Inactive Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok - Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad

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idontwantthisbutok said:
Also things I can do

-walk
-hold a full time job
-work overtime at my full time job
-do standup comedy and poetry on the weekends
-go to parties
-travel to other places
-drive a car
-visit my friends
-put on my own shoes
-piss on my own
-etc.
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  • Die like a pig in hell
 
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PortsideDave said:
Hey now, dead whale carcasses are a boon for fish living in the deepest depths. I’d say chucking him into the ocean would be a net positive for sea life.
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Drawing this made me happy somehow.
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WhatNemesisMeans said:
We need a new poll on how his family is going to dispose of his bloated corpse. The zoo incinerator seems like the easiest way. Or maybe they'll just throw him into the ocean, it would be cheaper.
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They'll have to cut a hole in the wall of his house to get his body out.
Just skip all the steps and burn the house with his corpse in it
 
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Cybermorph said:
Realisticaly, how DO you dispose of a body of this magnitude? People several hundred pounds lighter than Chance have burned mortuaries down with their decaying corpulence. He will be a tremendous burden not only to the very end, but beyond, as well.
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I know there are specialized crematories to dispose of diseased cattle, Cows are at least 500 pounds so he probably wouldn't be as much of an outlier among them.
 
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Cybermorph said:
Realisticaly, how DO you dispose of a body of this magnitude? People several hundred pounds lighter than Chance have burned mortuaries down with their decaying corpulence. He will be a tremendous burden not only to the very end, but beyond, as well.
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This is not, so far as I know, shopped or doctored.

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Cybermorph said:
Realisticaly, how DO you dispose of a body of this magnitude?
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Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you?

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
 
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confidentialinformant said:
Chance has been admitted to the hospital and is in critical condition. He contracted a urinary tract infection that sent his body into sepsis (the body's overwhelming and life-threatening response to an infection where your blood starts clotting internally, making your blood circulation poor and your organs fail). He was admitted for a similar infection on July 20th, this one on his leg which he received subsequent surgery for.

Now that the infection is in full force, his kidneys have failed and today he has endured three hours of dialysis. He is currently on a breathing machine because of fluid that has accumulated in his lungs. He has not eaten in a few days and has not been able to drink water to the point of doctors were considering intubation.

He is currently receiving dialysis through a pick line in his jugular.

His family is struggling financially and asking for help via GoFundMe and his poor sister by his bedside through this entire experience and keeping friends/loved ones posted about Chance's condition. I can't help but wonder how the rest of his family is coping with this. They have purchased equipment for his recovery at home and according to Robin it's all "really, really expensive." I can imagine.
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I feel very sorry for the nurses and doctors trying to revive this degenerate pig.

I honestly wish i knew what really pleasures the gainer community, dying slowly or being unable to walk for decades?
 
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idontwantthisbutok said:
Boy do you live in Not America???? What don't you get about insurance? Jesus the alt right is dumber than I thought. So here's how insurance works. They pay a partial amount of your bills. Then you have bills leftover. I've been in the hospital for a month. My bill will be very large. If I have to stay past the 13th of June I lose my work insurance, so there is that as well. Oh also remember how I work full time and owe rent and utility money? God damn quit trying to JUSTICE me and go make a shitty avant garde skit.



What dont you all get about how my gainer persona is an exaggeration?
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Let it be known that his final message here was bitching about hospital bills. a fitting end.
 
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