Cheeseaholics Anonymous - Cheese appreciation thread

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Yeah it's a Wisconsin thing, there's a town that has a cheese festival every couple of years where you can find all kinds of wild cheeses. I found 25 year cheddar there.
Why no crystals? No judgment, but I had taken a bunch of crystals to be a sign of quality in aged cheddars and goudas. I thought we were supposed to enjoy that salty crunch.
 
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Why no crystals? No judgment, but I had taken a bunch of crystals to be a sign of quality in aged cheddars and goudas. I thought we were supposed to enjoy that salty crunch.
They all have crystals up there, so a lack of crystals is an experience beyond measure
 
Question for American cheesebros, how do you do it?
When I visited years ago a tiny wedge of brie that'd cost me about €2,50 where I live was like 11$.

As for other cheese stuff, I'm probably going to pick up some nicely aged goat's cheese for the weekend if the market has a decent deal going. If not I'll just end up going with Old Amsterdam, which is a huge recommend if you like aged brittle cheese with a strong pure cheese flavor.
 
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Wow I knew this Cheese meme had been going on for a while but not for 9+ months!
 
dunno why, but goat cheese makes me erect
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Question for American cheesebros, how do you do it?
When I visited years ago a tiny wedge of brie that'd cost me about €2,50 where I live was like 11$.

As for other cheese stuff, I'm probably going to pick up some nicely aged goat's cheese for the weekend if the market has a decent deal going. If not I'll just end up going with Old Amsterdam, which is a huge recommend if you like aged brittle cheese with a strong pure cheese flavor.
I get Brie from Sam’s Club. I can get two good sized snacking wheels for around 12 bucks.
 
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Q for European cheesebros. Do you eat the mouldy rind or do you peel your cheeses like we do?
It very heavily depends on what kind of cheese and if I'm eating it straight or using it with cooking.
I'll eat the rind of brie, but with Gorgonzola for example, I cut the rinds off during cooking.
I use the main cheese in the main sauce for pork tenderloin slices with some garlic, creme fraiche and heavy cream and while it's unhealthy as fuck, it's delicious.

I try not to throw away the rinds in that case and usually experiment to see if I can break them down enough to use in a seperate sauce/dip but so far I haven't been that successful.
 
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Taleggio is one of my favourite cheeses, it's like Camembert if it had character. Stinky, gooey at room temperature, a taste to die for.

It would be my #1 if it wasn't for this one:
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Caglio di capretto (or "capreddu" how it's written where my family is from) is a goat cheese and it's prepared by letting a goat kid get its fill of milk from its mother, then you slaughter the kid before it can digest the milk and then take out the kid's stomach with the milk still in it and let it ferment, the renet in the stomach lining of the goat kid turns it into cheese. It's creamy, very wine-y and tastes divine. It doesn't have a strong odor or tastes overpowering in any way, it definitely tastes like no other cheese i had in my life, there's literally no comparison. If you're a total animal you can even cut and fry up the stomach after you're done eating its contents but i never tried that. If you are into cheeses and have a chance to try this, do it, i guarantee you you won't regret it.

Being part sardinian i can't finish this post without talking about Casu Marzu, i had it a couple of times by now and i like it a lot, though it's nowhere near the excellence of caglio:
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In the left picture you can see the dead maggots on top but it's also crawling with live maggots when you cut it. I never found out why the maggots are such a big part of its preparation, if it's for the taste or the consistency or both. In the right picture you can see its consistency, it's a mix of a creamy, spreadable cheese with harder chunks in it, how i ate it was it spread on freshly-baked ciabatta and with a glass of strong, sardinian red wine (Cannonau is the go-to here), the wine complements the very strong-tasting cheese (it even has hints of hotness) a lot, i'd go as far as to say the wine is required to enjoy the cheese. This is definitely one for the more adventurous eater and also a manliness kind of thing, i know i pussied out eating it as a kid. It's also illegal to prepare now because of food safety laws (since 2014 IIRC) but everyone knows a cousin who can get his hands on it.
Q for European cheesebros. Do you eat the mouldy rind or do you peel your cheeses like we do?
Completely depends on the cheese.
 
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Null has got me on a Gouda kick. The only thing that did kinda suck was dirtying my grater when I wanted it shredded so I bought this handy dandy Olive Garden-esque tool from Oxo.


Cook your omelette, then just pop it back in the fridge. I think I’ll only have to clean it once a week obviously always checking to make sure the cheese isn’t growing anything funky.

Okay now I understand where Jersh is coming from.
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Trader Joe’s is one of the major players along with Whole Foods that helped modernize the American cheese market. For the west coast if you don’t have those two adjacent you are likely living in a food desert.
 
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