Celebrity Death Pool 2025 - A Little Late & A Lot Gay, but...

[Nurse Ratchet]

Let's do this.

RULES THAT I STOLE FROM THE 2024 DEATH POOL THREAD
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1. Post a list of up to 25 celebrities who you think will expire between January 15, 2025 and December 31, 2025. Make sure you tell us what the person is famous for if they're not known worldwide (actor, politician, musician, etc). If they have a thread, try to link it.
2. If one of your celebrities dies, you score points based on their age subtracted from 100. This is to encourage players to submit younger, less predictable candidates, rather than focusing only on ailing, death's-door celebrities. (For example, a 40 year old celebrity would get you 60 points)
3. You may edit your list as much as you like until the deadline. Your choices are locked in after January 15.
4. No points shall be awarded for:
   1. prisoners with a possible sentence, who were incarcerated before January 15, 2025, and are lawfully executed. (Any other cause of death is fine.)
   2. celebrities publicly battling terminal cancer or other terminal diseases who were diagnosed before January 15, 2025, and die as a direct result of said cancer.
   3. high-profile terrorists that die of causes directly related to terrorist activities or military action However, full credit will be given if that person dies of an unrelated cause (murder, suicide, accident, etc.).

There are no prizes, only street cred.

Here is my list for 2025:

1. Steven Assanti
2. Dan Aykroyd
3. Beyonce
4. Henry Rollins
5. Bill Clinton
6. Reeethan Ralph
7. Tim Curry
8. Puff Daddy
9. Suge Knight
10. Dolly Parton
11. Bootsy Collins
12. Courtney Love
13. Chantal Sarault
14. Prince Harry
15. Frankie Avalon
16. Stockyard Channing
17. Johnny Knoxville (it'll be a surprise twist)
18. Pauly Shore
19. Garth Brooks
20. Eric Clapton
21. Ron Perlman
22. Janet Jackson
23. Rhonda Rousey
24. RuPaul
25. Sarah Paulson

Your turn, ghouls.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

1. Ted Danson
2. Clint Eastwood
3. Bruce Willis
4. Madonna
5. Bam Margera
6. Richard Dryphus
7. Cher
8. Steven Tyler
9. Howie Mandel
10. Frank Oz
11. Steven Segal
12. Sally Field
13. Neil Young
14. Jake Lloyd
15. Danny DiVito
16. Tim Allen
17. Marty Lang
18. Keffals
19. Alice Cooper
20. Paul McCartney
21. Dick VanDyke
22. Julie Andrews
23. King Charles
24. Miley Cyrus
25. Null

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I'm going to throw in causes too because it's fun there's no penalty for getting them wrong

1: Morgan Freeman (Old age)
2: Peter Cullen [guy who voices Optimus Prime] (Old age)
3: Mick Jagger (Complications from stroke)
4: Jeff Bezos (Assassinated by Luigi Mangione copycat)
5: Kevin Bacon (Not predicting an exact method, but it will be under suspicious circumstances regardless)
6: Bald and Bankrupt (Murdered in a South American country)
7: Ellen "Elliott" Page (Suicide)
8: Stavros Halkias (fat)
9: Shia LaBeouf (Crashes his car while drunk)
10: Barry Sanders (fall)
11: Martin Scorsese (Old age - Really don't want this one to pass but i have a feeling it will)
12: Young Thug (Drive by shooting)
13: Alec Baldwin (Karmic justice via accident on film set)
14: Nick Fuentes (Shot by an antifa member)
15: Sacha Baron Cohen (Caught up in Hamas terrorist attack while in Israel)
16: Elton John (Aneurysm)
17: Joe Biden (One of his organs fails a few months after his term ends)
18: Kanye West (Suicide whilst having mental episode)
19: Thomas Bangalter [the silver Daft Punk robot] (Plane crash)
20: Micah "Gretchen" Felker-Martin (has a meltdown over the Manhunt TV adaptation being "transphobic" and then kills himself lol)
21: Stevie Nicks (Old age)
22: Warren Buffett (Old Age)
23: Bob Odenkirk (Another heart attack on set like the one he had while filming Better Call Saul season 6 but this one actually does him in)
24: Joseph Gannascoli [Vito from the sopranos] (fat)
25: George Lucas (Heart attack)

 

[Solomon Bundy]

"Nature Boy" Ric Flair
Nancy Pelosi
Bill Clinton
Sean "P-Diddy" Combs
Nick Rikieta

 

[The Cunting Death]

Roger Waters