You know. I've gotten to thinkin with my gooie grey stuff that's in my skull cavity. What if this works?
Hear me out. I know that's as of right now impossible. BUT. What if someone managed to get these fucks organized like a functional commune and started working towards institutionalization, turned the CHAZ into the CHIC (Capitol Hill Institutionalized Commune), got them to declare the capitol building their center, leave the park, maybe do a nice little tree plantation effort there instead to please the ecologists, change that farm for a vertical farm with plots on and around that building for flowers and small plants that can be sold, create work groups and an actual hierarchy that includes this little reunion thing as their "decision taking" body starting with a proper problem-proposal-debate-voting system moderated by an elected judge then letting this freestyle bollocks go on once that's done with. And basically drove them full actual communist proper commune with a focus on arts and crafts and trade that tries to integrate surrounding buildings peacefuly and through actual negotiation (going after empty lots and shit like that) and so on.
Think about it. If it doesn't work because they slowly reject the new system they show that as King of the Hill said they are lazy fucks with no credibility, redpilling people en masse. And if it somehow against all odds does work then now these dem fucks that have been supporting this will have an actual fucking commune stuck right up their ass occupying their seat of power, trying to integrate their bloody city and probably acting directly against their interests as the radical left and the DNC have some really important key discrepancies about many polices.
How did the saying go? Sometimes the worst thing you can do to someone is give them what they claim they want? I know. I know. Rainbows. But man part of me wants that to happen. Just because that'd be such a hilarious fucking mess politically that it'd be entertaining for ages. Weaponized autism? Nah, weaponized lolcowism. We're going to the next level.
Do it. Fuckin' DO IT. DOOOOOO IT. What are you waiting for? JUST DO IT. 
MWAH! Perfection.
