Catler Drama Summarized

[Cloaca Rimjob]

This reminds me of the hit arcade game "Time Crisis" were you defeat the main boss Sherudo Garo (Catler) But afterwards you need to deal with his evil henchman Wild Dog (gay roleplaying furries)

Yiff crisis

Topical and appropriate video clip

 

[Sammich]

chimping out over stickers lol

I couldn't imagine giving a single fuck about stickers, I couldn't imagine giving a single fuck about 90 percent of the pissbaby mongoloids here think about anything.

What makes you say that?

The fact he was "joking" about fucking kids.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

I've decided to ban MM. Sorry if that's less funny but he is more gross than I'm willing to risk.

Thank you Supreme Leader @Null! The Farm is better without this monstrosity.

Least schizophrenic Canadian.

Least sus closeted faggot/furry/pedo.

 

[bile demon]

A truly iconic duo.

 

[Sammich]

seems he ran straight to OF to cry.

 

[Pinball 2000]

Kill ERPers. Behead ERPers. Roundhouse kick an ERPer into the concrete. Slam dunk an ERPer into the trashcan. Crucify filthy ERPers. Defecate in an ERPer’s food. Launch ERPers into the sun. Stir fry ERPers in a wok. Toss ERPers into active volcanoes. Urinate into an ERPer’s gas tank. Judo-throw ERPers into a wood chipper. Twist ERPers’ heads off. Report ERPers to the Wizards’ Council. Karate-chop ERPers in half. Curb stomp pregnant ERPers. Trap ERPers in quicksand. Crush ERPers in the trash compactor. Liquefy ERPers in a vat of acid. Eat ERPers. Dissect ERPers. Exterminate ERPers in the gas chamber. Stomp ERPer skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate ERPers in the oven. Lobotomize ERPers. Mandatory abortions for ERPers. Grind ERPer fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ERPers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize ERPers with anti-matter. Kick old ERPers down the stairs. Feed ERPers to alligators. Slice ERPers with a katana.

 

[Joe Swanson]

seems he ran straight to OF to cry.

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Onion farms can have the cat fucking furry if they want, we don't want him

 

[Seedling]

I've decided to ban MM. Sorry if that's less funny but he is more gross than I'm willing to risk.

I am impressed by MM getting banned.
Technically speaking he didn't do anything
But imagine being so much of a slimmy dubious porn addict that jokes too often about being a pedo that Null has to pre-emptively ban your ass just in case.
Like think about it @Catler wasn't banned he just got cold feet and bailed, even pedos like @BoxerShorts47 where allowed to keep making an ass of themselves for everyones amussement and only got banned after he started tagging Null to piss him off.
That's gotta be some sort of record where you creep out Null so hard you get banned while technically not breaking any rules or pissing him off directly, this thread is truly full of stars

 

[Brutality]

seems he ran straight to OF to cry.

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"Omg guys I was only joking about being a pedophile!!"

Get fucked and stay fucked

 

[DeutschfagAufAbwegen]

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"Those gosh darn kiwi farmers not understanding, that i only wanted to fuck kids "ironically""

"Omg guys I was only joking about being a pedophile!!"

Lol, got ninja'd by literal seconds

 

[Goofy Logic]

This year's annual community bloodletting is turning out to be rather... gay.

 

[Brutality]

This year's annual community bloodletting is turning out to be rather... gay.

medicating hiv

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

seems he ran straight to OF to cry.

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Where creeps deserve to go.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Tell me one (1) reason why all furries and faggots and everyone participating in this gay DM ERP shit should not be gassed.
Yeah I didn't think you could either.

 

[Equal Rights for Androids]

Just as you can't trust a pedophile's word that they're non-offending, you can't trust a furry's word that they're not a sick freak.

 

[Cronarch]

I thought these faggots only did this stuff in Discord. How stupid do you have to be to do it on Kiwifarms of all places?

 

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I have never done any of this, I'll admit to that.

But then again, I don't need to compensate for being a degenerate by going out of my way to show others how good of a person I am.

 

[Po's Cootah]

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I have never done any of this, I'll admit to that.

But then again, I don't need to compensate for being a degenerate by going out of my way to show others how good of a person I am.

The fact that he has to show how much of an Aryan neonazi edgelord he is makes this much funnier.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Pedophilia isn't just something you joke about ironically. He should know how everyone views Vito and realize we will view him the same way.

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

You know kiddos this might be the funniest shit since the chudbud leaks.