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Android raptor said:
Because daddy issues, like the rest of tumblr.

Also not even a little surprised she's friends with Kayla. Who wants to bet she's buddies with Greasetrapp and co.?
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Doesn't seem like their current URLs come up anywhere. Regardless, I wouldn't say it's out of the question...
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I think he thinks he's being sarcastic.
 
He found his thread already. Huh. I may be a noob but that seems faster than average. The thing's not even five pages yet.
 
Dismaying Tree said:
He found his thread already. Huh. I may be a noob but that seems faster than average. The thing's not even five pages yet.
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Tumblrites are usually egomaniacs, so either he was just googling his own name or another cow alerted him to it.
 
He seems to have a very feminine facial structure. I think he might actually be FtM.
 
I remember this case where someone only found out their Farms page because they heard about the farms on tumblr and rapidly checked to see if they were on it.
Perhaps Tumblrites are so egocentric they all check if they have Kiwi pages before going to bed?
Either that or some fucking ween needs to be shot. Every time a page hits 3 pages the lolcow finds its farmers.
 
moorhen said:
I was trying to remember where I knew his url from but then I remembered this post

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And that even the special snowflakes got mad at him for it.

He's the living embodiment of 2edgy4me and it's hilarious because you know on the rare occasions he goes outside he's as straight and cis as everyone else.
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What is it with SJW's that don't know how to do anything IRL, let alone fight or use a weapon trying to act so militant. It's like the don't realize how silly that makes them sound (I guess taht should be obvious because they're SJW's...). I think if this kid tired to snap the arm off a GI Joe he'd get his ass kicked by the action figure.
 
Yeah, she's really not that different than Striker in that respect: she talks all this shit about inflicting violence on people but in reality she could get her ass whooped by like a five year old.

Who wants to bet she hates her dad just because he wouldn't put up with her BS?
 
Android raptor said:
Yeah, she's really not that different than Striker in that respect: she talks all this shit about inflicting violence on people but in reality she could get her ass whooped by like a five year old.

Who wants to bet she hates her dad just because he wouldn't put up with her BS?
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A lot of these Tumblr trenders seem to have daddy issues. Good one on those fathers who have common sense and refuse to put up with that bullshit. Like hell they would call their daughter by "xe/xyr/xem" or all that other neopronoun bullshit.
 
As an actual trans person, he makes me want to fucking puke. "Daily reminder that im v cute" please see yourself to underneath the nearest fucking steamroller
 
Redeemer and Destroyer said:
A lot of these Tumblr trenders seem to have daddy issues. Good one on those fathers who have common sense and refuse to put up with that bullshit. Like hell they would call their daughter by "xe/xyr/xem" or all that other neopronoun bullshit.
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Mommy issues seem to be more common than daddy issues for Tumblrinas, actually. At the end of the day, it's just teenage girls arguing with their moms, but they'll always claim it's abuse when their mom tells them to clean their room, do their homework, take a shower, or whatever.
 
Wow, she's even more boring than Kayla. I swear 99% of these tumblr chicks come in the same flavor. Someone has to be cloning them in an underground facility somewhere.
 
TheMightyMonarch said:
Nothing much going on with ol' Catty today but he did post this gem
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OMG you literal trash. When you post slurs you are supposed to * parts of them so you don't trigger people, duh.
The proper way to inform people of the new slur would the like this: Tum*le*ina is a slur
Gawd, Catsicles. You're such a triggering shitlord.

(How'd I do? Was I Tumblr enough?)
 
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