What the hell is wrong with these retards? Do they not realize that any truck is a food truck if you put food in it?
Think about it. How many old pickup trucks can you buy on Craigslist with $100,000?
Look, perfectly good Nissan, a little guardrailed but nothing serious:
nissan king cab pick up. 176K miles. Runs very good, good tires, interior good. A/C works good....
seattle.craigslist.org
Now, buy $98,500 in food and put it in the Nissan, a few pallets at a time. There. There's your fucking food truck.
These people really are victims of magical thinking. Note the totemic association between food trucks and food, as if you can't make any other kind of truck into a food truck. You
need to have the actual commercial variety of food truck, with a full kitchen inside and everything. You can't just put together a simple portable kitchen and throw it in the back of a cheap pickup. It has to be a "food truck".
Seattle homeless are like seagulls. They can be resourceful and aggressive, and anything that looks vaguely like "free food" will be quickly overwhelmed by their numbers. CHAZ don't stand a prayer against them.