Characters you used to get a b*ner over as a kid

[A Grey Cat]

Breaking from my affinity for red heads for a second Baby firefly from house of 1000 corpses

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I know they say never stick it in crazy but... damn.. nice ass and a fan of Golden age Hollywood? (Her fave movie star is Betty Davis) Plus the whole house of fucked up crazy shit everywhere isn't a detriment... mutilated dolls on the porch and dead cheerleaders in the tool shed are such a turn on.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Imagine being a modern young lad and your only options for this are becoming a weeb and wacking it to anime, getting into some obscure shit like manhua, or going after some calarts troonery. I pity the kids of this era.

 

[ChikoForce]

I used to drool over Pokemon Adventures' Lance (or Wataru, if you're a fucking weeaboo). I still can if I want, because he's canonically 21, so it's not paedophilia.

 

[Gutpuke]

She's gonna get ruined in the next expansion and I can't wait.

 

[CptnSnshn]

Joshua Connor Moon

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Hu Li from rush hour 2

 

[UnknownUser]

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Always and forever, the hottest Catwoman that ever was and ever will be.

She was so sexy she was cast as Big Mama for Metal Gear Solid 4, seeing as how the character Eva was her age when she played Catwoman she made a perfect actor and voice actor to portray the aged character. For a game that had many missteps the casting was not one of them.

 

[Cats]

it reeks of penis fumes in here

 

[Van Darkholme]

Nikki Cox in Unhappily Ever After

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

dude predicted fangirl bait, fite me

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

If being a 13 year old or so counts. Clay Puppington (he's the guy in the middle) I know it seems obvious but he's such a horrible man. He helped me realize I am a big faggot and I love him still, but I don't really get a boner over him now.

 

[KoldHardTruth]

Nikki Cox in Unhappily Ever After

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She showed a lot of skin for that time period.

 

[The Un-Clit]

If being a 13 year old or so counts. Clay Puppington (he's the guy in the middle) I know it seems obvious but he's such a horrible man. He helped me realize I am a big faggot and I love him still, but I don't really get a boner over him now.

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I would have thought a faggot would prefer Daniel(le) Stopframe, but maybe he's a bit too fabu for those who like manly gay puppets.

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

I would have thought a faggot would prefer Daniel(le) Stopframe, but maybe he's a bit too fabu for those who like manly gay puppets.

Clay is a semi twink though. But for whatever reason my teenage brain was like "Holy fuck he's hot" and yeah, here I am.

 

[Van Darkholme]

She showed a lot of skin for that time period.

Kelly Bundy was like that too (both shows are by the same writer, go figure)

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

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dude predicted fangirl bait, fite me

you're gay.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

you're gay.

I'm a lesbian?

 

[The Cunting Death]

If being a 13 year old or so counts. Clay Puppington (he's the guy in the middle) I know it seems obvious but he's such a horrible man. He helped me realize I am a big faggot and I love him still, but I don't really get a boner over him now.

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he's like me in the sense that "i'll fuck anyone who gives me the time of day."

 

[Stoneheart]

Nikki Cox in Unhappily Ever After

thats the married with children rip off right?

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

First dude I had a crush on was Kevin from Ben10. I used to pause the tv when he was on and make out with the screen. Yes I did get diagnosed with autism.
Then I started simping for Ellis from l4d and Dante from Dmc3 when I got older