Chess thread - discuss and play lichess here

[Monika H.]

Bravo to @Exigent Circumcisions , who beat me!

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I'll take my trophy now.

 

[George Orson Welles]

FUCKING WHAT.
NO. PLEASE GOD NOOOO.
Ding dong the Goddess of Chess is dead.

 

[Monika H.]

I'll take my trophy now.

Wanna a rematch?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

FUCKING WHAT.
NO. PLEASE GOD NOOOO.
Ding dong the Goddess of Chess is dead.

I have roughly 1100 rated games under my belt so it wasn't really a fair fight.

 

[Peasant]

I haven't played a game in two years or so. That's my story to cover up the fact that I was never good.

Rapid Chess • Noumin vs MonikaH

Noumin (1500) plays MonikaH (1500) in a casual Rapid (5+8) game of chess. Noumin won by checkmate after 26 moves. Click to replay, analyse, and discuss the game!

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Spoiler: i ween

 

[George Orson Welles]

I have roughly 1100 rated games under my belt so it wasn't really a fair fight.

Dammit dude, you MURDERED her!

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Wanna a rematch?

Sure. Send me a challenge

 

[Monika H.]

https://lichess.org/EHRyuufl

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Don't forget to run your analysis afterwards, kiddos: it's a great way to learn from your mistakes.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Been spanked 4 times in a row by the bot at level 3, I think I'm done with trying to remember how to play...

 

[George Orson Welles]

Been spanked 4 times in a row by the bot at level 3, I think I'm done with trying to remember how to play...

Just ask Monika, she's a great teacher and very patient!

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Been spanked 4 times in a row by the bot at level 3, I think I'm done with trying to remember how to play...

Eh, it's better to play humans.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Eh, it's better to play humans.

The bot can't make fun of me on here, though...

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I haven't played a game in two years or so. That's my story to cover up the fact that I was never good.

Rapid Chess • Noumin vs MonikaH

Noumin (1500) plays MonikaH (1500) in a casual Rapid (5+8) game of chess. Noumin won by checkmate after 26 moves. Click to replay, analyse, and discuss the game!

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Spoiler: i ween

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I added you, we'll have to battle for the crown some time soon. Not right now, though. I want to get buzzed and relax.

 

[Peasant]

I added you, we'll have to battle for the crown some time soon. Not right now, though. I want to get buzzed and relax.

Cool, was about to send you a challenge. Anyway, I'm ready for another game with anyone.

Correspondence Chess • Anon. vs Noumin

Anon. plays Noumin (1500) in a casual Correspondence game of chess. Noumin won by checkmate after 40 moves. Click to replay, analyse, and discuss the game!

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[Exigent Circumcisions]

https://lichess.org/EHRyuufl

I won again.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Just ask Monika, she's a great teacher and very patient!

I wouldn't deplete her patience or time; strategy is not my strong suit...

 

[George Orson Welles]

I wouldn't deplete her patience or time; strategy is not my strong suit...

Oh no I can promise, she's very patient about it all, Hell it took me about 1-2 hours with her to be able to even understand what the fuck was going on, so you wouldn't be wasting her time.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I wouldn't deplete her patience or time; strategy is not my strong suit...

Lichess has a decent rating system: if you play rated matches you'll only really play people at your level. Trust me, I can barely squeak a win out against Stockfish level 4 on my best days, but I can win 50% of my games against humans.