Change of plans 3/15/19 - Goodbye 100 days of trying

[PiggyPie]

This cunt.
How can someone who looks like a bloated gorilla still act so fucking smug?

 

[MichaelScarn]

It's really hard for me to watch/follow/care about her at this point. Something has shifted. It's a mix of how boring and how morbid it is I think. Maybe Becky will find another meal ticket in Georgia and then Amber will be watchable again for the drama.

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

All I know is that this fatty eats 1200 calories before noon.

Oh honey booboo, its cute that you assume shes up before noon.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

So she failed this new plan after what 5 days?? Longer than Optavia lasted. Can't wait to see how long she sticks with the week worth of calorie counting.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Well, she looks beautiful, and I definitely can tell she's lost weight!

And I am definitely not a liar.

 

[Citroen]

She says she's spent the last "few weeks or months" binging every day and continuously gaining weight... but I thought our true and honest gorl had only gained 5 pounds since last fall.

 

[London Raine]

I never thought I'd see someone get so fat that their tongue gains so much weight that they can no longer keep it in their mouth.......Only our gorl.

 

[Sreee]

Let me guess, no live weigh in? Hamby is over 600 lbs...

 

[THOTto]

Let me guess, no live weigh in? Hamby is over 700 lbs...

FTFY

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Hahaha I haunt this subforum for apx. 15m per week & even I saw this coming.

 

[pinkbutterfly]

Yo, Amber. It doesn't fucking matter if it was a binge or not. Binging is just one of your many, many problems right now.

You're still 600lbs, and you still need to lose weight yesterday. Debating the technicalities of what to call some mashed potatoes is like asking what earrings to wear on the Titanic when everyone else is running for the lifeboats.

 

[Gorl68]

I'm just curious when she'll finally admit her weight. She's been denying it (Optavia vids where she said she did not gain) but in this vid she let it slip out that she's been binging nonstop for months and gaining weight continuously for a while recently, so the confession is probably coming up sometime soon.

 

[drtoboggan]

People must dare her to eat a lot.

 

[THOTto]

I'm just curious when she'll finally admit her weight. She's been denying it (Optavia vids where she said she did not gain) but in this vid she let it slip out that she's been binging nonstop for months and gaining weight continuously for a while recently, so the confession is probably coming up sometime soon.

She can’t stand on the scale. Her feet can’t get close enough for her to stand still and weigh in at this point. She can’t tell us because she has no idea. I doubt we’ll get a weigh in again. It’ll just be excuses from this point on.

 

[Gorl68]

Then she can just borrow from next weeks allotted calories booboo

Well if her lifespan is a third of the average persons then she can eat three times as much!

 

[pecansandies]

She can’t stand on the scale. Her feet can’t get close enough for her to stand still and weigh in at this point. She can’t tell us because she has no idea. I doubt we’ll get a weigh in again. It’ll just be excuses from this point on.

this. she's just making her weight up at this point and she really think she's fooling anybody. she's deadass gonna start vlogging from her bedbound state like "yall I didn't binge for 3 hours and when I stepped on the scale I lost 0.4 ellbees! I'm SO proud of myself so my current weight is 561.2" but her actual weight will be like 630lbs

 

[brainbarf]

She’s gonna set the weekly limit to 21.000 calories and stop counting on day two, so the math will be correct.

What is more (and there’s always more with Hamby) - counting days and whiteboards are totally the cure for any eating disorder. Seriously people, stop wasting time on doctors and therapists already.

 

[roxitp0w3rwuzdabest420]

Strap in gorls, we're BREAKING THE BINGE BARRIER!

Damn Elon how did you manage to get that big of a payload off the ground?

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

Amber: "bye, bye 3 pounds"
Pounds: "see you tomorrow gorl, and I'll bring a few friends!"

 

[Calling]

The worst part is she thinks she can recover from this.

This shit is dark.