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Taser Confetti said:
Michelle Obama effect all over again
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i actually think michelle obomber being a transsexual could have some truth to it, not only because we literally have documents that suggest it as well as proving the existent of that "mike" guy that barack was (allegedly) in gays with, but it's also interesting what an otucome such a revelation can have especially knowing everything we know about obama and his role in societal conciousness
but "she looks like a dude" is very bad proof, ugly chicks exist, there are many many women who look mannish, even more black ones

NimertiS said:
Clickbait hoe tore Greek flags in a Greek gyros place in New Jersey because she thought 💭 they were Israeli flags.

Employees explain to her, her mistake, but she proceeds to post the video anyway.

It's all over the news in Greece.

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Belvedere said:
Please don't post direct links to that Commie PsyOp, upload videos directly.

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Tiktok is pure brain rot and its users are a reflection of it.
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this has to be at least in part a pisstake, but idk what's funnier
her straight up posting this shit herself and framing it as some kinda little oopsie, complete with cutesy "ermargarsh girlies you will not believe what i did! so silly of me!" language? the implication that walking into a business and tearing down their property in a symbolic expression of rage towards modern political affairs she doesn't understand beyond the scope of social media memes is only bad because she happened to get the wrong flag, the intent to do it was perfectly reasonable behavior?
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
i actually think michelle obomber being a transsexual could have some truth to it, not only because we literally have documents that suggest it as well as proving the existent of that "mike" guy that barack was (allegedly) in gays with, but it's also interesting what an otucome such a revelation can have especially knowing everything we know about obama and his role in societal conciousness
but "she looks like a dude" is very bad proof, ugly chicks exist, there are many many women who look mannish, even more black ones
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>because we literally have documents that suggest it

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Belvedere said:
I don't know anything about documents but the theory that postulates that Joan Rivers was murdered because she was the first to point out this possibility is my favorite part of this whole skulduggery.

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She was an ancient woman subjecting herself to countless plastic surgeries in the name of Jewish vanity. I'm surprised she didn't die under the knife many years before.
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
kiwifarms sees trannies everywhere
they wanna believe

that aside yeah being a cop in america must be tough as shit, worse than anywhere in the world, because aside from the regular troubles and risks of working such a difficult and potentially life threatening job, you don't even get to say you did the right thing at the end of the day
when you're not shutting down little billy's illegal lemonade hustle or arresting grannies for wrongthink, when you actually get to go out and stop a real genuine threat to the community, you get your life ruined for doing it because the motherfucker's skin was two shades above the stipulated limit on their "i gets ta do whatever i muddafuggin want mang" card
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Ever notice that since St. Floyd's martyrdom, EVERY SINGLE NIGGER that gets taken down/cuffed on a bodycam video is immediately screaming 'I can't breathe! I can't breathe!' like it's the fucking hoodoo charm to get the po po to back off on them?

Sadly, it worked quite a bit at first but thankfully the magic's wearing out.
 
The Un-Clit said:
Ever notice that since St. Floyd's martyrdom, EVERY SINGLE NIGGER that gets taken down/cuffed on a bodycam video is immediately screaming 'I can't breathe! I can't breathe!' like it's the fucking hoodoo charm to get the po po to back off on them?

Sadly, it worked quite a bit at first but thankfully the magic's wearing out.
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oh man you must not know about the concept of magical thinking
most of what negroes do, they do because they saw a white person do something similar, don't understand WHY it works yet want to recreate it, and attempt to do so by just repeating the motions
most of their 'culcha' is just extreme variants of what wypipo do, it's why they're so neurotic about cleaning or 'respekts!'

john promised his boss to improve productivity by 15% and got a raise, if jamal says the same funny magic words, he will also get extra monays! doesn't matter that after making that claim, john went to his office and thought up a new way of allocating resources, while jamal went out back for his smock break and "forgot" to come back in to work... for the next week or so...
 
Update on the dummy that confused the Greek flags outside a restaurant for Israeli flags:

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"Sex worker, Palestine activist, social media influencer"

She hit the trifecta of stupid on top of being a YASSS Kween!
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
oh man you must not know about the concept of magical thinking
most of what negroes do, they do because they saw a white person do something similar, don't understand WHY it works yet want to recreate it, and attempt to do so by just repeating the motions
most of their 'culcha' is just extreme variants of what wypipo do, it's why they're so neurotic about cleaning or 'respekts!'

john promised his boss to improve productivity by 15% and got a raise, if jamal says the same funny magic words, he will also get extra monays! doesn't matter that after making that claim, john went to his office and thought up a new way of allocating resources, while jamal went out back for his smock break and "forgot" to come back in to work... for the next week or so...
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Oh I know the concept, it just amused the fuck out of me as soon as I started seeing the 'I can't breathe!' thing from every single coon and sheboon (and the occasional whiteboi) getting arrested ever since George Floyd's apotheosis.
 
Borderline pornographic (dry humping), so spoilered.


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Rev. Ray delivers again. I have no idea where he finds this stuff.
 
Sub-human from Liberia is driving recklessly without a license, has a traffic accident and his first reaction is to pull the other driver, a petite woman, out of her car and choke slam her into the ground , fracturing her eye socket, knee and foot. Happened in Massachusetts.



The US has enough problems as it is with its own homegrown stock, now they also have to deal with the even more violent and dumber ones coming from actual Sub-Saharan regions.
 
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Belvedere said:
Sub-human from Liberia is driving recklessly without a license, has a traffic accident and his first reaction is to pull the other driver, a petite woman, out of her car and choke slam her into the ground , fracturing her eye socket, knees and one foot. Happened in Massachusetts.

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The US has enough problems as it is with its own homegrown stock, now they also have to deal with the even more violent and dumber ones coming from actual Sub-Saharan regions.
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That can't be. Actual Africans from Africa are based and tradpilled, and would never act like African-Americans! In fact, they despise them even more than Whites do!

ETA: just watched the clip. Obviously the woman wasn't going to go full tnd on TV, but her 'I don't know if he was having a bad day' is still fucking insane to me. No amount of having a bad day could excuse that behaviour, to a tiny mother of two kids no less. He should be put down like the rabid animal he is, followed rapidly by the rest of his kind.
 
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