A piece by the late Edward G. Ooner
Ah yes, the infamous art of Gooning.
'Twas a topic my uncle took great interest in. In fact he was a prolific gooner, and he passed his many secrets onto me in my formative years.
As a man, I also took a keen interest in the topic. But I endeavored to find more obscure and sophisticated practices in the art of goon.
When I was a boy my uncle was arrested. Though my parents never told me why, and the matter seemed like an uncomfortable topic of discussion for them. Upon his imprisonment, I was provided a sizeable portion of my uncles estate.
With some of the wealth that had fallen into my lap, I ventured to all corners of the globe to find more esoteric knowledge on the phenomenon.
This inevitably lead me to venture far into the indies and come in contact with exotic cultures to whom gooning was a way of life. By good fortune, in my travels, I had cum across a temple inhabited by a sect of eastern Goondist Monks.
In their endeavors to perfect the goon, and reach ever higher states of arousal, they discovered something quite counterintuitive about gooning.
These monks practiced a sort of gooning quite different from those of us in the west. They refrained from the viewing of pornography and partaking in occult homo-erotic rituals ("sissy hypno" as the laymen call it). Why, these eastern goon monks didn't even know what edging is.
Instead of blasting the senses with carnal material and pleasuring their erogenous zones, either by hands or with use of some sort of device as we do in the west, they partook in a secretive and esoteric practice passed down by many generations, known as goondilini meditation.
It is said that after many years of practice, a Goondist monk can reach a perpetual state of goon. Anything and everything piques their sexual arousal. By entering this perpetual-goon state, they can stay right on the edge of release but never spilling their seed so to speak.
Absolutely all of these monks also engage in a fetish I've come across in western circles, Chastity. They never allow themselves any sort of release. Though emissions do occur during sleep or deep states of meditation. They maintain a very disciplined ethos in their gooning practices, endeavoring to reach a perpetual state of balance, that razors edge just before one climaxes, where they are at the height of pleasure.
They refer to this state as Goonvana. This exotic term was coined by the man who pioneered this chaste and transcendental way of goonin, Sissyhartha Goontama, commonly known as Goondha.
They generously offered to teach me their practices if I performed a favor for their leader. Something I can discuss later.
For many years I lived in that ancient temple, learning the ancient ways of those monks. After quite some time, I ultimately became quite adept in Goondalini meditation myself.
The most important thing I learned, was that reaching goonvana is sort of like reaching climax. If the goal is to goon, then a gooner must understand that it is ultimately the journey that is valuable, not the destination. Each second of goon, growing closer to that split second of ultimate ecstacy, is the journey. One who learns how to only exist in the here and now, can treat each second as if it is a life time. If you appreciate each second as if it was the only second you will ever have, then you'll enjoy each second of gooning as if you are perpetually on the razors edge of ecstacy.
When you learn that, then you'll never have need for erotic stimulation outside that which can be provided by the depths of your own conscience.
