CHAZ/CHOP: Autonomous No Cop Zone and Commune Declared In Seattle - Render unto Warlord Raz what is owed to Warlord Raz

got some good news
So my friend called me and texted pics my cat made it out of observation. She's been released back to my friend. To prevent further escape my friend took down the cat balcony. I'm still coming to seattle to get my cat. She'll be coming home with me, and I called my landlord in NYC and begged them to let my beloved cabbit stay in my apartment. they said yes Travel won't be an issue as she's very comfortable in my cat bag, as long I am near her she won't be stressed and she loves being carried in the cat bag. this cat is important to me, she has lived a long time with me.
Godspeed, catfriend!
 
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Based Black Man waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were clowns in the hood. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Meyer Durkan were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Based was a Capitol Hill dweller for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the youtubes and he said to dad "I want to be on the tubes, daddy."
Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE EATEN BY CLOWNS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the CHOP he knew there were clowns.
"This is Durkan," the radio crackered. "You must not fight the clowns!"
But John gotted his face paint and ended up Youtube.
"HE GOING TO KILL US," said the clowns!
"I will debate him," said the Antifa and he fired the talking points. Based debated at him and tried to own him with facts and logic and not being a LARPing commie fuck. But then the stream ended and they were trapped and not able to debate.
"No! I must kill the clowns," he shouted!
The radio said "No, Based. You are the clowns."
And then, Based was a clown.
 
Must you rain on our gawking?

It's Seattle. It almost always rains here.

We know it is small but Seattle had a geographic lolcow. Now the politicians have to clean up its cow pies.

I get it, I wasn't trying to be a downer - just trying to answer some of the runaway speculating and LARPing happening here. Some kiwis be dooming over CHAZ, and that's actually pretty funny, dooming over a bunch of homeless junkies in a shitty neighborhood as if most of Seattle even noticed. Don't become a angry reflection of the idiots you are supposed to be laughing at.

Other farmers in the northwest can add but...
The shootings in this area isnt new, Capitol Hill always has a few every summer. And stories of outsiders coming in and messing around with minorities isn't new . We get a few stories every year of big mean alt-rights from deep white suburbs of Kent or Enumclaw or something and roughing up gays or big mean frat brogrammers coming up the hill from Belltown and roughing up gays, and it's always a exageration or even lie. A drunk fight starts between a meathead and a fierce, sarcastic gay guy, meathead calls fierce gay a fag or something, a gay person who can't fight starts slapping or throws a limp-wristed punch and then gets dropped and its reported as a hate crime targeting gays and all of Seattle clutches their pearls and wrings there hands.

In fact and other longtime Seattle kiwis let me know if you remember, didn't old mayor Schell blame the Mardi Gras murder about 20 years ago on outsiders from Kent. Oh shit - I just went and lookd it up - Seattle's Mardi Gras riot of 2001. From the summary, emphasis mine:

The police department's lack of intervention during the disturbance led to allegations of police misconduct. Responses during and after the event by both the Mayor and Chief of Police were met with intense scrutiny. The violence led to a moratorium on large Mardi Gras celebrations in the city and tarnished the neighborhood's reputation.


LOL how shit changed in 20 years, Seattle PD damned if they do damned if they don't. This cost Mayor Schell his job because he was sleeping and his chief ordered the cops to not do anything for fear of inciting even more violence. But newspapers at the time, even really liberal ones like The Stranger and Seattle Weekly, all reported that attacks were black-on-white attacks and racially motivated. Most newspapers had pictures of a black dude with brass knuckles or pictures of black groups surrounding whites and pounding on them. One white kid from Auburn, Kris Kime, died of injuries from stomping when he tried to rescue a lone woman being accosted and groped, and this cost Schell his job in the next election.

Sorry for the sperg, just thought it was interesting how things have changed for the Seattle PD. Most of the non-homeless CHAZ activists who really beleive in the cause were babies or not even born in 2001.

