Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Bill Evans 45]

She's fucked.

Not since Nader she isn't.

The CIA would never hire someone as dumb, lazy and worthless as chantal for anything.

Hear me out on this. I'm not saying she's aware she's a security asset, but what if the googly eye is really a camera implant that was done when she was passed out during Crackfest?

No idea what impact this has on his position with Murad, but I would be surprised if he continues to allow Prince Charmin to be associated with his definitely legit perfume business

He's sent Salah in ahead to create the FOB for the next business operation. Syria is an emerging market ripe for chinesium drop shippers to make their fortune.

Hopefully she will fall off of a minaret and take out those jihadis!

No way she makes it up all the steps to get to the top.

How did Smee, aunty Rasta, Natalie and Peetz fail to talk her out of this

Chantal is not the outlier in this group - they are all as dumb and ill informed as she is. We've seen them eat for fucks sake, it was like feeding time at the zoo. These people are not checking Reuters daily and probably couldn't find Syria on a map. I don't know how Buster tolerates them, he's by far the most intelligent of the group.

 

[Constellationzero]

The precise moment Chantal learned Salad was a *Syrian* living in Kuwait, she should've deleted and blocked him.

The precise moment when the barely sentient shoggoth slimed out of the jetway and the smell invaded Salad toss's nostrils in the concourse was when he should've teleported out of the airport and blocked Gunt on all social media.

But here we are.

The dipshitted scammer scamming himself on a second by second basis.

 

[JohnnyCake]

Has anyone mentioned the public bath houses? For 3 USD, you get a towel, soap, and access to hot water...in a public setting.

She's fucked. And the only thing she's fucking...is stupid.

I think even now, she can afford the $3 per month it would cost to keep her shower routine normal

 

[BronzeAgeOBrien]

DRIVING IN SYRIA

https://www.youtube.com/live/-zYHFPgllmo

live now

It's exactly what you think
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10:27 eta stream is dead. #1 export of Syria is human suffering
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Did they go to Jordan or Ass Anime?

I looked at the map and some pictures of the highway and Assaneneim is south of Damascus on the way to Jordan, so seems like they were on the M5 "highway' / International Highway heading south to...the Jordanian border? From Damascus that sign is showing the right turn toward Ass Anime. So guessing Salah's family place is in greater Damascus or a nearby city/ suburb which is why she said did you go to Damascus to Salah yesterday.

The blue signs match the M5 signs too.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/feb/19/road-trip-through-the-new-syria-idlib-aleppo-homs-damascus

eta the stream cutting out in a town called KEBAB / Khabab is peak Chantal

eta again bc I see JBAB on the highway sign in her stream and JBAB is between the M5 and ASS ANIME TOWN so she was definitely on M5 before the intersection w JBAB and ASS ANIME street

 

[Damp Noodle]

The new Syria mobile is not a Equus. Whoever googled that just looked up "Hyundai hood ornemant" as the Equus is the only Hyundai vehicle with a stock hood ornament. Except they dont use the H logo, they use a "lady" that is quite fancy.

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here is the best shot of the vehicle. You can see it is clapped out. So much so that the peice of trim that covers the center is just missing from teh dash board. That hood ornemant/ After market thing Aarabs buy and put on cus its fancy.
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What it is chat is a second generation Hyundai Santa Fe. The thing that is missing from the dashboard is the door to the little "glove box". as seen below above the clock. Likely a 2010 as shown below.

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Here is the parts diagram for that dashboard
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You can clearly see the little "sockets" from Chantals live.

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Fuck. Autistic people are fucking amazing.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

If Chantal does live through her "Syria Beeze", she is seriously going to be on many government's terrorist watch list.

If she tries to enter Canada or the US, she's going to be brought into a small room and seriously interrogated.
The reason ? "The Brides of the Islamic State" who were western women who met muslim men online and went to Syria and married them.
They were then indoctrinated as terrorists.

https://www.cbc.ca/documentaries/th...ies-to-join-isis-why-did-they-do-it-1.6207886

Read about Chantal's fellow Canadian Muslim Larper who went to Syria to be with her handsomest huzzband and what happened to her:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberly_Gwen_Polman

Not saying she won’t get some shit trying to come back to Canada but that example you gave was someone trying to migrate to ISIS held territory.

Technically, she is in an area controlled by the new Syrian regime, a government that Canada recognizes and wants to support

https://www.canada.ca/en/global-affairs/news/2025/02/joint-statement-on-syria.html

Salad boy ain’t an ISIS fighter and doubt she would be viewed as an ISIS bride.

 

[Stephan Kang]

I looked at the map and some pictures of the highway and Assaneneim is south of Damascus on the way to Jordan, so seems like they were on the M5 "highway' / International Highway heading south to...the Jordanian border? From Damascus that sign is showing the right turn toward Ass Anime. So guessing Salah's family place is in greater Damascus or a nearby city/ suburb which is why she said did you go to Damascus to Salah yesterday.

