better be smart and mark up a solid contract for her participation. because she definitely will resist a lot of it. I predict that she still won't get health insurance at the end of the year and will desperately be in need of some sort of medical intervention. if anything that tooth will drive her to do something
 
WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
What is this poster conspiracy???
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The posters behind Amber have been removed. So we know this video is old. People think because there was some still stuck to the wall that they were torn down in anger and that combined with the floor mattress could mean Becky has moved out of the room. Some have even noted an echo in the room, like things have been moved out. They did move out the dresser recently. It could also just be that Amber's sweaty back was getting stuck to the posters.
 
I would LOVE to see AL on Supersize vs Superskinny. Can you imagine her trading diets with someone who barely eats for a day?? I would love to see the bingemonster in action. She won't go on MSHPL because she'll never follow Dr Now's orders, love him to death; but she wouldn't listen to him and won't lose any weight.
 
RemoveKebab said:
Here is a beautiful picture of Mt. Poop Bun. You can see the lovely summit and I drew a blue line around the mountain so you can appreciate its true size and majesty. If you look closely, you can see little cockroach sherpas going up the summit. It is a dangerous journey because they never know when a dandruff avalanche will occur.

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That nose ring is just gradually being assimilated. I wonder if it will just become permanently lodged in her nose fat until it cuts off the circulation and has to be surgically removed?
 
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I wonder what goes through her mind (if anything) when she reads this kind of comment.
 
The "casting agent" likely isn't employed by TLC directly. A call goes out and all the agents send in info on the heffalumps in their stable. This would be why it took so long to get any answers back. And no, Big Al, nobody at the agent's office "loved you", she was just stroking your giant dick to keep you docile. They googled the shit outta you to see if you were a good investment of their time.....and found-to no ones surprise-that you are not.
 
Whatthefuck said:
Well, damn. Dr. Sis told her what was up. I love these comments. I know she'll never take any of them to heart, but it's just more evidence that there is no one with their sanity intact that takes her bullshit seriously.
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She can't even go get that rotten tooth taken care of. That pain is just a taste of what awaits her if she fucks off any longer.
 
Whatthefuck said:
Well, damn. Dr. Sis told her what was up. I love these comments. I know she'll never take any of them to heart, but it's just more evidence that there is no one with their sanity intact that takes her bullshit seriously.
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that Doc is a blatant haydur and is just boolyin our poor gorl :'(
 
This explains a lot of her recent behaviour tbh.
If she's trying to convince the networks to put her on, what better way to display her worth than to rile up the haydurs with some good ol' fashioned trolling and bitchposting on twitter.
Add in the bullying/feuds with reaction channels and abuse narratives, missing mommy, talking about moving regularly, mUh DePrEsHuN, failing yet another diet miserably...
Now here she is both feeding the haydurs with a combo of talk on MSHP and months old videos AND putting the producers/scouts on the spot by creating demand/addressing them, allowing her haydurs to demand she go on for her.


It's kind of devious. I doubt that she thought it through, its probably all on accident, but dayum. Devious.

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mrsm0rbid said:
This explains a lot of her recent behaviour tbh.
If she's trying to convince the networks to put her on, what better way to display her worth than to rile up the haydurs with some good ol' fashioned trolling and bitchposting on twitter.
Add in the bullying/feuds with reaction channels and abuse narratives, missing mommy, talking about moving regularly, mUh DePrEsHuN, failing yet another diet miserably...
Now here she is both feeding the haydurs with a combo of talk on MSHP and months old videos AND putting the producers/scouts on the spot by creating demand/addressing them, allowing her haydurs to demand she go on for her.


It's kind of devious. I doubt that she thought it through, its probably all on accident, but dayum. Devious.

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Her recent behavior is just the real Amberlynn. She's a miserable pile of bitterness and fat.
 
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