Charting Amber's Weight Gain Thread - Graphinglynn

Mr Foster said:
I wonder how Hamby feels knowing she will never dance like that again, and it's all her fault?
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She has an amazing ability to just accept everything, like "wellp, guess this is my new normal now" every time she declines. There is no bottom, she just goes with the flow because life happens to her and she has no control over it so might as well have some more orange chicken.
 
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Purple Pepsi said:
According to her recent Instagram story, she's up to 570 elbees. Do you think she'll make it to the big 600 before summer starts?
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Seen her latest video? Compared to where she claimed 570 at first her face got a lot more puffy. No way she is still only 570. Question is will she admit she is 600 by summer or deny and claim 571, that 1 elbee making her really puffy in waterweight.
 
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Just wondering if there is a photographic timeline to help visually track Amber's weight gain? If not, is there enough full body shots in existence to construct such a thing?
 
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vanilla_pepsi_head said:
Just wondering if there is a photographic timeline to help visually track Amber's weight gain? If not, is there enough full body shots in existence to construct such a thing?
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There are full body shots snuck in here and there. But one would need to go not only through a shitload of Amber vids but also Erics vids. Or have exceptional memory.
 
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Francis Dollarhyde said:
There are full body shots snuck in here and there. But one would need to go not only through a shitload of Amber vids but also Erics vids. Or have exceptional memory.
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Well, once I replace my laptop and feel like being aggressively unproductive it looks like I may have found myself a new project. I can't see any difference in her face but it seems like she might have a somewhat harder time hiding her chins with filters/angles now so I might include some headshots but I'll see how it goes.
 
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vanilla_pepsi_head said:
Well, once I replace my laptop and feel like being aggressively unproductive it looks like I may have found myself a new project. I can't see any difference in her face but it seems like she might have a somewhat harder time hiding her chins with filters/angles now so I might include some headshots but I'll see how it goes.
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Oh, there's been a massive difference in her face even since she got with Becky. When she first started out she looked, dare I say, normal. She was obese to be sure, but she still had relatively human proportions. There have been a couple of comparisons here and there, but not a full on autistic rundown which is absolutely called for.
 
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This year's gain was nowhere near as spectacular as last year.
She also weighed in a lot less, and oftentimes wouldn't show the scale.

Still gonna keep my spreadsheet going though, in hopes that she'll do something fat or interesting for 2020.
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If someone remembers Becky weighing in this year, let me know & I'll add that in.
 
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Whale Watcher said:
This year's gain was nowhere near as spectacular as last year.
She also weighed in a lot less, and oftentimes wouldn't show the scale.

Still gonna keep my spreadsheet going though, in hopes that she'll do something fat or interesting for 2020.
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If someone remembers Becky weighing in this year, let me know & I'll add that in.
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I think her weight gain this year has been extremely spectacular for those of us who can actually see lol

Going by her frankly deluded self-reports, not so much

I'd love to see how differently the graph would plot if Albert actually did something controversial, like, idk, tell the truth
 
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