Chins had best hope that the exceedingly unique autism we feature here tracks her every move, because as one poster pointed out, most places say "keep your GPS tracker on so we can find you".

While we previously speculated on the odds of her dying due to her own incompetence regardless of where she was living were fun, there is a now a much more realistic opportunity for death to grab her. Syria is not the place to fuck around and find out.

I have always said I was going to persevere in order to see the ending, but no one, not even the most outrageous novelist, could have seen this final chapter playing out this way.

Edited to not double post a comment about @Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy 's thoughts: if, and I do mean IF, Chins ever shows back in up Canada alive, it won't take long in any town for her to be known as "the one who ran INTO Syria". The odds of her somehow improving her lot with this information on top of her usual behaviour is sending me, knowing the beady-eyed locals from Cornwall and their general suspicion of anyone who isn't both "from there" and a Highlander.

 

[Random Internet Person]

The new Syria mobile is not a Equus. Whoever googled that just looked up "Hyundai hood ornemant" as the Equus is the only Hyundai vehicle with a stock hood ornament. Except they dont use the H logo, they use a "lady" that is quite fancy.

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here is the best shot of the vehicle. You can see it is clapped out. So much so that the peice of trim that covers the center is just missing from teh dash board. That hood ornemant/ After market thing Aarabs buy and put on cus its fancy.
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What it is chat is a second generation Hyundai Santa Fe. The thing that is missing from the dashboard is the door to the little "glove box". as seen below above the clock. Likely a 2010 as shown below.

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Here is the parts diagram for that dashboard
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You can clearly see the little "sockets" from Chantals live.

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Edit: Final word, this is the only Hyundai of the era with the matching front hood lines that had a center storage like this.

So we’ve gone from a 10-15 year old car to a roughly 20 year old and change car. Can’t wait to see Salah try and flex that.

Chantal is not the outlier in this group - they are all as dumb and ill informed as she is. We've seen them eat for fucks sake, it was like feeding time at the zoo. These people are not checking Reuters daily and probably couldn't find Syria on a map. I don't know how Buster tolerates them, he's by far the most intelligent of the group.

Hasn’t it been well established already that Chantal, her family, Peetz, and even FFG and Bibi live in some small podunk backwoods part of Canada filled with its special brand of white trash? As was Nader before he moved in with Dee Dee?

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I hate to shit on everyone's parade but Chantal likely will not die due to Syria specific causes. While recovery is uneven, the places firmly under the Syrian Security Forces' control are pretty stable. Violence is largely limited to Homs and Latakia, and is mostly sectarian in nature, with Sunni militias taking the opportunity to get some genocide in on the Alawites before stability fully returns. Damascus, Idlib, and areas surrounding those cities are pretty well under control, with crime primarily being burglaries and car thefts. Far southern Syria is also pretty well secured, primarily by Druze militias, which have an alliance with the new Syrian government and are in the process of integrating. As for Salah claiming "missile strikes," he's totally full of shit. There have been no missile strikes remotely near Damascus. The only recent strike inside Syria at all was North of Idlib, about fifteen miles from the Turkish border (see: opposite side of the fucking country from Salah), carried out by a UK drone based out of Cyprus.

 

[Taser Confetti]

She's in Syria?
Live now

Shes with salah and Julia. He's guffawing in the background.
Salah is saying he's been hearing bombs and missiles?
There's no running water.... She's saying that's fine because she has to rough it? Cope in full effect.
She's marevlling that the streets have olive trees. No nashie trees tho.
She says she will be eating less. There's no fast food chains there!?
"This to me.. Is exciting!"
Says she had to show "the marriage thing" to "even get here"
They get a certain amount of electricity a day. Every 5 hours they get 1 hour of electricity. The power goes out often. They are using solar power. The grid is being rebuilt. "its economical!"
"It's not what you guys think at all"
Syria has "THE BEST HEALTHCARE IN THE WORLD" for the hour they get their electricity maybe

Hahaha! This bitch literally moved to ISIS territory.

Bombs and missiles though? I thought that war was over.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

She's in Syria?
Live now

Shes with salah and Julia. He's guffawing in the background.
Salah is saying he's been hearing bombs and missiles?
There's no running water.... She's saying that's fine because she has to rough it? Cope in full effect.
She's marevlling that the streets have olive trees. No nashie trees tho.
She says she will be eating less. There's no fast food chains there!?
"This to me.. Is exciting!"
Says she had to show "the marriage thing" to "even get here"
They get a certain amount of electricity a day. Every 5 hours they get 1 hour of electricity. The power goes out often. They are using solar power. The grid is being rebuilt. "its economical!"
"It's not what you guys think at all"
Syria has "THE BEST HEALTHCARE IN THE WORLD" for the hour they get their electricity maybe

https://www.youtube.com/live/_DZem38svTo

I've no idea who these clowns even are, but this has got to be the stupidest thing I've seen in months.

 

[Thankgodimnot]

Brilliant move by Salah. He can find a way to get this cow killed in Syria instead of being chained to her.

