Catch me up on sluts and slampigs

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Okay so we used to call ladies who have too many suitors "sluts", but now we call them "slampigs", so, at what point did that change happen? Did feminists actually manage to claim "slut" as some kinda pride thing or are they just two different things? Help, I'm too autistic for this subject
 
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Okay so we used to call ladies who have too many suitors "sluts", but now we call them "slampigs", so, at what point did that change happen? Did feminists actually manage to claim "slut" as some kinda pride thing or are they just two different things? Help, I'm too autistic for this subject
Slampig and Sluts are two distinct categories.

Die Schlampe: The type of girl who doesn't really put any thought into the sexual partner outside of "he's cute and I was drunk, one thing lead to another"

Das Slampig: This refers to an overweight woman who whilst not that physically attractive is sought out for the ease of which sex will be given from them, another term for this would also be a Slump-buster however whilst Slampigs are always...
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"slampig" is regional?
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As mentioned, the slampig is a subspecies of slut that is obese, disgusting, or otherwise hog-like. The natural enemy of the slampig is the slampiece, as they both have the same natural habitat (bars that have a dollar beer night) and compete over the same resources (booze and drunk frat dudes).
 
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I've seen very passionate arguments about if slampig is about slutty heavy sub behavior, being fat, or both.
 
Okay so we used to call ladies who have too many suitors "sluts", but now we call them "slampigs", so, at what point did that change happen? Did feminists actually manage to claim "slut" as some kinda pride thing or are they just two different things? Help, I'm too autistic for this subject
Slampig and Sluts are two distinct categories.

Die Schlampe: The type of girl who doesn't really put any thought into the sexual partner outside of "he's cute and I was drunk, one thing lead to another"

Das Slampig: This refers to an overweight woman who whilst not that physically attractive is sought out for the ease of which sex will be given from them, another term for this would also be a Slump-buster however whilst Slampigs are always overweight, the act performed in the dark of night with no lights on and influenced by heavy alcohol consumption, the slump-buster will vary in weight and will not be drop dead beautiful but not offensively ugly either, will have good personality (MMV) and at first used to get over a dry spell but over time it develops into a beautiful and passionate relationship and is then cut short because your alarm clock starts going off
 
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Yeah slampig is definitely a specific term for a 3/10 who is chubby or outright fat but is a slut and will drain your balls faster than she can gulp down a footlong chili dog from 7/11
 
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