Characters you used to get a b*ner over as a kid

[Job the Long-Suffering]

 

[Magikoopa]

I had a crush on Banjo before I was old enough to process what the feeling was and it translated accordingly as I grew

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I'd give her my Excalibur.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

 

[Carlos Thin]

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[DoomsdayElite]

 

[Pillar of Autism]

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

suddenly remembered that some kinda cheap, possibly Canadian cartoon I saw in my childhood had a sort of Fu Manchu-derivative villain I found nice

Hey, in case anyone cares, I found out who it was, and it was animated Ming the Merciless from that awfull Defenders of the Earth cartoon. Seeing as how cartoon is so sucky, I do not recall shit fuck about it, also, unlike Mandarin, the guy no longer looks that nice to me...

 

[DeeDee Megadoodoo]

 

[A Grey Cat]

Redhead
Hella thicc
Perfect figure check
Also Dat hip shake 0_0

 

[mucksnake]

Xenia from Goldeneye.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I know it's a cliche thats so old even American pie made a joke about it but.... Ariel from little mermaid

Can't believe those fuckers are black washing her... fucking jungle bunny is not my waifu

 

[BerriesArnold]

Dorothy from Big O was cool. Dry and witty dark humor. Also, cyborg points

 

[DoomsdayElite]

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Diana from Martin Mystery.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

All of them. Lara Croft and her pyramid tits, Pink Ranger (Kimberly?), April O'Neil with her busty...suit? I don't know what fuck she's wearing, actually.

Can't forget Mimi, Misty, and Sakura from Digimon/Pokemon/Card Captors.

I'm not a furry but early boners popped for basically any female form. So, that girl rabbit from Space Jam and Sally Acorn/Amy from Sonic were looking alright. Even fucking Candy Kong roused my interest lmao. I think the last furry girl I liked was Krystal from Star Fox. That one's a bit shameful and even I knew it was weird since I wasn't a little kid anymore.

 

[Overly Serious]

When I was a kid I used to watch Frasier and have recently started re-watching some of it. It hasn't aged much and is still one of the best examples of its genre there is. Watching also brought back memories of a childhood crush I had forgotten:

She dressed in the ugly way that only really beautiful people can get away with. And I loved her character. Frankly, even just her voice does it for me:

 

[Angry Canadian]

There's nothing sexier than a little mystery.

 

[purple mattress]

nothing sexy or funny she just made me bisexual

 

[Starscreams Cape]

Always and forever, the hottest Catwoman that ever was and ever will be.