CHAZ/CHOP: Autonomous No Cop Zone and Commune Declared In Seattle - Render unto Warlord Raz what is owed to Warlord Raz

[I Love Beef]

Class of '99. Only instead of punks and goth gangs going at it, it's incels and closet criminals. Or is this more like Escape from NY? Escape from Seattle more like it.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Why do that when it's more entertaining to watch them implode in a civil war 2.5?

Because a bunch of fat exceptional individuals raiding Troonblinka 2.0 would be hilarious to watch.

 

[Xerxes IX]

This is just the pozzed version of the Paris Commune, and I doubt it'll last nearly as long.

 

[Punished Magician]

Any bets on how long until the first murder?

My bet is that it already happened

 

[TV's Adam West]

Does the Optics look good for Republicans or we are not using optics waiting till we trump loses the election to reestablish order. They know this is push for a food desert in that area and I repeat no wants a food Desert .

Screw your optics, I'm going in.

 

[Terrifik]

They posted their list of demands a few hours ago:

We don't Negotitate with Terrorist & all you will be given is gebs to the blacks.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

So, who here wants to lay siege to and/or invade CHAZ with me?

Pass, it's more entertaining to watch them fall apart on stream.

 

[Ersatz Goods]

I think I'd rather live in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. Much cleaner, safer, and less chance of getting molested by Commies and mutants.

 

[Spamy the Bot]

This is going on with the consent of the city. They got into city hall due to a council woman (a literal avowed communist) letting them in.

I just hate the 21st century. It's so fake and gay.
Also I expected the asdencancy of a privatised police state to be more dramatic than a not-even the flu bro disease that will totally kill everybody and the ocassional chimp-out aided by antifa (which only exists because the media and state collaborate in letting it happen.)

 

[Recoil]

I think I'd rather live in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. Much cleaner, safer, and less chance of getting molested by Commies and mutants.

CHEZ > CHAZ

 

[tehpope]

A Reminder: a similar event happened in Portland back in 2017. It lasted 5 weeks and the city had to foot the bill for it. It was a biohazard site afterwards for a bit.

Forget Trump, Bezos is probably not going to stand for this. Amazon's HQ is directly in the city, just north of downtown. Microsoft's main HQ is in the eastern suburbs, so Gates probably doesn't mind.

Amazon said they were making HQ2 in Virigina / DC not too long ago. If shit gets too bad in Seattle, he can just up and move Amazon HQ to HQ2. I bet the business leaders of Seattle are probably sending messages to Inslee and Jenny Durkan.

Then again, Virginia is too hot right now too. So who knows. Also Nintendo of America is in Redmon as well.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Joining the the choir of voices saying this shit ain't gonna work out. Going after police pensions and the courts is a great way for them to go even more mask off than they already had been. Not to mention the natty guard's already active. Way I see it some executive figurehead is going to tell them to disperse and if they don't they'll just be sieged until they run out of food or energy.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

This is gonna go splendidly

 

[Kane Lives]

Joining the the choir of voices saying this shit ain't gonna work out. Going after police pensions and the courts is a great way for them to go even more mask off than they already had been. Not to mention the natty guard's already active. Way I see it some executive figurehead is going to tell them to disperse and if they don't they'll just be sieged until they run out of food or energy.

Imagine the Twitter meltdowns we'll get as they livetweet their starvation in real time. Cut the food but not the wifi, I'd say.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

This is going on with the consent of the city. They got into city hall due to a council woman (a literal avowed communist) letting them in.

Forget Trump, Bezos is probably not going to stand for this. Amazon's HQ is directly in the city, just north of downtown. Microsoft's main HQ is in the eastern suburbs, so Gates probably doesn't mind.

If i were Trump i would not call; indeed, if anyone from Seattle calls I'd put them on hold for an hour then instruct my secretary to say "I'm sorry, he's busy, may I take a message?" You don't interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.

 

[nohull]

My intuition is telling me that at least 41% of the members of the commune will eventually die due to friendly fire.
Call it a premonition.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Imagine the Twitter meltdowns we'll get as they livetweet their starvation in real time. Cut the food but not the wifi, I'd say.

It's Seattle, some commie will send a drone to airdrop food while the NG blows it out of the sky with a well placed shot.

 

[Rei is shit]

Oh god that list of demands is so exceptional. Rent control to stop gentrification... Black doctors to treat black patients... but the funniest is;

"Federal government launch a full-scale investigation into past and current cases of police brutality in Seattle and Washington "

They want DRUMPF to crack down on Seattle

 

[nohull]

 

[Ersatz Goods]

My money says they scatter and start begging for their lives the minute the National Guard fires a warning shot. Or the minute they can't get their Starbucks. Also put me down in the dead pool for the first death or homicide happening within 48 hours.