Feedback Child molestation as a tickbox required to register?

[Philosophy Zombie]

under the circumcision tickbox there should be a required box asking whether you have been touched in a bad place as a child and if so, where.

such a list should include

✓ Have you been touched?
✓ Was it Jerry?
✓ I knew it would have been Jerry.
✓ Was he circumcised?
✓ Wait did he even have a dick or was it a tranny?
✓ Oh.
✓ It wasn't bent, was it?
✓ Well, I'm sorry that happened.
✓ Well, he's our family so we can't have anybody know about this.
✓ We have to keep it a secret or else we'll be the disgrace of the entire town.
✓ Now now, don't cry.
✓ You can't be like that.
✓ Stop crying.
✓ Here, let's go buy some ice cream.
✓ Do you have a tumblr?
✓ Steven Universe is the best.​

 

[Donald And The Immigrants]

Add a checkbox for "Was it Null?"

 

[Cthulu]

Change question 2 to was it Jerry Null or a Catholic priest and go from there.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Add a checkbox for "Was it Null?"

We already have that as an assumption so that's unnecessary

 

[Donald And The Immigrants]

Please require molested individuals send video proof to Null for confirmation and pleasure purposes.