Catsickles

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TheMightyMonarch

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In Tumblrland, hating cis people is nothing new. But there is one blogger that takes it really far. And I mean REALLY far.

Meet Catsickles.
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(Yes. He is that fucking obnoxious)

If there is 3 things that you need to know about Catsickles is that 1)He apparently "trans" 2)He HATES Cis people and 3)Anytime he get called out for their shit, he will ignore what the person had just said and instead will go for personal attacks

For example:
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And he hates Drag Queens as well because they're "transmisogynist"
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But despite that, he has no problem with tucutes
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More of him being a douche
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(Context: He has a button on his blog that is titled "End Cisphobia." If you have a tumblr blog and are logged in when you click this button, you are automatically logged out).

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(While he didn't comment on this, he did reblog this. You can find it on his receipt blog that I'll link below)

Overall, he might not be the next Vade or Springtrapp but I think he's definitely a lolcow and I think there's more dirt on him than he let's on.
His blog:
http://catsickles.tumblr.com/
His receipt blog (Unfortunately hasn't been updated in a while):
http://catsickles-receipts.tumblr.com/
Once had a subreddit where people documented his bullshit
https://www.reddit.com/domain/catsickles.tumblr.com/
 
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How the fuck is he Trans? He just looks like a sorta effeminate dude to me. Maybe he's Transasshole or something.
 
How the fuck is he Trans? He just looks like a sorta effeminate dude to me. Maybe he's Transasshole or something.

I have no idea if he really is or not. I suspected that he might be FtM but he seems to hate transmen. Then again, he hates white people despite being whiter than sour cream.

At this point, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he was transtrender.
 
Another thing about Catsickles is like most people on Tumblr, he is obsessed with cartoons and doesn't seem to want to watch anything that's "grown up." While there is nothing wrong with adults watching cartoons, he wants the cartoons that he watches to be more "mature" and the second post drives home on how much of a manchild he really is.
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Oh and he also tags his selfies as "catsickles-is-cute-amiright"
https://www.tumblr.com/search/catsickles-is-cute-amiright
 
Another thing about Catsickles is like most people on Tumblr, he is obsessed with cartoons and doesn't seem to want to watch anything that's "grown up." While there is nothing wrong with adults watching cartoons, he wants the cartoons that he watches to be more "mature" and the second post drives home on how much of a manchild he really is.

Watching children's cartoons as an adult is autistic. But watching children's cartoons, while demanding they fuck them up for actual children, is not just turbo autism but being an asshole at the same time.
 
I was trying to remember where I knew his url from but then I remembered this post

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And that even the special snowflakes got mad at him for it.

He's the living embodiment of 2edgy4me and it's hilarious because you know on the rare occasions he goes outside he's as straight and cis as everyone else.
 
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I'm kind of amazed that tumblr's radfems haven't come down on his ass for that "hate all girls" post.
 
He seems lonely and like his parents beat him. I know I would.

Kid should grow up and just do drugs like everyone else instead of acting like a fag.
 
I'd vaguely heard of this person before but I never bothered to look into them. I went to their tumblr and was disappointed that they don't have an about page and a "DO NOT FOLLOW ME IF" page and a pronouns/gender page and all that jazz. Besides the fact that those types of pages are quality milk, it's also interesting to see how these types of people describe themselves.

Overall (judging from their receipt blog), this person seems to be more annoying than actually harmful. As in, they just seem to be parroting a lot of the stuff that circulates around that side of tumblr (ex. "Drag queens are inherently transmisogynistic!! umu") but it doesn't seem like they really ever make up any shit of their own. Not that this means that they aren't a lolcow, it's just that they (thankfully) don't seem to be a threat to anyone's safety the way Vade and IDCP were.
 
Looks like he's in the "FTM but don't call me male because men are oppressors uwu" camp with Vade et al.

I'm super confused by the complaint about cis people using they and nounself pronouns. I thought using special pronouns automatically made you not cis.
 
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