Characters you used to get a b*ner over as a kid

[Ashenthorn]

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I had a crush on 7 when I was a kid. 10/10 waifu material

The creators had her marry Chakotay, which is bs.

Dax was hotter.

And Niles Crane from Frasier >.>

Roz was hotter. Her voice alone gives me a boner.

 

[ditto]

Not only was Red Alert 2 a fantastic game, but Tanya was such a fun character. RA2 Tanya is best Tanya! Needless to say, the fond childhood memories 15 year old Fougaro had with both the game and the various softcore porn clips starring Tanya's actress Kari Wührer would set the foundation for my future fondness of Revy from Black Lagoon.

Pity that Kari's character pretty much ruined Sliders.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I remember reading somewhere that commercials in Europe will show full-on tits but not violence at the same level as America does because the cultural taboos regarding nudity and violence are switched around between the regions. Is that true?

Movie ratings used to not care about nudity that much, tits in a movie, eh, is it a comedy? Violence though... That's why in Sweden "American Pie" isn't R rated but is ok for 7 year olds accompanied by their parents while "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" have the same age rating(15) as Basic Instict, Bound, Porky's and softcore porn like Emmannuelle, Bolero etc.

 

[Sundae]

This bombshell from Saved by the Bell:

Sometimes I miss the 90s...

 

[glass_houses]

This bombshell from Saved by the Bell:

Sometimes I miss the 90s...

Wait, you mean you fapped to an actual human being? You fucking deviant.

 

[Pina Colada]

I never got into Hetalia (not because of the fujos at the time), but I couldn't resist that bratwurst.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

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I never got into Hetalia (not because of the fujos at the time), but I couldn't resist that bratwurst.

There were a lot of cuties on that show imo

 

[Shield Breaker]

 

[NARPASSWORD]

GUH HUH

 

[Billy_Sama]

This bombshell from Saved by the Bell:

Sometimes I miss the 90s...

My friend found a large shirt of her, (He is a big guy) and I think he wore it to a Phish jam.

 

[Pee Cola]

Velma.

I've always had a thing for chicks with glasses. That, and a tight sweater is way more alluring than cleavage ahoy. Because mystery.

 

[Muzzilicious]

DBZ - Perfect Cell Theme

Song name:Perfect Cell Theme Artist:Bruce Faulconer Album:Best of DBZ vol.3 Track#:5 (Perfect Cells Theme Song)

www.youtube.com

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Secretly, I wanted these two to kiss.

 

[chaosrevolutions]

I'm gonna make this quick as honestly this makes me face palm so hard but hey we all had our favorites growing up.

I'll first start with anime crush I'm only going with the first crush.

Melfina from Outlaw Star. the scene where she was healing Gene inside the pod just.. wow so romantic.

and now for a quick rundown of "fictional girls who made me breath funny"

Spoiler: Sasami/Tsunami? fuck it they are the same person! Tenchi Universe

Sorry Ayeka but Sasami is cuter and god damn does she blossom!

Spoiler: Kiki Rosita 08th MS Team

Just look at those legs and how flexible she is.

Spoiler: Mutio Blue Submarine No.6

To be honest I was exposed to monster girls much earlier in my life thanks to Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School but I didn't "awaken" till much later. she kinda reminded me of a zora to be honest lol.

Spoiler: Krystal Star Fox Adventures

if you say you didn't stare at that body with those markings and tattoos your full of it. may be a furry but she has the bod!

Spoiler: Mizore/Tsurara Shirayuki Rosario + Vampire

I seem to have a thing for monster girls and oldstyle japanese clothes. Irony is I have a thing for the Ice Girl but I have Raynaud's disease.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Velma.

I've always had a thing for chicks with glasses. That, and a tight sweater is way more alluring than cleavage ahoy. Because mystery.

Mystery like... Mystery Inc?

I'm gonna make this quick as honestly this makes me face palm so hard but hey we all had our favorites growing up.

I'll first start with anime crush I'm only going with the first crush.

Melfina from Outlaw Star. the scene where she was healing Gene inside the pod just.. wow so romantic.

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Melfina was alright, but aside from the android schtick she was kinda just a stereotypical shrinking violet anime waifu without much to her. Aisha was the clear queen of fanservice, but best girl for me was always Hot Ass Ice Hilda.


Few female characters reach this level of "badass who could kick a man's ass with no special powers" without it feeling fake and forced. There's something very sexy about one who can pull it off.

Spoiler

Such a shame she only lasted four episodes.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

 

[The Un-Clit]

Gotta go with the "Get In Shape, Girl!" girls. Hey, I was 11. Don't judge.

By the end of 30 seconds, just as the girl bends over at the end of the commercial, I was busting my nut. I'd usually nut 2 to 3 times in a given day after school depending on how many times the commercial aired.

Little did I realize the bad lesson I was teaching myself in cumming in 30 seconds flat. It took a lot of retraining with a very patient girlfriend many years later to fix it.

 

[Hate]

 

[Digital Thunder]

Rosalina and Mikuru Asahina (especially the adult version, with the latter). I was also super fixated on Yumi out of HiHi Puffy AmiYumi.

 

[Dom Cruise]

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She was hot and so were the girls in Jak 2.