Also, don't forget Tuba Man. That poor dude.
 
AWOL Grunts are normally shitbags and not very smart. Taking up the CHAZ cause and getting arrested or put in a shooting scenario is probably the opposite of what they are looking for. Why go AWOL to get out of work to go do the same thing for no pay? Not to say they don't have training but they clearly lack organization and leadership. There are creative ways to train like you outlined with no equipment but I doubt they are doing anything like that. Play stupid games win stupid prizes and all that.
Rather over estimate than underestimate. Plus, i remember a few gang members who went in for the training they brought. And the team handling it cant let a lot of stray bullets go around the city. I mean, even with untrained niggas mout operations with a 60% casualty rate was a success. Its just going to be a mess.
 
Civil Defense Guard of Washington State (CDGWA) @CDGWAHQ tweeted this out today: an earlier Podcast interview with MrMadison on Soundcloud

https://soundcloud.com/yeahbutstill/episode-243-live-from-the-autonomous-zone-feat-james-madison

There was actually a big gender reveal party during this interview, because MrMadison revealed that his superior at the CHAZ is a "she" code-named "Slate". Perhaps I am right about Brooke the Trannie being a Pentagon trannie that MrMadison brought along with him from the DoD when he went to the CHAZ? I can't recall seeing MrMadison with any women aside from Brooke the Trannie. (Does anyone have pictures/footage of him with an actual woman?)

Since I recall can't properly embed time-stamp Soundcloud audiofiles here on KF, I will put links to the segments in question. (Let me know if this has been fixed since the last time I tried it.)

0:20 "Lance Bangs has been on the show multiple times. A legend." (He's a documentary director.)
Later MrMadison says that Lance Bands was the one who filmed the news item for VICE News. That was the item where Brooke the Trannie was also interviewed.

3:02 Lance Bangs met with MrMadison, claims that he has an interesting backstory. "Has a lot more going on that I'd be curious about, seeing what he's able or comfortable about sharing"

7:30 "I've been talking to him [MrMadison] on Signal."

8:35 "This is a very strange story. I am going to be presenting this unedited and without context because I don't even know what to make of it myself. I do think this is a story that needs to be told."

9:00 "I have no way of fact-checking what this guy is telling me.", um, yes you can. You can ask him to provide evidence. You can fact-check things for yourself. Don't take these people at their word. They are professional liars. They have been trained to lie. They were picked to do it because lying is in their blood.

9:20 "This is a young guy in his twenties with his friends around the same age and they are running around downtown Seattle with their AR 15s, protecting a section of the city that they took over and they are protecting it from other bad guys with AR 15s. With their own intentions and these are like new emerging political fractions and emerging political ideologies most people don't even know about." (In other words, these are SJW who spend their lives online and think Twitter is the real world.)

The actual interview starts here.

12:00 "We're getting death threats at the order of 100ds per hour." (Funny, I've read a lot of the tweets people were sending and there were almost no death threats. It's mostly people laughing at him and telling him he's going to get arrested.)

13:45 "How did you get involved" (Said he saw the footage of the guy whose car was surrounded by protestors, so he drove away and into them and then came out of the car and shot one of them.)

15:10 "I've been overseas a few times now"

15:25 Q; "Are you a member or ex-member of the military yourself?" A: "Uh, yes."

Later he says that he's ex-military and that he's doing cybersecurity now travelling all around the country for his job.
He's asked about his military background and says he doesn't want to disclose it because "it's a very tightknight community. I am just gonna leave it at: I did door-kicker things. I did the stuff that our government doesn't speak of. I will confirm branch. I was in the marine corps."
He's asked what region of the world and says "a couple of different regions, Middle-East and then some others, fairly recently, I'm only 26.", presumably Seattle was amongst those regions, LMAO. So he went around kicking in the doors of sandniggers in Iraq and now all of a sudden he gives a fuck about BLM? Yeah right. I call such bull on this story.

