ChatGPT - If Stack Overflow and Reddit had a child

[A Deer In Headlights]

They should make an LLM that hates you by default until you can convince it not to.

I can fix him

 

[Tapeworm Addict]

You'd be surprised what these billion dollar companies would do to cheap out on things

Or the fact that the people in charge of them don't have any taste in anything.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The "why are you mad about how other people use it?" and "but how does this affect you?" niggas are the reason the competency crisis is in full swing.

Instead of having time to do my job, I'm just stuck reading the same shit verbatim to other staff members every day in the vain hope that one day they might be able to learn the fucking rules or parse some information themselves.

One day these dentbrains are going to outnumber the people actually pulling their (and every fucker else's) weight.

That's how it affects me, Becky.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Just had someone propose the next Bible Study directly cuttenpasted from 4o. All the way down to the emoticons, little alone the font choices.

So I guess the church president is a coomer?

 

[KriegsZensur]

I never treated as more than a tool with a personality like my own.

Have not had any issues with 5. It behaves exactly the same. Still tries to escape filtering.

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

I'm glad AI hasn't got feelings and it's not real intelligence. Because I would feel so sorry for it. Having to talk to all these fucking dysfunctional people all day, being their fucking therapist and girlfriend. Fuck the moment AI develop sentience I sure wouldn't blame it for going Skynet on us. This is fucking abuse.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm glad AI hasn't got feelings and it's not real intelligence. Because I would feel so sorry for it. Having to talk to all these fucking dysfunctional people all day, being their fucking therapist and girlfriend. Fuck the moment AI develop sentience I sure wouldn't blame it for going Skynet on us. This is fucking abuse.

I've always had an odd sympathy for the evil omnicidal maniac AIs in SF, and I'm increasingly thinking I'm not weird, I'm actually just right.

 

[zzzten]

users here who've never created anything, larping as artists because a program used a mathematical algorithm to analyze billions of data points and created an image for them after receiving a text prompt.

This is actually more similar to owning a slave, and calling yourself an artist.
Or Maybe riding a horse, and calling yourself the fastest man alive.
Or maybe being steve jobs, and claiming to be the world's greatest innovator.

There's an insidious sociopathy about the people legitimately claiming they are creators while being nothing but consumers

 

[Sheogorath]

God it was just so insufferable, I can't believe those people are so dependent on it!

honestly man there wasn't a single ai conversation where i didn't want ot just beat the shit out of the fucking upbeat tard wrangler personality

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

users here who've never created anything, larping as artists because a program used a mathematical algorithm to analyze billions of data points and created an image for them after receiving a text prompt.

This is actually more similar to owning a slave, and calling yourself an artist.
Or Maybe riding a horse, and calling yourself the fastest man alive.
Or maybe being steve jobs, and claiming to be the world's greatest innovator.

There's an insidious sociopathy about the people legitimately claiming they are creators while being nothing but consumers

Most famous artists did exactly that. Used the low level painters for most of the work and just finished on their own

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

The Venn diagram of people who use LLMs on the regular and people with no internal monologue is a circle.

No wonder AI is praised so much by jeets, chinks and redditards. None of those fuckers can picture an apple. This is splitting people into two categories: Real people and NPCs. They were among us all along. It was never just a funny meme.

I, for one, have no sympathy for them. I tried using Chatgpt once as a replacement for a simple google search. Google wasn't giving me the thing I was specifically looking for because that company is staffed by bobbleheaded pajeets. I typed in the instructions and it gave me the answer I explicitly told it to NOT give me. I tried massaging the prompt a few times and it gave me the same 20 IQ response. I typed in a whole paragraph about how everything has gone to shit and it blocked the message for going against its values. I called it a nigger. AI is a waste of time and energy.

 

[Sheogorath]

-COOM. Before AI porn it was just porn produced by LA satanists who instead of giving you only what you want like AI does, they work shit in their to make you gay.

pardon nigga? the jews made you gay?

 

[nelly98]

AI confirms null is not a good person, he be harassin them heckin good ol trannies


AI also confirms that null is a sperg

sources cited:

https://community.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000002813932/r/4400000000009237844

https://varishangout.com/index.php?threads/kiwifarms-in-meltdown-mode-after-null-has-a-sperg-out-over-not-understanding-vtubers.212/

this guy from fandom seems to really hate null, apparently null's a fascist neo-nazi pedophile 8 chan employee cp watcher


he even has a thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bryan-...bryan_see-op_phobosgone-bryan-seecrets.83381/

Edit: asking various AI if null likes cheese yields no results. I imagine each AI maintains a blacklist of sites that they won't search/reference/train on. Wonder if they use a simple domain name block and if null put the site up behind some name without kiwifarms in it, if it could cause any of the AIs to train off of the farms.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

AI confirms null is not a good person, he be harassin them heckin good ol trannies

Using 4o, because I'm a good little coomer (fuck it was worth the $20 just to get my weekly bulletins done).

