Characters you used to get a b*ner over as a kid

[Slumber Crasher]

Wanked off to my Oblivion High Elf chick once when I was 13. I regret nothing.

Considering how terrible the character creator in that game is, that, my friend, is an accomplishment.

Guess I have to add my own response now.

 

[Hyperion]

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[FedoraNinja35]

Every other girl in my school wanted Edward Cullen inside them. I, on the other hand, wanted to dry hump this...thing.

 

[odius]

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Not exactly boner, just weird fascination with.

Absolutely every single series, cartoon or whatever I ended up watching had some kind of growth or mutation shit in it? Probably started with Dragonball, granted giant apes aren't very exciting. But size growth was the definition of power in that series. During the Cell games Trunks literally said "too bulky to dodge".

Fuck all these Adventure Time copies, need more child-friendly body horror.

That said;

 

[Clown Baby]

He was such a dick.

 

[LoneCasshew]

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[King Zora]

 

[Elru]

Name a more iconic boner duo

I’ll wait

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[Varis]

Spoiler: i am such a nerd

hi gail

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[A Beached Whale]

Spoiler: I have a thing for dark hair

 

[SoGoose]

 

[Double Dragon]

Spoiler: !

Spoiler: !!

Spoiler: !!!

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[Implacable Birch]