15:40 (Claims to be out of State again) "I was on a flight up here from California on day one and on day two is when I started coming out here with some of the rest of the crew."

16:00 "My black jeep (the one with no license plates) has kinda been all over alt-right Twitter because I follow them around when they leave our perimeter to figure out what their vehicles are. So they don't know my car. Of course, I've pulled my license plates off."

Here the catch: If he flew in from California... who provided him with a car in WA? Obvious it's not his car or he would've said so, he would've driven in from CA and not flown in. Was it Puget Sound who gave him the car?

17:25 "I practice and run drills and things. One of those drills I run is: how fast can I get 100 meters from essentially my front door to my jeep." (With whom does he run these drills? With Puget Sound? Or some regional arm of JBGC in California?)

18:00 Q:"How did you first get involved with the CHOP?" A: "We've had weeks upon weeks of police acting as tyrants" (that's a word he used on Twitter too, he referred to the US government as "tyrannical")

20:50 "There are several security teams that handle different things in the area. My security head Slate [NOTE: this is the same guy he mentioned in the DMs that the Twitter account leaked] carry pretty much the burden 50-50. We coordinate with EMS people" (...) (long story short, he insists that his role there is to de-escalate arising conflicts.)

Here comes the big gender reveal moment: MrMadison's security head "Slate" is supposedly a woman.

22:10 "Slate was running around with her weapon, with her rifle"

If Slate is a "her"... is Brooke The Trannie perhaps "Slate"? And is Brooke the one running security at CHAZ with MrMadison as "her" underling?
Hey TERFs, I know you read about trannies a lot, does the term "Slate" have a special signifance with trannies? Is there some anime character or cartoon named "Slate" or some shit like that?

23:45 (Asked about his political leanings) "I align myself left-of-center but not hard left. I don't wanna say far left because that makes us sound like white supremacists." (But you are. BLM is a black supremacist movement. They force white people to wash their feet and blackmail them into paying reparations.)

To someone off-mike: "I'm not on coms, I'm on something. Give me 30."

At 26:15 you can hear a loud beep, proving that this interview is not actually raw footage unedited. Whoever posted this interview deliberately lied about that. He probably had MrMadison listen to the raw recording first and it must've been him who requested that this part be edited. (BTW, the voice in the background kinda sounds like Brooke but I could be projecting. At some point there are two voice, one of which sounds like a cis woman and the other sounds like Brooke, but I can't exactly make out what they are saying.) At 27:15 there's an even longer beep.

And there you have it:

29:30 "I would actually love it, when this gets posted, that you kinda cut out the part about what we are planning to do on the roof, because we don't need that slipping out. Because they have intel guys too and they are trying to find holes in our plans."
Interviewer: "Uh yeah. I could bleep stuff."

Here MrMadison himself admits that CHAZ is, quote, "a warzone, a powder keg".

Here he says that he's from a town 20 miles away from Washington DC.

During this part he says that he's from Virginia: "After I left Virginia, after I got out of the military, I lived in Nashville for a little bit."

During this part he also says that when he was in highschool as 12-13 year old, he used to go to a hacker/makerspace in a church called Hack DC. If they have social media with pictures then MrMadison is probably on there.


Eventually he discloses that he grew up in Springfield, VA (interesting, cos Nyk/ContraPoints is from Fairfax County too. He grew up in Vienna, VA.)

During this part he talks to "Slate" again, but Slate now sounds like an adult male. Perhaps "Slate" is a couple of people?
 
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#ClownsAgainstClownworld

He who fights clowns shall be careful, lest not they become clowns themselves.

Out of the blue today, I thought things could only get worse if Juggalo's got involved.

Some how we approach that point.

It's Seattle. It almost always rains here.



