Burned Docs Chemistry Class 15JUN2014

[Silver]

If I could get a Masters in 4 years I would not be majoring in music therapy I can tell you that

 

[Very Honest Content]

Is this the first public disclosure of the 'Bob pad' address he lived at during high school at the top of page one there?

 

[The Mackers]

Is this the first public disclosure of the 'Bob pad' address he lived at during high school at the top of page one there?

Nope, as it was on his assignment, A Week With Chistian Chandler, if you care to look

Google Maps shows you that its quite a nice place though

 

[Pikonic]

…My chem class was about atoms, bonds, elements, and the history of famous chemists.

Not knocking Chris, since this isn't his fault, but WTF is this shit?

I'd be glad to work when necessary

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Very Honest Content]

Nope, as it was on his assignment, A Week With Chistian Chandler, if you care to look

Thank you, you are correct.

Although with the lack of typesetting and the inclusion of the abomination on the eyes that is

Spoiler: THIS;

you can hopefully see why I overlooked it there despite reading that entire project cover to cover.

Hell, he lists his new address as 46 instead of 14 Branchland on there I just noticed now.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

A couple of points I noticed.

Chris stated on his fictional resume that he worked for Virginia Power. Barb also worked for Virginia Power.

He also stated he was a computer engineer. Bob was also an engineer.

He apparently racked up BS's, MS's, and PhD's in science AND math in a four-year period. Impressive!

His hobby is listed as "Lego."

When asked about his family, Chris states that he has "a wife and two children, and we enjoy each other's company." This is opposed to writing, "I hate my bitch wife and my god-forsaken crotch spawn," I guess.

 

[Silver]

Two children? who's the second?? Reginald came later!

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Two children? who's the second?? Reginald came later!

Well, Crystal must be the first. I just chalked the second up as being Reginald--or, as I prefer to think of Reggie, "the unwanted one."

 

[Silver]

I meant, the Reginald character only really showed up in Chris' discussions after PandaHalo.

 

[soIregistered]

HAHAHAHAHAHA HE THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO GET A MASTER'S AND A PHD!!!! BY AGE 22, NO LESS!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CalmMyTits]

"my great mathematical skills and knowledge of chemistry"

PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Also, I find it impossible to believe he did so well on the speaking part, unless this was just another case of 'pass it along'

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He had help from his two old friends, Control-C and Control-V.

 

[MysticMisty]

He must've had major help (Bob) with this assignment. Most of the answers sound so normal it's hard to believe Chris wrote them, until you see his hobbies are Legos and Pokemon.

 

[Picklechu]

A lot of the time, teachers in completely unrelated subjects will have a resume assignment; I've always assumed that this was because of the fact that this is n't something that is typically taught. As someone who has looked over a good deal of resumes, I can tell you for a fact that most people have no clue how to write one.

But, back to the school thing, I recall having to do something similar twice in high school: once in 11th grade English, and another time before that in a class (either math or science of some kind) that I can't remember. The English teacher actually got pissed at me because I "wasn't taking the assignment seriously" haha.

 

[Panzer IV]

Nice to see that im not the only bastard who did not achieve his professional objectives.

Spoiler: :(

 

[Optimus Prime]

Well, Crystal must be the first. I just chalked the second up as being Reginald--or, as I prefer to think of Reggie, "the unwanted one."

It was Crystal Weston Chandler and Cristal Weston Chandler. He wanted to have the daughter of his god-sent dreams so much, he figured having two would be even better,

 

[pickleniggo]

So tempted to re-write Chris' pretend-life resume with what his real life became. At least I wouldn't have to change the lego part.

 

[Dr.Research]

I love how this is obviously life skills homework specially designed for slow-in-the-minds.
Jesus Christ, look at his listed interests on the first page. Did no one tell him to stick to adult- appropriate interests or was it fuck all, put whatever (not that directions would matter).
And why the hell would he pick a chemistry-related job? I have a hard time believing he could come up with this on his own. And Math & Chem Club my fucking ass. Even as a lie that's painful.

Best parts:
Criteria- "Spoke slowly, but not too slowly",
"I enjoy all elements",
The fact he thinks he can earn a BS, MS and Ph.D in four years

 

[Thelostcup]

So Chris' high school actually had seemingly competent coursework related to find a job?

Man, I had to learn all of that off the internet because no one bothered to teach us anything like that. The teachers would literally tell my graduating class we wouldn't amount to anything other than deadbeats and drug addicts. Interestingly enough, they were absolutely right.

 

[bradsternum]

There's a really good fart joke to make from air quality control as it relates to CWC.