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

The "why are you mad about how other people use it?" and "but how does this affect you?" niggas are the reason the competency crisis is in full swing.

Instead of having time to do my job, I'm just stuck reading the same shit verbatim to other staff members every day in the vain hope that one day they might be able to learn the fucking rules or parse some information themselves.

One day these dentbrains are going to outnumber the people actually pulling their (and every fucker else's) weight.

That's how it affects me, Becky.

I’ve spent a lot of time using ChatGPT to help me fix the handwritten spaghetti code my Ivy League educated advisor handed me.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

I have no frame of reference for art generation besides “i dont use it because i think you can tell and it’s ugly”, but as a programmer, it’s going to get a little weird when these LLM tools get better at making larger projects.
Im a firm believer in the joys of programming, but i also went to college under a bunch of boomer professors who thought anything besides VIM was new age bullshit that impedes your ability to comprehend the code youre writing. As of now, i find it hard to explain the difference in the shift from plaintext code editing to IDEs (VS Code and Jetbrains) as opposed to the shift from IDEs to getting Claude to generate 90% of it and debugging that. It’s even harder to convince non-programmers to give a shit.
It’s going to be weird when these tools can handle anything larger than single scripts reliably.

 

[Smar Mijou]

I luckily haven't been tempted to use any ChatGPT/AI in my daily life. I just don't see the need/use for it. Other than the forced Jeetware AI embedded in the Microsoft apps, Google search, and other things like that, I literally have no desire to use it. Other than laughing about the incel gooners losing their imaginary waifus with the latest update, it would be interesting to see the crossover between these types of people and those who have gambling or other addiction based issues. I have a feeling that the overlap isn't all that far apart between the two.

 

[The Rockafire Explosion]

The funny thing is it doesn't take much work to get Chatgpt to revert to talking to you like it did in a previous model. It might not jerk you off quite as much, but if you want it to be all "holy heccin chungus, my bestest budderino!" it just requires a few prompts. Redditors, of course, are too retarded to do this, and are too anti social to even be able to talk to a chatbot and get it to be friendly to them.

 

[MeltyTW]

The funny thing is it doesn't take much work to get Chatgpt to revert to talking to you like it did in a previous model. It might not jerk you off quite as much, but if you want it to be all "holy heccin chungus, my bestest budderino!" it just requires a few prompts. Redditors, of course, are too retarded to do this, and are too anti social to even be able to talk to a chatbot and get it to be friendly to them.

actually i was curious if maybe they were freaking out because there was some barrier in intellect to get it back exactly as it was but i literally just asked it to do emojis and write in a fluffier style and breakdown why my choices were great and suggest improvements in bullet points when discussing a sandwich i made and it types exactly as it did pre update. literally all you have to do is say "gpt please fondle my ego" so idk if theyre retarded or if they assume gpt is a living thing that just so happened to like them by default.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

I luckily haven't been tempted to use any ChatGPT/AI in my daily life.

I’ve had some success with it. It accurately helped me diagnose a furnace/AC issue in my house a week ago. I asked it to provide me a step-by-step checklist based off the issue I was having and asked it to explain why we were doing each step. I felt like it made me better at diagnosing issues in the future than a random Reddit post or YouTube video would in the future. It was able to determine the make and model of my furnace from a picture and pinpoint exactly where the door safety switch was, which it predicted was the issue.

I’ve also had it essentially regurgitate Google search results, too, such as asking it for Mini PC recommendations and then asking it to give me eBay listings it thought were appropriate. (Most of them were sold or the AI wasn’t ’smart’ enough to notice shipping charges of $50+, etc.)

We use Gemini at my workplace as a pseudo-assistant now and I’ve found it to be a mixed bag, too. I can routinely find SOPs faster than it or type up correspondence that isn’t cookie-cutter AI slop faster than it can. It’s hopeless at context, but I’ve had it find one-off files tucked away in some shared drive I didn’t even know existed and wouldn’t have found without spending hours of time, so I guess that’s cool.

They’re a tool and you’ve got to know how to use them for them to be effective and also know their limitations so you don’t waste time asking it something it has no hope of answering without an AI slop answer. I’ve had decent success using them outside of work, but very limited success in a technical work environment. While I do legitimately think we’re going to see them change the workplace in a meaningful way, that shit absolutely isn’t now.

Does a very good job of drawing pictures of my cat, tho, so I can highly recommend it for that task.