I get it, I wasn't trying to be a downer - just trying to answer some of the runaway speculating and LARPing happening here. Some kiwis be dooming over CHAZ, and that's actually pretty funny, dooming over a bunch of homeless junkies in a shitty neighborhood as if most of Seattle even noticed. Don't become a angry reflection of the idiots you are supposed to be laughing at.

Other farmers in the northwest can add but...
The shootings in this area isnt new, Capitol Hill always has a few every summer. And stories of outsiders coming in and messing around with minorities isn't new . We get a few stories every year of big mean alt-rights from deep white suburbs of Kent or Enumclaw or something and roughing up gays or big mean frat brogrammers coming up the hill from Belltown and roughing up gays, and it's always a exageration or even lie. A drunk fight starts between a meathead and a fierce, sarcastic gay guy, meathead calls fierce gay a fag or something, a gay person who can't fight starts slapping or throws a limp-wristed punch and then gets dropped and its reported as a hate crime targeting gays and all of Seattle clutches their pearls and wrings there hands.

In fact and other longtime Seattle kiwis let me know if you remember, didn't old mayor Schell blame the Mardi Gras murder about 20 years ago on outsiders from Kent. Oh shit - I just went and lookd it up - Seattle's Mardi Gras riot of 2001. From the summary, emphasis mine:

The police department's lack of intervention during the disturbance led to allegations of police misconduct. Responses during and after the event by both the Mayor and Chief of Police were met with intense scrutiny. The violence led to a moratorium on large Mardi Gras celebrations in the city and tarnished the neighborhood's reputation.

LOL how shit changed in 20 years, Seattle PD damned if they do damned if they don't. This cost Mayor Schell his job because he was sleeping and his chief ordered the cops to not do anything for fear of inciting even more violence. But newspapers at the time, even really liberal ones like The Stranger and Seattle Weekly, all reported that attacks were black-on-white attacks and racially motivated. Most newspapers had pictures of a black dude with brass knuckles or pictures of black groups surrounding whites and pounding on them. One white kid from Auburn, Kris Kime, died of injuries from stomping when he tried to rescue a lone woman being accosted and groped, and this cost Schell his job in the next election.

Sorry for the sperg, just thought it was interesting how things have changed for the Seattle PD. Most of the non-homeless CHAZ activists who really beleive in the cause were babies or not even born in 2001.

Also, don't forget Tuba Man. That poor dude.

You make a fair point.

I mean, we expected them to fail. And they did. Then they failed harder. And kept failing. Farmers came up with outlandish ideas on how things could get worse and these ass hats kept doing worse. The politicians just looked the other way until people started getting shot.

It was like watching a toddler play with matches. You know it will end in tragedy but their mom is bit of a cunt and won't listen.
 
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It was like watching a toddler play with matches. You know it will end in tragedy but their mom is bit of a cunt and won't listen.
Some times Toddler needs to be burned to learn the lesson, you can only tell some one "don't play with fire you will get burn" so many times. This is assuming they are mentally developed enough to learn from past mistakes.
 
Some times Toddler needs to be burned to learn the lesson, you can only tell some one "don't play with fire you will get burn" so many times. This is assuming they are mentally developed enough to learn from past mistakes.

Well, to keep going with the analogy - we know CHAZ are activist autists or homeless junkie retards. So I dont blame Durkin or Cheif Best for listening to them and tolerating them because what good does smacking around or coming down hard on an autistic toddler do? It doesn't help the kid, it makes you feel like a guilty asshole when you sober up and anyone watching knows your the monster. The few goodmeaning people who went to CHAZ and care about race and improving the world have all gone home on their own. Backhanding the remaining retarded children doesn't solve anything.
 
Rather over estimate than underestimate. Plus, i remember a few gang members who went in for the training they brought. And the team handling it cant let a lot of stray bullets go around the city. I mean, even with untrained niggas mout operations with a 60% casualty rate was a success. Its just going to be a mess.
True, if things are so bad that you have to clear rooms it is just asking for bodies to pile up. The unknown element of handing randos guns is where things get dicey. The stray bullets will most likely be coming from them. Just a bad situation all around.
 