She was already gone. So, disagree. He didn't have to tell her where he is.
He didn't have to COMMUNICATE with her anymore, at all, after she left.
But he's just such a desperate loser like her, that he let her screw his life up, leaving him no choice but Syria to live for the rest of his life, and watched her lose views and money, listened to her squeak and squeal about how much she "mishesh her bayyyyy, her shweetest LOVE," over the phone, on YT, etc.

And he welcomed her back.
Even arranged for her travel directly to his home after Lebanon.

Never has a male been more desperate to not have to work for a living.
And never has a female been more desperate to show the world that a male (spectrum and severe retardation and Hyuck Hyuck and all) will accept money to exist under the same roof as she.

 

[Awssum Possum]

This bitch is retarded

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

So we’ve gone from a 10-15 year old car to a roughly 20 year old and change car. Can’t wait to see Salah try and flex that.

What happened to their Chinese fire hazard mobile? Was it just a loaner car for Salad to use as an Uber like people speculated? I find it hard that they could just bring it back to the dealership no problem if they signed a lease. Were they not allowed to take it to Syria? They allegedly used it to drive across the border to visa hop.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

This bitch is retarded

We have passed the point of retardation. We are living through the delusion and self immolation.

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

Will we get the Foodie Beauty Jihad arc where she becomes a member of ISIS and declares Holy war on the "hayders". Out of all the places to move to she ends up in one with the least amount of fast food. She's going to start complaining about being hungry soon enough.

 

[Stephan Kang]

I hate to shit on everyone's parade but Chantal likely will not die due to Syria specific causes. While recovery is uneven, the places firmly under the Syrian Security Forces' control are pretty stable. Violence is largely limited to Homs and Latakia, and is mostly sectarian in nature, with Sunni militias taking the opportunity to get some genocide in on the Alawites before stability fully returns. Damascus, Idlib, and areas surrounding those cities are pretty well under control, with crime primarily being burglaries and car thefts. Far southern Syria is also pretty well secured, primarily by Druze militias, which have an alliance with the new Syrian government and are in the process of integrating. As for Salah claiming "missile strikes," he's totally full of shit. There have been no missile strikes remotely near Damascus. The only recent strike inside Syria at all was North of Idlib, about fifteen miles from the Turkish border (see: opposite side of the fucking country from Salah), carried out by a UK drone based out of Cyprus.

Why must you be both the voice of reason and the thief of joy?

Of course we do need the reminder that Chins' cockroach luck will likely get us a few ISIS beezes before she hoping into Jordan to steal olives from the trees, then flee.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She said they weren't staying long term? Maybe she was afraid if she didnt get there before salad left then he would fuck off somewhere else without telling her where and then thats the end of her sham marriage. She has to keep that leash pretty short or he'll find some other white woman to fart on.

II am with Milk Tea that she is staying there long enough for them to move to Malaysia or any other place more stable. Even Salah knows that Syria is not a place safe enough to stay long term.

I agree with the others saying she didn’t plan this at all. I fully think she planned on staying in Canada until she got kicked out and that was her last ditch effort at finding a place there. Her family won’t put her up and she had nowhere to go.

Nothing was planned. She got a flat in Cornwall, buy a mattress, and an air conditioning unit, got a cat, then suddenly got rid of the cat, and bought a ticket to Syria. There is no planning, rational thought. If there is any shooting outside her place now, she would do a Jordan beeze.

 

[Wednesday Addams 666]

"Salah has a house here" gives me the same vibes as "the dog now lives at a big farm and gets to run around in a huge meadow all day."

Or Boxer the horse being loaded up in the truck in Animal Farm.

Take your pick.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

First of all, none of you loser morons have ever traveled outside of your dumb western town. When you step outside your air conditioned home all you see is the streets covered in drug addicts and drunks. In the Middle East, there are no drugs or alcohol and as a result it's better than everywhere else. You LOSERS simply can't imagine a life where you have to rough it without comforts. All of you are just born spoiled, you know nothing of the dunes and their trials. A well traveled Queen like Shauntell is completely foreign to you sit and spinning fools. Instead of looking at the negatives let's look at the positives since they need to be hammered into you dumb moron haters. There is no Jews FFG. In Syria, women are respected. Brown men will crowd around their beautiful Queens grabbing at their pockets to get a taste of a real woman, hotter than 90% of YouTube. They have the best healthcare available. NO ONE IN SYRIA EVEN HAS DIABETES. Most people actually LOSE WEIGHT in Syria. I don't understand the hate, it's pretty obvious most of this thread is just jealous. It's really cute everyone whining about her safety. Did you see what Jews FFG was capable of when Shontull was in Canada? At least in Syria she won't be attacked by racist cat charities, retard landlords that don't understand the past is the past and JEWS morons. Where's YOUR husband? Where's your TRAVEL? I guess have fun with your BOOZE and DRUGS and AIR CONDITIONING. Couldn't be me.