Feedback CEASE AND DESIST: Remove my thread or I'll take this to high court.

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Just a little update, I'm sending this recent update to both my attorney AND the detective agency I've hired. Now, it seems you've dedicated this whole site to laughing at a stupid but persistant brony. Well, you've certainly slipped up doing that. Now it just looks like a big campaign against me and all of the Skype group EPIC IRL screencaps add to the whole impression of that.

You still have the golden opportunity to follow the cease and desist order at the top of the thread. We're picking up bits of information and IP addresses left and right and if you stop now it won't be like signing your own death penalty.

Negotiations didn't work with you assprick cavepeople so now I'm going to have to take the rocky legal road. Next time you see me it may very well be from a defendant's seat with an underpaid public laywer defending your neckbearded asses.
 
Golgo said:
You still have the golden opportunity to follow the cease and desist order at the top of the thread.
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Nope. Not even looking at it without dick and/or Sharpie in pooper.

Chop chop, low effort troll.
 
Reminder: Delete my personal army Halal thread or I will personally see to it that there are no more Alison Rapp content. I'll make it so you will never see anything from HER again.

Also, stop asking for my dick pic because I'll NEVER post it.
 
That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Masterwork Bastard Sword” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don’t you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.
 
Golgo said:
Reminder: Delete my personal army Halal thread or I will personally see to it that there are no more Alison Rapp content. I'll make it so you will never see anything from HER again.

Also, stop asking for my dick pic because I'll NEVER post it.
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LOL you a feg. Post your dic sperg
 
DuskEngine said:
That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Masterwork Bastard Sword” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don’t you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.
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So you're threatening me with katanas huh? How about you think for a second. Hmm, what would that look like from a legal standpoint? Maybe harassment? Yeah, actually it looks a lot like harassment!

You know, why don't I just give you soap and a toothbrush and tell ya to go scrub some niggers; that'll keep you busy for a while. You Skype group circlejerks are like little children. Always needing to be entertained.
 
Golgo why were you so lonely in college

Golgo said:
Ok... this is a long shot but... Looking for a dad.

I have a problem and I dunno if this is a place to put it... I don't know if there is any other place for it so here goes.

I just turned 20 and I currently go to college here in Vancouver. Things are all going wrong for me recently: Broke up with girlfriend, lost my part-time job, failing at school. I have no friends or family to turn to. I felt so depressed I even considered suicide. But then I realized there's something I have really wanted all my life as I was growing up and I must experience it before I leave this world. That is fatherly love...

I'm not into gay sex but I really want to be able to hold a man in my arms and be held... that is something straight man cannot help me with, and I don't believe there are many real dads that do this with their son. I'm also scared of what mess I might get myself into if I post this information on a regular gay hook-up site.

The father figure in my imagination is a masculine white male probably between the age of 35 ~ 50? But I'm not racist so other ethnics might do.

This is not a hoax or trap and I am not looking for anything financially from anyone. I just want some emotional support before I decide whether to end my life or not.

In exchange for fatherly love, you can take advantage of me. But I am not open to anal sex, and if you are some horny child abuser... I'm going to have to resort to violence (trust me I am not afraid, as I do not even fear of ending my own life).

If you are looking for a one night stand then forget it. If you think you might be interested, you can email me for my picture(i'm not ugly) sdfklj@hotmail.com

Thanks for reading this long and stupid post, I just thought it's worth a try...
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Golgo said:
So you're threatening me with katanas huh? How about you think for a second. Hmm, what would that look like from a legal standpoint? Maybe harassment? Yeah, actually it looks a lot like harassment!

You know, why don't I just give you soap and a toothbrush and tell ya to go scrub some niggers; that'll keep you busy for a while. You Skype group circlejerks are like little children. Always needing to be entertained.
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Golgo said:
So you're threatening me with katanas huh? How about you think for a second. Hmm, what would that look like from a legal standpoint? Maybe harassment? Yeah, actually it looks a lot like harassment!

You know, why don't I just give you soap and a toothbrush and tell ya to go scrub some niggers; that'll keep you busy for a while. You Skype group circlejerks are like little children. Always needing to be entertained.
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I'm going to kill you in real life! :jacefedora:
 
Your IPs are proxies. Email me legal@kiwifarms.net with your KF account email. Any other email will be ignored. Any new thread will be deleted.
 
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