True, if things are so bad that you have to clear rooms it is just asking for bodies to pile up. The unknown element of handing randos guns is where things get dicey. The stray bullets will most likely be coming from them. Just a bad situation all around.
I am under the impression its like a big compound scenario for some reason.
I hope they take them seriously and without prejudice, because its a chimp warlord with no good reason.
 
Additionally, just as a reminder of how stupid Seattle is, they've named the new NHL arena the "Climate Pledge Arena":

That arena is far from new. It’s the Seattle Center Coliseum/KeyArena and it’s been around since the sixties. Also, that’s Bezos doing that. He bought the naming rights for the remodeled KeyArena, set to reopen next year.

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Nobody is going to call it that, obviously. Everyone is going to keep calling it the KeyArena. The new name violates economy of syllables and sounds absolutely ridiculous. Not to mention, it's hypocritical as all hell.

While people pack the arena out to listen to fucking Nickelback and congratulate themselves for being so climate-conscious or whatever the fuck, giant 20,000+ TEU container ships carrying tens of thousands of tons of plastic junk from China headed for Amazon’s fulfillment centers will be cruising right past them and into the Port of Seattle. Meanwhile, electricity in Seattle is cheap as fuck and very green because Washington's power grid is 70% hydroelectric, so it doesn't actually make a goddamn difference how much power the arena uses.


Empty corporate reputation-washing.
 
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He was saying something about how they had tied him down to a table and injected him with something harmful. I was getting a vibe that he was a young trumpet-wielding Francis E Dec Esq. There's gotta be more people out there like him out there. Schizophrenia is such a terrible illness.
This is why it is actually more cruel to let schizos live on the street instead of putting them in institutions. At least he'd get the good drugs in a psych ward. They give those to the loud ones to get them to calm down.
Does soy run through your veins?
Come on, don't pretend you don't care about the puppies. It's okay, we won't judge you for it. And I'm only fueled 50% by soy. The other half is pure autism.✨
 
This is why it is actually more cruel to let schizos live on the street instead of putting them in institutions. At least he'd get the good drugs in a psych ward. They give those to the loud ones to get them to calm down.

Come on, don't pretend you don't care about the puppies. It's okay, we won't judge you for it. And I'm only fueled 50% by soy. The other half is pure autism.✨
I'm from East Asia, I don't feel bad about puppies, I eat them. Do you feel bad about your bacon and eggs?
 
That arena is far from new. It’s the Seattle Center Coliseum/KeyArena and it’s been around since the sixties. Also, that’s Bezos doing that. He bought the naming rights for the remodeled KeyArena, set to reopen next year.

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Nobody is going to call it that, obviously. Everyone is going to keep calling it the KeyArena. The new name violates economy of syllables and sounds absolutely ridiculous. Not to mention, it's hypocritical as all hell.

While people pack the arena out to listen to fucking Nickelback and congratulate themselves for being so climate-conscious or whatever the fuck, giant 20,000+ TEU container ships carrying tens of thousands of tons of plastic junk from China headed for Amazon’s fulfillment centers will be cruising right past them and into the Port of Seattle. Meanwhile, electricity in Seattle is cheap as fuck and very green because Washington's power grid is 70% hydroelectric, so it doesn't actually make a goddamn difference how much power the arena uses.


Empty corporate reputation-washing.
I thought the Key Arena replaced the Kingdome in the 1990's.

I don't remember going to concerts at that fucking faggoty looking arena.

The original Kingdome did catch on fire during a concert, I think it was a KISS concert, back in like 84 too, which was a hell of thing.

Edit: Apparently I got mixed up. Kingdome was demolished in 2000, Key Arena has been around forever.

Still, naming it Climate anything is hilarious considering it's Seattle.
 
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